Wake up

>wake up
>eat
>shower
>go to work
>get yelled at by boss
>program
>program
>program
>contemplate suicide
>tell myself everythings fine
>go home
>shitpost
>go to sleep

:^)

>shower in the morning
>not when you're back home
It's like you don't care about yourself.

...

Frogs need to be banned on sight

>>get yelled at by boss

Is programming really that bad of a job, was looking into switching from a non stem field

>wake up
>go to work
>well people over priced products and protection plans
>get bitched at by boss for leaving designated slamming area
>go home
>vidya
>shitpost
>run
>shower
>sleep

>wake up
>eat
>listening complain of pet's owners
>check their exams because they are lazy as fuck
> examin their 15 /16 old dog and cats that already dying because 16 for small animals is like 90 years old for humans
>owmers want that I became jesus and save their fur animal but they always complaing about prices of exam, surgery and drugs
Veterinary is one of the worst job ever

>wake up
>fap
>shower
>goto work
>try to look like I'm doing something
>try to look like I'm doing something
>try to look like I'm doing something
>flirt with marketing chicks
>try to look like I'm doing something
>try to look like I'm doing something
>try to look like I'm doing something
>go home
>shitpost
>goto sleep

Who the fuck wants to be a code monkey?

Cont
>run
>cook
>shitposting/fapping
>sleep

Of course it is, why did you expect it to be anything else? I never understood vets

>wake up
>coffee
>eat
>coffee
>weed
>read slashdot
>read soylentnews
>browse Sup Forums
>weed
>coffee
>go for a walk or sleep
>coffee
>weed
>watch joe rogan
>feed cat
>eat
>coffee
>weed
>go to bed

>lacking of fapping

how do you live

Maybe twice a week. It's more a hassle than something I look forward to.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>having a job

yell back at your boss pussy

the absolute state of 420 blazers, cant even fap anymore

>wake up
>contemplate suicide
>eat
>contemplate suicide
>shower
>contemplate suicide
>shitpost
>contemplate suicide
>go to sleep

>It's more a hassle
Welcome to your 30s, see you at 40!

I shower twice a day.
Can't go to work without it, but can't go to sleep without it either

Yell back you faggot.

>job title contains "programmer"
Try orienting your career towards actual software engineering and not being a codemonkey writing nodeJS every day

30 here and I've been fapping only once a week for several years.
Should I hurry up and get a mate soon before it just stops working or whatever?

probably the soylent desu

>go to work
>get yelled at by boss
>program
>program
>program
Maybe the reason he's yelling at you is because you're programming instead of working.

Too late, damage is already done. Enjoy your limp dick.

> wake up
> breakfast
> shit
> class
> class
> class
> class
> lunch
> hw
> try to work on personal projects / teach myself something new
> give up after 15 mins
> dinner
> weed / beer
> get sad
> read
> sleep

>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up late
>Drive for an hour to get to work
>Pretend to work
>Go to meetings
>Do a little work
>Pretend to work some more
>Drive home for another hour
>Zombie for the rest of the night because I woke up at like 5 in the morning
>Shitpost and play vidya and read until I go to bed too late so I'm tired again tomorrow
I've only been working full-time for like 6 months. When does it end?

There is nothing wrong with being a programmer.

This the world needs programmers just like it does trash men and janitors

>Wake up
>Breakfast
>Coffee
>Shitpost
>Gaymes
>Gaymes
>Gaymes
>Gaymes (And maybe a little bit of shitposting)
>Contemplate suicide
>Kick myself for not doing something more worthwhile with my shitty life
>Fap til 6 in the morning
>Sleep

i want to bully satania's vagoo with my ponos

Where are you working now?

Toys r us

Huh, I figured you were the OP and finished your degree

I will not finish and if I did would not post the frog here

>Fap until six in the morning

Ah yes. I recall being pubescent aswell.

>wake up
>make sweet love to my wife
>shower
>eat breakfast with the kids
>drive them to school
>run errands
>arrive at the office at around 10am
>yell at my employees
>take a 2 hour lunch
>yell at them some more
>leave early
>pick up kids
>eat dinner with family
>tuck kids in
>watch TV with wife
>if still have energy, fuck her again
>go to sleep

The moral of the story is: be the boss.

>wake up
>breakfast
>go to college
>bus takes 1 hour
>get to class
>feel really incompetent and wonder why I keep trying
>this lasts hours
>be with gf and finally feel happy and fulfilled
>she leaves and i have to stay
>get depressed
>take the bus back
>nobody wants to sit next to me
>spend 1 hour and a half because traffic :^)
>get home and procrastinate
>think about her all the time
>fap thinking about the times I had sex with her
>sleep

Me and my boss joke around and lot and we are friends. I get yelled at once a year when we really fuck up a deploy

Wake up between 4:30 am and 1:45 pm
Maybe go out to eat, have Nespresso, sometimes take vits etc
Chill with music or YouTube
While in bed on phone on Sup Forums, Reddit or news sites etc
Somehow waste many hours on this
Stay vaguely dehydrated all day due to too lazy to drink enough water or too bored od filtered water
Maybe buy food to cook for lunch 2:30 to 5:30pm
Sometimes bail on flat and visit mum
Often go out for dinner and drinks
Or buy alcohol and stay in maybe take away

Would rather be working but 1) people are too greedy and evil and 2) I have mental health problems so I sleep very badly and get random symptoms like physical pain which are hard to deal with.

I am thinking I will volunteer or start a small home business soon.

Should really travel or move home city.

It can be bad if your management sucks. That's why it's important to ask certainly questions in interviews to see what kind of environment you're getting into

It doesn't, srs

>wake up
>shower
>eat
>go to work
>do morning stand-up meeting
>play darts/ping-pong
>read docs
>program
>lunch
>program
>commit/review
>darts/ping-pong
>bro with boss
>go home
>eat
>vidya
>sleep

Wake up
Eat
Old guy that adopted me leaves for Santa Rosa without taking me even though I asked him to.
Finish installing Gentoo for the 5th time. Kernel panic when it tries to mount root filesystem.
Ask friend when soccer will be. It's cancelled so Santa Rosa didn't matter.
Old guy returns gives me a ride to the bank on his way to office. I buy bread and some muffin and 2 cookies. Go to Whole Foods and reminisce over dead multiplayer videogames.
Play some Chess on Samsung Android tablet then make some post on steam about my kernel panic.
I bought another muffin, some crackers and 2 apples at whole foods.
I eat everything. Oh and I got water at 7 11.
Talk to a guy I went to highschool with on the bus. He got caught stealing some Mac minis and was expelled. Now he works at a Mac store. Explain to him how I want to make a Linux operating system and he makes me realize that Linux is for power users not for NORMIES.
I explain how advanced Linux is.
It's so advanced I can't even get the thing to boot fully.
My Gentoo live CD had stopped booting. It's ro. Read only. But now it doesn't boot.
I have no idea how people do it. How do you know about technology without killing yourself?

>wake up
>bacon and tea
>gym
>shower
>go to job site
>work
>yelled at by foreman
>work
>yell at beaners in spanglish
>work
>contemplate learning to program for the millionth time so I can escape the frigid fucking weather
>tell myself i'll do it when my youngest is out of school
>go home
>tend my garden
>shitpost
>dinner
>read to kids
>sleep

Life ain't bad.

Funny because software engineering is the part i hate the most about my job and programming is my favorite part. Writing software for a client is aids, writing internal microservices is a 10/10 experience

>wake up
>coffee
>eat
>programming
>eat
>meetings
>programing while listening to Ben Shaprio
>watch the five
>eat
>smoke
>watch Tucker
>watch Hannity
>sleep

>woke
>sip
>workout
>post workout shake/sip/meal/shower
>school
>werk
>sleep

comfty tbqh. i really need to get outta my parents house though, i wanna bring biches in my room to pipe

What do you do user?

I’m waiting to apply for an apprenticeship for local 38 and I have no experience with job sites. Just going to stores to fix their shit or do maintenance. So I’m used to being alone in service and making my own calls.

Wtf you doing going to Whole Foods and eating crap like bread and muffins lol? Step up your game man. They have some great kale crisps and smoothies and stuff.

You either have the wrong clients, wrong frameworks, wrong language or wrong company / aim. My last coding job the client integration was the best but, especially the more challenging ones.

>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>Want to work on personal code projects
>Can't find the motivation to code after doing it all day already
>Cruise the webs or play games
>Go to bed

>using the smiley with the carat nose

>gf

>wake up late
>dad reminds me of the job hunt
>boot up desktop with cloveros linux
>"I could sys admin a linux system if any of those sys admin jobs I applied to called back"
>boot up thinkpad with cloveros
>turn on ncmpcpp
>listen to toho eurobeat
>go on irc and shitpost
>decide to draw
>draw 2hus
>put some stuff on jdownloader for later
>shitpost on half/double chan
>2am start all downloads/torrents
>fap to whatever
>go to sleep

They only had odwalla smoothies with 44 grams of sugar per bottle, but I had initially planned on getting one.
Apples are great.
I didn't buy their bread I bought bread at a bakery.
Their muffin was alright.

Find an addy hookup for occasional days off, that's how I got into programming in the first place. Programming (even learning) high on Adderall is like smoking crack.

I wish I went into IT, I hobby program anyway so litteraly what's the point of slaving away in this hell instead of a comfy Linux job.

>half the time trying to make shit up to do all day
>quarter of the time slaving on bullahit requirements but at least I'm doing something 'useful'
>quarter of time actually working on an interesting requirement, have to bullshit explanation to my boss anyway to justify the thing he just told me to so

aaaa

>wake up
>can't wake up

I GOT GENTOO INSTALLED. IT CHANGED MY DRIVES AROUND SO MY ROOT WAS ON SDB!
I'm so happy

>wake up
>coffee or energy drink or whatever I have, if not grab coffee on commute
>kiss GF love and have a good day
>hourish subway commute to work
>headphones at desk, watch Netflix or listen to music for a few hours while pulling repos and checking email and activecollab and basecamp
>give up caring before lunch and shit post
>lunch
>code and engineering meetings after lunch, wait till my boss leaves early, usually by 3:45
>leave 5 minutes later
>hour commute home
>nap maybe
>dinner/fuck gf/play with cats /get drunk/do some contact work
>sleep

Holy shit I had a USB in and it tried to boot off of it baka
PS Google figures that cars trigger me so they keep making me solve them to post

How do I get a girlfriend?

Ayy lmao why does Wayland depend so heavily on x11 sh*t

Does it get worse?
I'm 26 and my drive to fap or have sex is close to 0

Wish I could advise you. My father was a great engineer and sociable. I was always the nerd, but also the outrageous class clown everyone liked. I've always caught partners from being smart, but most of all made em laugh. I'm an example of chubby and not great looking, but somehow popular from being hilarious. Really, money? Nope. Looks? Razor whit? Yup.

What's a 'carat'? Some American attempt at English?

...

You sound like a stupid troll

Errr, sorry, that's a No on the looks part.

Living the dream. Good job user. You made it.

fuck off, retard

Wish your mom felt the same way, I didn't expect to catch the super clap from her.

>wake up
>update arch
>lurk Sup Forums
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>eat and lurk Sup Forums
>youtube/movie/tv series
>lurk Sup Forums
>program
>program some more
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>eat
>youtube/movies/tv series
>program
>program some more
>lurk Sup Forums
>sleep

You're funny to normies, because you're a normie. Being funny to normies isn't witty or smart, it's dull.

It depens on how much of a biological failure you are.

depends*

>wake up
>shower
>eat
>do whatever I want for the rest of the day
>sleep
NEET 4 lyfe

Meh, that term means nothing to me. I have a partner, a good career, pets, an alcohol problem, a place in multiple fucked up art and death metal communities, etc... If normie means satisfying life and weird life, cool. I'm your normie.

>wake up
>get dressed in business formal
>sit around do nothing
>drive up to work
>job I went through 8+ years of schooling for
>environment sucks
>nobody respects my credentials and by extension the things I say
>nobody thinks I deserve the money I do
>most think I'm lying and decide to call me out for having a plaque that has my title on it
>entire industry is probably going to disappear in the next 20 years anyway

Lol wut u do

How old are you if you don’t mind

>gf
>implying

Duh medical, what discipline

Law

>wake up
>grab a brush and try to hide the shake up
> leave the keys on the table

>Not being neet and showing 7 times a day.
It's like you don't even care about yourself

why desu? it's aids they arent posted anymore. I havent seen a rare bread in years. I bet hallf the users on here currently dont even know what a rare is ;__;

you should feed your cat at least 3 times a day (splitting the food not giving it x3)

...

>wake up
>coffe+cigarette
>shower
>get yelled at by gf
>go to work
>"program"
>"program"
>cool time hanging out with boss
>"program"
>go home
>contemplate sex
>get yelled at by gf
>tell myself everythings fine
>shitpost
>go to sleep

stand up for yourself senpai dont let her walk all over you why does she yell?

Get rid of her 80% of marriages fail or everyone miserable

You wouldn't program something with statistics that bad so why would you marry it??

What comfy job should I strive from when finishing my CS degree? I don't want something too hard or too annoying. I just want steady money and comfy job.
Should I work with databases or sys admin or something like that?

>wake up
>back to sleep
>wake up
>coffee or sip
>weed
>shitpost
>weed
>get munchies and eat
>fap myself to sleep
>wake up 3h later
>coffee
>weed
>shitpost
>contemplate suicide
>play guitar
>weed myself to sleep

The intake vent for the heating in our office is near me. I always fart in it then it spreads around the office. My boss caught me one day and asked me why I was doing it and I said I guess it's funny then my boss walks upto it and farts into it. I didn't know whether to laugh or not.

kek

>wake up
>go to the gym
>eat
>go to work
>work
>work
>work
>lunch
>go for a run
>work
>work
>work
>go home
>dinner
>shitpost
>anime
>read
>sleep

Repeat until failure

*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Oh hey there wagie.. Halfway through the week, you've almost made it! Hopefully you don’t have another breakdown before your designated recreational time at the end of the week. I also hope you boss lets you out 10 minutes early to get to that important appointment you have, but only if you're good!

Me? Well life isn’t easy being a NEET, right now I’m stuck deciding what I’m going to do with all time today. Hey! Maybe you can help me choose! I’ve narrowed it down to a few options:

- Play a round of golf (lowered my handicap last week!)
- Learn a new field of science
- Write and record some new music
- Play that new RPG that I've been meaning to get into
- Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book

Thanks for your help, wagie, besides this will be the closest you get to actually being free, by living through me, so you should be thankful.

Anyway, I better not keep you, you have to get some sleep so that you can be up bright and early for work tomorrow!

Another day, another dollar. Right Wagie?