Cable Guy

the cable guy left his unlocked ipad here and left

wat do i do

download more internet

Give it back Jamal

download more ram

Call the cable company and tell them you fucking child.

Blacked.com

update your equipment

Tyrone

Just give it back

H4xX0r it retard.

Is this some elaborate attempt at getting your personal army to go after that IP?

no

Post images of all App Settings pages and anywhere you can get. Probably shouldn't post technical info of your own house though...

Jizz onto it.
Smear it all over the screen and wipe.
Call cable company so they can retrieve it.
Go to sleep knowing everytime the cable guy uses it, he'll be rubbing his finger in your jizz.
Install Antergos.

>Install Antergos
It will ask him for iCloud password if he tries to install shit, and could leave a trail, get him blacklisted from ISP.

OP just listen, post images of settings page. It sounds boring but it is the best option.

Launch "Find my iPhone" and see what shows up, like the company's other iThings.

why?

Give it back Tyrese.

Give it back, John.

give youself the full package and a fee waiver of like 20 years

Give it back, La'Shawn

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kek at ATT for having shit service in that area and using Verizon on the tablet

Because then JewCast would be possibly exposed with more security vulnerabilities. Fuck the ISP

frankly i like spectrum internet, they are pretty good

Even if you wanted to upgrade your internet for free or give yourself 1 free month you couldnt. Techs have "view only" powers. At most you could mess with someone's internet by going to their account and tappingb"hit account". It will send a provisioning hit to the modem, making it reset.

t. Call center help desk at a cable company

If i call you guys from a number associated w/ my account will you guys powercycle my router?

Call the ISP. It has 4g so they are certainly tracking its location.

It dips in and out of service. I get literally no GPS signal where I live either; its a dead zone.

Yes, but its not like they can't put things together. There is no way that they won't come back for that.

If by router you mean the modem on the account, yes we can. You can call from any number as long as you verify the account (most likely name on the account, ph, address and/or last 4 ssn/dl)

If by router you mean a second device behind the modem, we can't.

do you 100% need the SSN or PIN number

he just wants to be your friend

Hand it back with a special gift.

Suprise him with testicle pics, or better. And by better I mean more freaky.

>Time Warner
>Verizon

This

he will probably come back when he notices that he doesnt have it

I switched to frontier from Comcast after being a customer for 12 years. It was fine in 2010, but now I blow through my 1tb data caps in the first week, so that $10 every 50GB is an absolute ass-fucking.
Now I'm getting 150/150 instead of ~100/10 and no cap for 20 bucks less

Increase your internet speed. Obviously.

Don't call the company, you'll fuck the guy over.
Wait till he contacts you then hand it to him and explain why you didn't contact the company, cable guys make very good friends, I've seen it in a movie once.