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>>tramp stamp tattoo
>ah yes, a girl with a permanently marked on her back as a prostitute is very sexy

I remember when there was a flood or some bullshit that knocked out my internet for 2 weeks. Babestation was all I had to wank to. This was like 7 or 8 years ago before smartphones were big

>>age 12: everyone thought I was the next coming of einstein
I think this is fundamentally bad for children.
It makes them complacent by telling them that.

You don't want to outright call them stupid either though.

I think best thing you can do is convince them they're like everyone else. That there's nothing special about them whatsoever.

That way they'll gain a work ethic because they know it's the only way they'll pull ahead because they have no god given gift.

Calling your kid a genius is the worst thing you can do to him.

Happened to me and lucky I realised it was BS when I was 12.

For others it happens way too late.

Nah, I'd hate to be born a girl.

It would legit be worse in so many ways it's actually funny. Besides, men are disgusting, I'd hate the though of having to shag one.

Part II is excellent as well. RIP Frank Pentangeli.

youtube.com/watch?v=OL5DX05gNNk

Mad world init fellas

>The Black Prince's Ruby is a large, irregular cabochon red spinel weighing 170 carats (34 g) set in the cross pattée above the Cullinan II at the front of the Imperial State Crown.[1] The spinel is one of the oldest parts of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, with a history dating back to the middle of the 14th century. It has been in the possession of England's rulers since it was given in 1367 to its namesake, Edward the "Black Prince"

> Lacking the power to put down the revolt unaided, Don Pedro made an alliance with the Black Prince, the son of Edward III of England. The revolt was successfully put down and the Black Prince demanded the ruby in exchange for the services he had rendered.

>During his campaign in France, Henry V of England wore a gem-encrusted helmet that included the Black Prince's Ruby.[8] In the Battle of Agincourt on October 25, 1415, the French Duke of Alençon struck Henry on the head with a battleaxe, and Henry nearly lost the helmet, along with his life. The battle was won by Henry's forces and the Black Prince's Ruby was saved. Richard III is supposed to have worn the gemstone in his helmet at the Battle of Bosworth, where he died.

>Henry VIII's inventory of 1521 mentions "a great balas ruby" set in the Tudor Crown.

> It remained there until the time of Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century. Cromwell had the principal symbols of the king's power – the Crown Jewels – disassembled and sold.

>It came back into the possession of Charles II when the monarchy was restored in 1660

are you me
used to be top of my class then i was like fuck it

You should get a load of this show on Channel 4

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a031395c7a8

Fast forward to 5:45 for the good stuff

Your routine:

Mon: lift a pile of spunk into arse
Wed: lift chocolate cake in ya gob
Fri: lift some items from the shop you fat bent thieving bastard