What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway Illllyyyyaaaaaa
James Garcia
Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like twice as much
Evan Butler
Transform!
Matthew Anderson
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Parker Davis
>check if her bootloader is unlocked >root her >install pajeet OS
James Walker
Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently kill me in my sleep
Jacob Young
I would never understand you autists. Even as an autist myself. I despise social interaction. Much less a girl. Much less a made up girl tailored to feed my own ego.
Cameron Smith
It's not a girl is an Android girl
David Phillips
>What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Put her the fuck to work.
The off-world colonies aren't going to build themselves bitch.
Angel Reed
lololol sorry that's against the terms and conditions and you are terminated
Thomas Bell
>buy cute male robot >install girl firmware on it
Owen Murphy
it explodes and u die many such incidents
Jayden Fisher
fug her
Jason Williams
>ITT:
Anthony Campbell
Why do people post this trap in every liyu thread. They look nothing alike if you aren't autistic.
Samuel Young
Didn't even know they were connected tbqh
Jonathan Carter
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Colton Hughes
>put a marker inside a girl's panties >call it a boy
Dylan Sanders
Have her shitpost here and ruin threads while I'm busy I'll turn her into a true Intel/Windows/Apple shill with the ultimate ban-evading, post-counter-skipping power I'll have her kill this board once and for all.
Liam Diaz
We're never going to have android girlfriend. And we are all die alone, in poverty, from pneumonia.
Alexander Sanchez
POST PANTYSHOT
Colton Hernandez
>Hug her for hours and tell her how much I love her. >Have her encourage me when lifting. >Let her mine bitcoin to warm me when we're lying in bed. >Translate stuff when we're traveling.
Ayden Wright
this, mines going to have like 500 - 1000 dynamic ips on different ip ranges to constantly spam normal posts on every board at once subtly shifting the culture of the whole of society bit by bit in waves
nice!
Jose Powell
she then start shitting everywhere
William Rogers
lmao
Luis Butler
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Daniel White
i'll tie my fiancee up and let her watch as the android and i fuck in her spot on the bed.
Luis Green
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Jaxon Richardson
nice
Hudson Ortiz
let the men have their dreams
Jason Williams
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Michael Diaz
Sauce?
Adrian Robinson
>tfw no android gf
Ian Ortiz
>tfw you lose your android gf but the police find her first and are touching her all over trying to find the owner's contact info
Xavier Cooper
omg no
Gavin Perry
>tfw the botnet phones home and tells you where your android gf is
Christopher Roberts
how did he lose her anyway?
Henry Price
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Mason Butler
trade it in for an android bf
Jose Lewis
reeeeEEE
Wyatt Wright
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Austin Edwards
no one wants your leftovers ur robo bf explode and u died
Ian Gutierrez
How will roasties ever recover?
Evan Mitchell
Futa models may be available soon too
Leo Jones
A Tyrone stole her but couldn't unlock her.
Brandon Diaz
I want a masculine dominant bf, not a futa
Ayden Rogers
I would buy an Android Gf to have as a more advanced/aesthetic roomba
Jonathan Garcia
distresssing lack of tsuruko in this thread.
Asher Anderson
tsuruko a shit
Carter Thompson
>fantasize about the future >fantasize about cute robot companion >not fantasizing about being the cute cyborg I hate how shit taste people have
Hudson Miller
who r u quoting btfo
Luis Jackson
>tfw no /agfg/
Ethan Roberts
you some kinda shizo?
Xavier Rogers
You mean retired
Caleb Morgan
>brushing her tail >brushing her face
William Evans
awwooooo
Blake Reyes
Have her install gentoo
Asher Campbell
she explodes and u die
Gabriel Sanchez
have a dance party
Levi Hughes
approved
Andrew Mitchell
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Dominic Butler
I like how you think.
Grayson Ward
She ends up killing you that night
Christian Sullivan
im only accepting this post if you rolled a 45 sided dice or two d20s and one d5
Ryder Moore
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Carson Baker
>tfw your android gf's battery dies
Ryder Russell
Unlike the drama in the movies, that only means she needs a new battery because solid state storage.
Anthony Campbell
more like 'retarded'
Aiden Howard
Have her clean and cook for me, I was thinking of having her do groceries too but I'm afraid that niggers will steal and rape her while she's on her way home. But then it hits my ntr fetish too, so I don't know.
Evan Martin
she's an android, just install the self defense/military training pack
Austin Stewart
She can just beat up the robbers with karate or electrcute them or use her nanobot swarm to immobilze them, or use her effector to move around the chemicals in their bloodstreams to make them happy
Carson Edwards
i have a tonsillitis today, shits giving me fever for about 3 days straight now, its hard to swallow and even drink a regular water.
id choose to have a robot gf with military software emotions but with motherly and cute attitude and also has a nanobots that can heal cell or reverse the aging process of it.
damn im so depressed or maybe its the tonsillitis
Nolan Price
sorry user that sucks I hope you can find happiness with your anime/android gf and also get well soon!!
Ayden Wright
i want to fug yui
Isaiah Ortiz
delet
Ryder Bell
i want to nakadashi yui
Ethan Peterson
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Michael Garcia
What anime?
Jason Cooper
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Kayden Brown
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Jack Thompson
Haha no
Connor Barnes
Legend of Galactic Heroes
Angel Edwards
Procreation in the missionary position.
Ian Hall
Nope
Justin Gray
Code Geass
Grayson Wood
See filename.
Mason Harris
Fuck I'm an idiot. Arigato anonsan! Time for bed.
Jack Garcia
not in our lifetime, fampais
this is the generation of onaholes and shitty voice assistants
Xavier Roberts
Evolve!
Jose Mitchell
how would you make a dominant android bf? like how do you make sure it doesn't go overboard
Jackson Ortiz
I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE
Angel Stewart
Check if she has a cute little penis.
If not, return her.
Angel Campbell
I found the picture elsewhere and it's appropriate for this thread. Anyway I made no assumptions about future scientific delays
Brandon Richardson
The uncanny valley will help the moralfags being disgusted