Sup Forums humor thread

Sup Forums humor thread

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Not Java's fault the programmer tried to make a kite from a dragon. All he had to do was:

new Kite().fly()

What the fuck is this

An electric smoker.

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Why is PHP always portrayed as the most fucked up one?

I really doubt the author of this comic understands how electricity works.

freetards

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seriously
fuck

Sup Forums servers

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The Haskell one is good.

I know nothing about computer science : the comic

Apples approach to terminalservers....

>can't run macOS on a hypervisor or normal blade.
>need to test your-memeware to target the numale cuck audience who uses macOS on their macbooks
>make rack of said macbooks as a compromise

seems sensible to me. it's like those phones as a service providers that have walls of shit phones to deploy shit to for testing.

Remote automated testing device rack. Every time someone pushes a feature, 25 macbooks start testing it.

>Last Xserves are from 2006
>Best Mac Mini got Core i7 Dual-Core i7-4578U CPU
>Good luck at mounting Mac Pro into rack
No wonder why they went with MacBooks.

It's an easy way to spot soyboy authors.
These faggots have no idea what was wrong with the languages. They just ride the meme wave.

It's to smuggle drugs
It's from a Benz 190e
A 4cly disguised as a 2.6L straight 6.

That is why you should be able to DIY.

>I know nothing about computer science: the post

>haha le scala is so buggy cause I can't code for shit so I'll make le comic to make myself feel better =))))))
>haha le python is weak

This is what will happen to the numale web"devs". Glorious EE/CE real engineers and developers will be rapidly reestablishing our technological level.

Remember, if you can't turn a spool of copper, some mild steel stock and a bin of BJTs and LEDs into a pedal powered computer then you ain't shit.

Not about how to get yourself a dragon boyfriend, useless

Oh i definitely disagree on the Python and Scala, but the comic maker is not wrong on everything. Certainly not spot on.

It's a cartoon so of course it needs ot be hyperbolic and appeal to lower common denomenators.

Here, see if you can make a better joke starting with this:
>A physicist, a chemist, and a computer scientist walk into a bar.

Python's a shit language for high-performance use cases, like dragon slaying. What it should say:

>You have Python
>Everybody marvels at your awesome dragon slaying tools
>But you and only you can use them - if someone else wants to use another tool in your box, you have to wait
>The dragon kills you
>Would you like your posessions identified?

Phps std lib probably has a built in function

what do you even mean?

the good joke would have been the dudes insulting him because he didn't slay the dragon pythonically

saying scala is buggy isn't hyperbolic it's retarded and can be said of any language

>that one call to the constructor itself sets up a graph of inheritance, references a global singleton logger, throws exceptions, etc..
You're literally the bottom half of the image.

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There are ways to disable lidsleep...
Then again it might effect cooling on those abortions.

i cant wait to see them doing this with the new iMac pro

>Not wanting a dragon girlfriend instead
Fag.

censored due to equestrianist mods

RD would never use GNU/Linux. She's more of an apple girl.

You just have to tell her all that she needs a minimal no-bloat setup t make her computer go as fast as possible

And then she'd nag Twilight into setting it up for her, take a bunch of screenshots and brag about it, and then go back to Twilight and whine until she puts it back to how she new how to work it.

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You missed the point completely, as expected of someone trying to defend Java.

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The author also thinks Lisp is retarded, he's a dumb shit but his comics are still a bit amusing.

Its the other way around. 6cyl with 2 deativated for drug hiding.

>composer create-project shitmemecartoonsolutions/princess-saver save-the-princess
> ./save-the-princess/bin/save-princess

it's just uninformed writing
as a scala shitposter, it'd be much more close to reality to shit on it for any of the more undeniable issues:
- slow as fuck startup times
- slow as fuck compile times
- fp-wanker / pajeet-webshit community divide
- kotlin eating its lunch in mindshare, android dev
etc
crashing, otoh, is not something where scala seems to differ from other langs
compiler stack overflows on a 70-liner, though...

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hi

needs more programming socks

I love how lisp ACTUALLY saved the princess.

I don't think you understand how solar flares work

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This post actually gave me a migraine.

>compiler stack overflows on a 70-liner, though
thanks for letting me know user. Gonna dodge that bullet.

Isn't that what the COBOL guy did?

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>Mike Pall gone
>It actually happened
Lua is dead.

lmao, are you really waiting on that?

I'll keep collecting my 6figs paycheck in the meanwhile senpai. Hope things work out for you!

Gay

>implying hello world runs
kek

Why would anyone order a box of save buttons?

How and how good is it?

Nice insidxer look at Sup Forums servers

Because PHP is the most fucked up one.

Weren't they ported to PC4?

No, that's C++, although PHP is a close runner-up

>2011
>ISHYGDDT
Where did the time go?

>you have javascript
>you download a library that kills dragons
>it works, but your horse is now fat and sometimes it does weird things and you don't know why

>Hackers tv station scene

>C# is a cuck language
What did they mean by this?

He's not wrong though

>UTF-16 or UCS-2

Pig disgusting TBQH senpai.

This. It's just a meme wave.
People who make cartoons and comics like this never coded anything more complex than a for loop.

Core binning

A solar flare would fuck things up. A solar flare may induct current in various conductors and damage devices, but then it's over. Electricity and the electric device industry wouldn't cease working just like that.

They do, Macbooks suck air from the keyboard

fucking phone posters

That's stupid, it's the most fun job I had.
> libraries for everything
> just write code, it's safe, threaded, etc
> get paid a shitload

It's fucking amazing! And since we have no pajeets, there is no competition either. It's great. I love C++, but fuck, Java job is best job!

Seriously, you can do UTF-8 with char.

wchar_t was a mistake

My job isn't very rewarding but the rest is true. I've spent the past year refactoring 10 year-old code that nobody knows who wrote and it's a very doable task because of how much Java enjoys whining about every little thing, no matter how garbage the code is.

On the other hand old Javascript code is hell on Earth. Might as well start over

> And since we have no pajeets,
That's probably the clincher. You have intelligent programmers writing intelligent programs, and they can do that in any language including Java.

No. Do you really think someone who understands the entire stack from electron to high frequency trading service can't get a six fig job? I'm saying if all you can do is make WordPress themes then you're a glorified assembly line worker and eventually you'll be automated out of work.

This triggers the linux fag

have ur (you) and fuck off

I actually laughed, thanks based user

I don't get it.
t.linuxfag

>This is Sup Forums's idol.
Fitting.

Try again sweetie.

javascript is trash, luckily they have not much to do with each other. unless you do java backend and you need a frontend.

been there.
> B: okay, we need English language on the site
> M: right, I just need an access to the database so I can add the new strings, and adding and testing the code will take a few days
> B: no need, just use javascript to translate
> M: ....oookay

> tfw the lang->English is literally done in JS using replace