You wake up one day in London

>you wake up one day in London

What do?

Get stabbed in the underground

wanna eat the best fish and chips in London

Wouldn't be surprised considering I live there

Wouldn't be surprised considering I live there

post your neighborhoods please

Wouldn't be surprised considering I live there

Learn Quran passages for safety.

Wouldn't be surprised considering I live there

NW1 here

what's it like getting beheaded on the morning commute?

Mayfair

t.old money

>all those white "people"

Wonder why I'm in a muslim country

live down the road from here (15 minute walk)

>festering nigger diarrhea

Join ISIS I suppose

my neggro wanna meet up senpai?

question: if you're british why would you live in london? some kind of masochism?

It's a bit annoying, but you get used to it after a while.

Yeah see you down Woody Grill in 20 mins laddo

For work mostly.

I'd just get the bus home though if I woke up there.

Because it's actually a nice place and everything you here on Sup Forums is a meme.

>jobs
>nightlife
>stuff to do

Wouldn't mind living in Bristol/Sheffield/Manchester/Edinburgh, but low-tier cities and towns feel dull and a bit like only the runts are left in them.

neeeeevER ever come to me or my ends again

t. SW

>Woody Grill
revolting desu
prefer the new startup places or just poping down to that pizza place on tottencourt road

Move away, it is a shithole.

Good, and I could confirm that London's weather is always cloudy meme is true.

grew up here
schooling is good
things to do even if you have no dosh
nice housing if you aren't poor

Who else /carspots/ here?

Icco? Pizza is mediocre tbqh, but yeah cheap. Or you mean Franco Manca?

Woody Grill is fucking delicious mate, not meeting you now.

More like the famous cuck

Get on a train back to Leeds?

franco
quid for a pizza is T O P

Not this summer it hasn't. It's barely rained at all and has been mostly sunny.

FUCK THE SUN I WANT MY FUCKING RAIN

absolute runt

bin yourself

2bh I wake up in london everyday

Leave as soon as possible

Anyone else seeing any autumn internationals at Twickers this year?

Stop believing in memes it's not that bad, it's perfectly possible to live in London as a white

Earlier today

Go back

:DDD

Also saw a Panamera at 250+ a few days ago at the same Freeway.

>This is considered average in Knightsbridge

step up peasants

hot rodding is a thing outside north america? huh.

Nice lad

i want brits to leave my thread.

Yeah.

Even though is a supercar, it's very greasy
I mean with that money you can afford more fashion and classy cars than this expensive crap

You want Londoners to leave this thread. Most other brits believe the retarded Sup Forums memes like you do

Go to a pub, get a pint of beer and something to eat while I sort things out, hit the clubs after.

Like this?

>Go to London Liverpool Street
>Buy train ticket home
>Be home by lunchtime
>Never go to London again

...

Go steal a job.

very nice pic

why are london women so ugly????

>mfw a mexican wants and pretends to be cool
Go back to your donkey you mustached manlet

Literally walking home right now lads

London is mostly white

Problem is a lot of the whites are Eastern Europeans. Only 40% white Brits

>Greatest city in the world
>Most powerful city in the world
>Most influential city in the world
>Fashion capital of the world along with NY/Paris/milan/Tokyo

I wonder why chang?

Reenact Blackhawk down trying to board the first train out of there.

Are you shitting me this has been the rainiest summer I remember

Not London but north of England

Have to travel to london a load and I hate it

>Fashion capital

>fashion

Are you shitting me? 2015 summer was by far the shittiest we've had in terms of rain and cloud cover in the last few years.

I CAN SHE HER ANKLES, GET THE STONES LADS

saw this my first day

take the first flight back to budapest

What do you lads think of Liverpool? I visited the UK in the summer of 2015 and, while the nightlife of London is literally unbeatable, I found Liverpool to be very comfy

Liverpool is the Detroit of England. highest theft and one of the most crime ridden city in the UK with big unemployment.

Can't stand the accents 2bh

If I wanted comfyness I would probably live out in the country though

Move back home.

Great image desu.

I live in Sheffield most of its a shit hole, but the town center can be nice, and Eccasal woods, Whirlow and Dore is ok.

Wouldn't be surprised considering I do not live there

Go to the nearest police station and hope for them to repatriate me.

shiiiiiit not again...

sometimes i go there on business, these people literally have lunch on sidewalks and park benches and dont sit at a table to eat.

Also it has to many fucking people, that metro system at rush hour is completely insane.

It has some cool areas, but in the end it always makes me miss Portugal.

Hello, did someone kno...wait
مرحبا ، أي شخص يعرف أين هو السوق ؟

Look for jellied eels and buy knives for souvenir.

Go to museum.

>Get Guinness
>Figure how the fuck i end there

Good plan m8 I'll go with you.

>an italian speaking arabic
how?

It's right across the Mediterranean desu. It's not that hard to pay a smuggler to float you over

As a matter of fact, the Europeeons will gladly airlift you from the boat and bring you over

it's just that most illegals barely have enough to feed themselves let alone pay for the internet i think he's a legal immigrant

get pissed

IT WAS PROBABLY THE GUINESS

bout to study abroad their for three months. whats it like?

A sign pointing "to London" kind of implies that you don't live there.

file a complaint that the local uni's Mecca compass is off

Probably go home

Pray to the east

test