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One of them is surely a trap edition.

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Green one

please not the white one

What's with Southeast Asians and traps. Even Islamic Indonesia and Malaysia has lots of traps

It's little sister's job to take care her older brother's ejaculation.

asian men have feminine features, a 30 year old asian guy can grow long hair and look like a woman without any problems
white/black guys are much more masculine and its very obvious they are just a dude with long hair
if its easy to do, more people will do it

Homos are haram but if they are no dicks there is no need to hang someone from cranes.

>the one the right
>tfw i will never playfully rub her belly under her swimsuit and "accidently" rub her vagina
Etc.

Just fucking kill me already

I guarantee you that one with white T shirt is man.
Others are still 4/10.

Burgers are supposed to be rich, how hard would it be to take a plane to Bangcock?

>white guys are much more masculine
>im-fucking-plying
Just the coloured hair and eyes thing is girly as hell. Even fucking slavs who have like the weirdest sounding voices in the world can easily become twinks as long as they don't start lifting/open their mouths.

She looks kind of like Jackie Chan.

I guarantee you that you're a gook getting beta English teacher on the hunt for "yellow poon".

tfw """""""her""""""" dick reaches """""""her""""""" bellybutton while you're rubbing her belly...

>tfw you'd wife any of them

>Just the coloured hair and eyes thing is girly as hell
calm your farm, hair and eye colour has nothing to do with masculinity
asian men are shorter, more slender and have less facial hair than other races which makes them indistinguishable from asian women

Who /diet/ here?

>hair and eye colour has nothing to do with masculinity
Nah, but it does. Black hair/eyes isn't masculine per se, it's rather that blonde hair and blue eyes just has that uh...feminine feel to it? It's hard to explain without sounding gay.
>asian men are shorter, more slender and have less facial hair than other races
I will agree with you on that though.

>black hair/eyes isn't masculine per se
But muh Yamato Nadeshiko.

do you even fucking lift?

I'm girl btw

Even Pinoy girls belly button is fucking ugly.

Blond hair and blue eyes is associated with Western civilization and is thus equated to privilege which is why it seems less masculine. Being masculine has always been equated to savagery and hardship.

So girls don't lift?

that not a fucking excuse

if you can lift then you can fuck fuckbois up

>Thinks this is limited to SE Asia

Actually the real question is why do traps seem to be more common in the tropics?

hello english teacher. How many jap school girls have you fuggg?

>if you can lift then you can fuck fuckbois up
It's actually a lot harder for women to put on muscle than it is for men, but girls should lift anyway because it burns fat and makes you healthy.

Oh actually, that reminds me. While men prefer women with blonde hair, women prefer men with black hair the most. This was according to an American study set in USA iirc. I think bright coloured hair and eyes is seen as "beautiful" and beauty is mostly associated with femininity.
Not too far of a stretch, is it?

I don't even care about lifting

Because somehow, i can't get fat no matter how much I eat

I have to pay with diabetes and high blood in my family genes though ;-;

i just want herto have a toned thicc butt and post it here desu

White shirt. Hiding her body and has the thickest jawline.

>I'm girl btw
Post burqa

Seems to be the case. Its possibly not a coincidence that with the increased flow of information and world view, white women now are seen to be preferring tall, curl, black haired and dark skinned negroids. They must appear to be the epitome of masculinity with those features.

>That flag

It's an interesting topic, is it not?

ugly as fuck

malaysia terbaik lah

why are there no thai posters on /asean/?

All Thai flags are just expats anyways.

They cannot into english except for that one guy who starts going Thailand is best country under heaven.
Last I heard about them is the junta saying that Malaysian cellphone and SIM was used to trigger the last bomb blast since Thai ones were monitored by the junta.

Betul betul betul.

post "aircraft" carriers to trigger him

>be thai
>get bombed

What's with Indonesians coming here illegally and given Philippine passports

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>be pinoy
>get executed in the street for being a "drug dealer"
>get murdered for tricking in the closet american sailor boy into thinking you're a girl
>get nursing visa to go to japan and clean up japanese old man diapers
>get a master's degree and still only be able to get job at call service center
>live on a literal giant pile of drifting Canadian garbage and turn it into cuisine called "pagpag"

i think there is a limited number of terrorist per country that will be allowed to go to mecca
since indonesia is has a terrorist religion its probably full
we give passports much easily than other than our terrrorist neigboors to their terrorist meeting or some sort

wkwkwkkwkw
because our hajj quota is limited
there are so many muslims who want to go to mecca that they have to wait 6 years to go there
people use flipflop's quota because nobody used it

>says the one who flood Malaysia by the millions and sells shabu

they use your passport to go to mecca

can a typhoon just wipe out the Philippines already?

you cant

I fucking wish

too bad we too stronk

>Canadian garbage

Please explain

amen

>that one with white T shirt is man.
This, also dubs čekd.

>3 out of 10 people in malaysia is a filipino
kek

rappler.com/nation/99346-canadian-garbage-philippine-landfill

>Malaysia Population is about 29 million
>Overseas Filipinos in Malay is about 800000
>3/10
>Philippines mathematic

Thank you, based Pinoy. Was this a big deal there or something? Because I don't remember this being newsworthy here...

I love you. Post more pls

yep, we even mobilized the army to invade canada

I fucking hate you DIE DIE

Are you guys really? Hmu I got your back, me and the entire USM. We fucking hate Canada.

sorry for being too tough

>tfw no Canadian sugar-daddy to give me greencard

That doesn't include the illegals.
Estimated actual numbers would be 900k minimum.

kek

we now have "aircraft" carrier
we big boys now like thailand

If you were a gril I would consider it

>tfw ugly white male that dates mostly minorities

And it's still far from just 1/10.

what happens here

Anime

...

ANIMES, ERP and Flip politics

duterte

>Another Episode of Look at who you elected but ignore who we elected twice

>thousand years of existence
>no one colonized it
>as old as feudal japan or ching chong china dynasty
>thousands of years of undisturbed history
>what could they done in those years
>still a fucking shithole
good thing your country produce beautiful ladyboys

>Not building your own
Get on my level.
100% original design

>thousand years of existence
>no one colonized it
>as old as feudal japan or ching chong china dynasty
>thousands of years of undisturbed history
>what could they done in those years
>and it is still a fucking shithole
good thing your country produce beautiful ladyboys

the domino effect of Communism.

Let's not derail this general to US vs CN
But your cuck is more cuckier than ours.

They bought tickets based on the flags. They thought they were going to America.

>who
*whom* we elected.

If communism is bad, why Russia is the best country in the world?
Checkmate, alt-right.

>its dripping snot

lmao

He's right tho the chants sound really cool
I wouldn't say the most beautiful tho

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_theory
I wasn't commenting on pros and cons of Communism,
Laos was part of Domino–theory that was part of the Cold War, I was responding to a poster who's in Laos. That was the joke.

And I was joking with your joke post.

We even have offshore base, we Metal Gear Solid now. Just need some ladyboy to be Snake and Ocelot.
Its going to Sulu sea if I'm not mistaken.

>BUNGA

hang on, this is PH vs TH now

...

This is really sad. We have an entire grave yard of warships called the "Reserve Fleet". The USAF has plane boneyards all over the country, and the Army even more filled with land vehicles. A lot of them are were working then decommissioned and just placed there to be unmaintained since the Military keeps replacing shit. We shoulda just gave them to PH.

This

Sure.

That image SCREAMS diesel–dyke, like Diana Speed's voice.

Lets say a Malaysian general went crazy... can he turn that into something like Sealand?

Bunga means flower

Translate never.