Liking friends means using facebook

>liking friends means using facebook
>liking mobile friends means using whatsapp
>liking music means using spotify
>liking games means using steam
>liking gaming friends means using discord
What's the next step?

>needing friends

I have no friends and that works for me, I also don't play games.

Use Sup Forums to talk to people because none of those other things provides real friendship and there's far superior ways to get to music.

>liking music means using spotify
No...?

Stop being autistic over your tools. The tool is meant to achieve a goal, not be an end unto itself.

You can just use messenger without Facebook
Same goes for the second one
I only download music or listen to soundcloud
You can buy discs and play them like that. (I have no idea what you have against steam tho)
And you can use a lot of different programs other than discord.
This post is basically whining about solvable problems and non-existent ones.

>liking cock means posting OP

>liking things

why are you alive user? life is a thing you do not like.

i wonder

Same

>liking tv shows and movies means paying for NetFlix

Is this whole thing just a normie / tech retard thing?

I mean, why the fuck would I pay for music, movies or games? I didn't do it on 2000 when my internet connection was fucking shit, why should I do it now?

Life consists of LARPing as a loli

cause you are a productive citizen of the world are you not user? Surely you are not a scum degenerate thief contributing to the moral and social-economic decay to the world?

>liking friends means using facebook
You dont need facebook for friends user
>liking mobile friends means using whatsapp
You dont need whatsapp either
>liking music means using spotify
Why not just download music in flac
>liking games means using steam
Here's the thing most new games are shit i just play non DRMd shit from older platforms and gog
>liking gaming friends means using discord
Holy shit OP find better friends on IRC ffs.
Best people i've met are from sega forums and i signed into irc from my dreamcast.

>muh rality
I wOnDeR wHo CoUlD bE bEhInD tHiS pOsT????

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>Surely you are not a scum degenerate thief contributing to the moral and social-economic decay to the world?

I'm not, I already told you I don't pay for media.

Install gentoo

Talk these people into using other things. I got people to use all sorts of various software growing up. I got rid of my Facebook and then got a bunch of people to move to Hangouts a couple years ago. Now I'm getting really into using all free software, and I'm trying to get them to move to Wire/IRC/Matrix or something. Having a bit of trouble with that. I think Hangouts only worked out since everyone has a google account. Discord is new enough you should have just never even tried it. I never ran into people using whatsapp, but maybe you're in the EU where it's more popular.

Anyway, just avoid all this crap and either make new friends or talk your friends into using less of that stuff.

>liking friends means using facebook
Don't have time for friends
>liking mobile friends means using whatsapp
Don't have time to play with my phone all day with "friends"
>liking music means using spotify
I listen to music all day usually and I have never used spotify (I have used Pandora before)
>liking games means using steam
Don't have time for games
>liking gaming friends means using discord
Don't have time for gaming "friends"

>I have no friends
I'm a hopeless dweeb with zero social skills and I will basically die alone and miserable, but even I have two very close friends who break my balls every weekend to leave my lair and have a beer with them.
How did you people fuck up so bad that you've left yourselves friend-less? I can understand the '>tfw no gf' part, but why don't you at least find a friend or two? It's way easier than getting laid.

>How did you people fuck up so bad that you've left yourselves friend-less?
If you don't trust someone you don't call them a friend.
If you have trust issues, you don't trust anyone.

I suppose the answer to this is to lower the bar and accept that getting knocked about a few times won't kill you.

Eh, I guess so. I like to think that I don't need people, but then I remember that I get a substantial amount of socialization with Sup Forums, and realize that even a bunch of self-described recluses and autists etc still enjoy being around other people (albeit, very particular types of people).

I'd still kind of like to try being a hermit though.

Hey I heard you like food and preserving it in the fridge!

Do people not just call/text each other or just knock on a friend's door?

being a retard autist means being a retard autist

>liking movies means using Netflix
>liking movie friends mean using letterboxd

achieve enlightenment or something

>liking the internet means using Firefox

No form of social media, don't pay for services or use non free software. Still able to have friends, girlfriend, job.

>>liking friends means using facebook
not anymore. its for old people now. Afaik its snapchat and instagram now.
>>liking mobile friends means using whatsapp
yes.
>>liking music means using spotify
no. there are tons of services.
>>liking games means using steam
not if youre using console
>>liking gaming friends means using discord
yes. also other memeworthy stuff like anime or fur

The only people worth talking to for me are all on this site.

Oh shut it you ;)

Why do you need spotify for music? I find everything on youtube and either buy on amazon mp3 or bandcamp, or pirate, then sync with a cloud service like google play to use on my phone, otherwise just use AIMP at home.

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>liking friends means using facebook
>Not converting your friends to based telegram
>liking mobile friends means using whatsapp
See above
>liking music means using spotify
I can't find my obscure weeb music on spotify
>liking games means using steam
This is true
>liking gaming friends means using discord
I host my own mumble server

It's time to get better and computers user.

*at

Phone posting was a mistake

why contribute to a world that demonises and marginalises you at every turn?

This. Only reason to have internet is actually for warez. I wouldnt even dream of paying for music, movies or games. I also laugh at sites begging to turn off ublock and umatrix. People begging for donations or patreon are disgusting. The Internet became a fucking shithole because of normies and commercialization.

Have a hug user-kun. Not everyone is bad.

>using telegram instead of ircee

Install signal.

friends are spooks

Telegram has a good balance of security and features normies like, doubt I'd have much success converting them to something like irc or even signal.

that's a cute girl

that's a cute boy

>girl

dumb tripcode poster

Is it a girl with eggs?

Nuts*

>no
>telegram, threema...signal? just make them addicted to you, people are dump and needy
>gplay, youtube...vimeo, soundcloud
>no
>ts, mumble...same here convince them by giving them only one opportunity

i get sick if i read that peer pressure leads to use this shit just because its convinient...its like noone uses theyr brains anymore

yeah it also annoys me.