crying edition.
/cum/
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Lyrics
Nawfside cooling, shorty, yeah that's where I stay
Heard you was a lame boy, get up out my face
And my ex keep calling, swear that she be in the way
And I need a thick Redbone shorty where I lay
Bad bihh in LA tell me that she'll make the trip
Shorty bad as hell, yeah, with them Kylie Jenner lips
Uber every fucking where, pre-rolls in my VIP
Canada jawn, yeah I think that bitch from the 6
why are you asking me for nudies and pics all the time, lads?
that's a bit insulting.
>Copied the shit at the top of the page
AHHHH no more phone posting
i wish i wasnt circumcised
I love your personality so much, I want the whole picture
of your ass
>lads
You deserve bullying bud
Do girls actually post in /cum/
should i cut my armpit hairs
please don't cry
No
well maybe if you would just comply
I can't stop.
Do NOT wake the piggu
Yes
They're pretty groovy
Faggots
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
TUSK!
Shit edition
why are you crying :(
Wakey wakey eggs n baccyy
I'm so H to the double O-D
I wear my pants below my waist
Top 5 favorite anime.
Mine:
1. Digimon
2. Naruto
3. No Game No Life
4. Kodomo no Jikan
5. Sakura Trick
(No, I'm not joking)
Digimon was the shit back in 99
Fucking garbage.
Watch Monster you uncultured swine.
Poor mans Pokemon
Your favorite anime is shit
Poor man’s Yokai Watch, all of them. Only mon anime worth watching.
True but I'm pretty sure it's been around longer than Pokemon
c'mon, mama, let's rent us a boat
we'll sail on down that gibraltar moat
and shed a tear every time we pass tangiers
Poor man's Monster Rancher
Pokemon is a year older.
Dragon ball z
Berserk
Death note
Otherwise I don't know shit about anime. I wanna get into it but I don't like the really cutesy stuff that seems gay.
Better than Jojo.
I'm going to be a good citizen and start picking up trash on the side of the road for no reason
>digimon has been around longer than pokemon
If we’re only talking games, they are all a poor man’s Shin Megami Tensei. Too bad the ”adult” progenitor of mon games never got a decent anime.
Top 5 favourite anime:
1. Neon Genesis Evangelion
2. Cross Game (lot of good memories with this show)
3. K-On!
4. Every other anime is shit.
>All these top anime lists
>nobody ever brings up Samurai Champloo
>tfw I used to go to school on crutches pretending to be hurt so I don't have to partake in physical activities
I'm a loser
I used to do that in Canada, Mexico is filled with trash everywhere so it became a pain in the ass and people would make fun of me for picking it up
You didn't need to tell us.
>anime
if you liked my "personality" you wouldn't sexually harass me on this pure and innocent anonymous site.
sad cunt
Thanks mexibro
>The Japanese superb owl is called the "Rice Bowl"
are you fat
But I do /rus/chan, I was kidding. Please don't feel pressured. I would like to see your face, though. Let's take it slow, baby.
Bhuail mé le Alan Kelly sa Dunnes inné.
Mar leantóir, d’inis mé dó go raibh sé deas cúl chun é a bhualadh leis go pearsanta, ach nior raibh mé a bheith i mo bhobarún ‘s cuir ólc air ‘s iarr air do ghrianghraif nó aon rud.
Dúirt sé ‘Óó, conas atá tú ag déanamh anois?” Bhí iontas orm, an t-aon focal a d'fhéadfainn rá, bhí sé "Huh?".
Chuaigh sé romham – “Huh? Huh? Huh?” a dhúirt sé, agus ag bualadh bos os m’aghaidh.
Maslaithe ‘s trína chéile, shiúil mé i leataobh ‘s lean mé ar aghaidh lem chuid siopadóireacht. Agus, chuala mé é, ag éagaoineadh.
Tháinig mé go tosach an tsiopa chun mo rudaí a íoc nuair a chonaic mé Kelly a bheith ag iarraidh a siúl amach as na dhoirse, le like leathdhosaen dhá lítear buidéil uiscí ina bhaclainn aige gan a íoc.
Bhí an cailín, ag an chuntar, go deas faoi ‘s proifisiúnta, bhí sí like ag rá ‘Fear, tá ort na rudaí a íoc’. Ar an gcéad amharc, níl ann ach sé ag cur i gcéill nár chula sé í, ach i bhfad na haimsire, chas sé timpeall ‘s shiúil sé chuig an cuntar, go drogallach.
B’iontach an radharc é.
what the fuck are those characters in your trip
Dragon Ball Z
Jinrui
Madoka
Can't think of anything else, probably dandy
>The Japanese superb owl
>superb owl
T H R E A D T H E M E
*REAL WEEDHEAD MUSIC*
WARNING: NOT FOR WEAKMINDED DOPERS
There's no tripcode, it's just a "name"
this hurricane is kinda scary desu,
I just rode my motorcycle home in the wind and holy shit it felt like I was going to be blown off a few times
You have to go back
It's finally getting cooler here but my body is hot as fuck and I'm sweating wtf
Whats your favorite Dragon Ball Z moments?
I like when Vegeta is taking a huge beating from Kid Buu to buy Goku time, and he just keeps getting up and going back for more. Also, I like when Goku first turns super saiyan just as Freiza is pointing a blast at Gohan, and then Goku teleports to Freiza and bends his wrist and makes Freiza his bitch.
>vote for canada
>it counts for mexico
fuck you
Back to Hell? >:)
I want to pet this cat
wot
...
Is this the guy who said black people need to be shot?
voted for you mexico :3
/cum/ slice o life anime when?
I believe he said "to kill all the niggers" because "its not wooorrrth it" to keep them around
Kek
AND I DONT LIKE THAT!
you're fat
Unironically want to be a yank, think I might actually be feasible
I used to want to learn German to move there, but now it's all full of icky refugees.
Where is the new Germanic paradise for poor white boys like me?
He looks so much like Dwight
...
>no Sam Hyde option
the truth is out there scumbag
...
>smoke a bowl
>open /soc/ to look at the slut thread
>it's alright, getting a half chub reading about office blowjobs and shit
>reading british girl's account of how she got raped and masturbates to the memory
>get really turned on
>imagining chasing down a britslag staggering home after a night out and raping her in a park in the Midlands while fapping like a man possessed
>explode cum everywhere
>suddenly realized that I was fantasizing about raping someone
It's time for me to stop watching porn.
south africa
your trips confirm what I already knew, you are a lying devil man. I want to stay far away from aidstown. that's why I want out of america in the first place goddamnit
>normies
>There
People actually want to be yanks?
Do you have issues?
whats his channel?
nothing wrong with rape fantasies
hownew.ru
wtf I voted for the US government and it showed 100% all the above.
No quite the opposite I'm a skeleton
I'm weak and it's embarrassing to be outplayed even by girls
Proofreading is ponces and faggots.
refresh it /rus/chan, I think it takes a bit to show your vote
Oh
I relate to you. I remember being so weak that the basketball wouldn't even hit the rim
>he didnt give 110% in gym
pooftah
Who spiders here, lads?
rape me, senpai