French don't like American

French don't like American coffee
French don't like American movies
French don't like American desserts
French don't like American wines
French don't like American cheese
French don't like American music
French don't like American sports
French don't like American water
French don't like American technology
French don't like American products

It's really the Parisians that give the frogs a bad rap.

>French don't like American coffee
Indeed it's too sugary
>French don't like American movies
Not really ?
When we say we hate American movies we mean we hate all the formulaic feel good story 1h30 generic propaganda bullshit
You'd be crazy to say it's all bad though
>French don't like American desserts
idk any
>French don't like American wines
idk any
>French don't like American cheese
idk any
>French don't like American music
Same as movies
>French don't like American sports
idk any
>French don't like American water
American water has a grey color and tastes like chemicals
>French don't like American technology
>French don't like American products
What do you even produce ? Not my fault all my shit is made in China

Well usually the country man criticizes the Parisian for being too Americanized not the other way around

No one does.

>French don't like American coffee
disgusting ngl
>French don't like American movies
pretty good
>French don't like American desserts
banoffi pie is pretty good
>French don't like American wines
california makes some palatable wines, french wine best wine though
>French don't like American cheese
obviously
>French don't like American music
I like hip hop
>French don't like American sports
obviously
>French don't like American water
depends where, a lot of your water is truly disgusting though and I live in London for a point of reference lmao
>French don't like American technology
no
>French don't like American products
depends what, but american products are often considered cheap

answered from the honest perspective of an englishman

You've got it right, nothing to add.

>French don't like American coffee
>Indeed it's too sugary

Caffè Americano is literally espresso and water

>answered from the honest perspective of an englishman

if we cared about your opinion we would have stayed in the British Empire instead of flirting with France

Yes, we don't like Freedom, we HATE Liberty and Democracy!

For me "American coffee" means Starbucks shit

I don't mind a lot of things made in America, but I have a reflexive response of hatred when I hear American voices.

I have never heard one of you talk quietly or mind your manners.

What are your libraries like?

in real life they are huge hollywood lovers

Then don't put sugar in your coffee when you go to Starbucks. Are you fucking retarded?

no this is bait.

you want french attention.

we love you

But they do, they put cream and chocolate and ice and all sorts of unhealthy things
It's so fat they probably add some butter too

As one would expect

classy

Just order regular black coffee and put whatever you want in it then, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Starbucks is shit anyway but you are a fucking idiot.

Oh come on i tasted peoples starbucks before it was all very sugary
None of them go there for black coffee obviously or theyd just go to the bar or their office's coffee machine then

I dont like you in general.

>What do you even produce
Heavy machinery, aircraft, and microchips.

why? what did we ever do to you

Oh, okay, you're just trolling. Carry on.

french still butthurt the lingua franca of the world isn't french

Indeed

Nothing, but thats part of the problem.
Im not saying that I dont like America... I just dont like Americans.

You should probably fuck off back to Russia then, Boris.

t. mini-russia

I HATE American water. I'm gonna make a pine charcoal filter for fucks sake. Why is there fucking estrogen in everything?

I hate our coffee
Foreign movies tend to be better than anything big budget here, Hollywood's a sham but indie films can be nice
Our servings are too fucking big, I don't have any room in my stomach after I consume the steak the size of my upper torso and the two helpings of fries the waitress wouldn't let me refuse due to them being "free"
Don't drink often, when I do it's vodka so I avoid taste
Our cheese is definitely the best
Obviously our music kicks ass. The only foreign songs I love are meme songs, like shit by Sabaton, or that Levin Polka thing, ra ra rasputin etc.
Yeah fuck sports in general mate
Fuck our poisoned estrogen chemical filled water for fuck's fucking sake, I hate our water so fucking much
Obviously American technology is best technology
Lots of good American products.

A lot of these are worth not liking.

>French don't like American coffee
True
>French don't like American movies
Wrong
>French don't like American desserts
Wrong
>French don't like American wines
I do like it, though the small french don't commercialize your wine
>French don't like American cheese
True, accept it your cheese is not a cheese
>French don't like American music
Wrong
>French don't like American sports
I'm not a big fan of football, basketball and baseball
>French don't like American water
I don't know
>French don't like American technology
Wrong
>French don't like American products
Wrong

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>Coffe, desserts, wines
They're just not well known.

>movies, music, technology, product
Pretty much the sole things the youngster are interested in.

>Sports
Only Japan like it.

>Water
?

>French don't like American coffee
Right
>French don't like American movies
Wrong, it's our favorite movies
>French don't like American desserts
Wrong, cookies or brownies are very popular
>French don't like American wines
Most of french people don't even know that american wines exist. We have our own pretty good wine.
>French don't like American cheese
Right, but I don't know if american cheese can be called "cheese"
>French don't like American music
Wrong, we love it
>French don't like American water
??
>French don't like American technology
Wrong
>French don't like American products
Wrong