>In the Skjöldunga saga and the Ynglinga saga, Odin came from Asia and conquered Northern Europe. He gave Sweden to his son Yngvi and Denmark to his son Skjöldr. Since then the kings of Sweden were called Ynglings and those of Denmark Skjöldungs.
>Snorri Sturluson hints at a less divine origin in Skáldskaparmál for this dynasty: One war-king was named Skelfir; and his house is called the House of Skilfings: his kindred is in the Eastern Land. In the 13th century, the official Swedish/Scandinavian term for the modern-day Southern Finland was "Eastern Land", Österland, i.e. the eastern half of Sweden at the time.
Odin was a Finnish man and Varangian king Rurik over a thousand years later was his descendant with a mutated Finnish haplogroup.
>According to the descendant testing listed at the Russian Nobility DNA Project at FTDNA, the branch of the Rurik dynasty descended from Vladimir II Monomakh (Monomakhoviches) belong to Y-DNA haplogroup N1c1-L550 (Y4343 subclade), and includes Alexander Nevsky (1220-1263) and Ivan the Terrible (1530-1584). Notwithstanding, the branch descended from Vladimir II Monomakh's presumed paternal cousin Oleg I of Chernigov (Olgoviches) belonged to R1a1a. The Y-DNA from the Proto-Rurikid branches is N1c1 and matches the distinctive haplotype of the Monomakhoviches. Furthermore, this N1c1 haplotype possess the distinctive value DYS390=23, found in Scandinavia but not in Uralic populations, confirming that this was indeed the original haplotype of the Varangian prince Rurik (c. 830-c. 879) who established the Kievan Rus'.
But why do people still act like the Finns contributed nothing of value to the world?
Oliver Wood
Tl;dr
Jose Wilson
Christian brainwashing. The Sagas are the literal truth.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Svecoman history falsification.
Adrian Cook
Perkunis is Baltic
Benjamin Jones
Indra is Finnic and comes from Ilmarinen. Udmurt form of Ilmarinen is Inmar.
Easton Reyes
What is the baby saying? Why is he speaking?
Brayden Clark
He is issuing a command to deliver ale in the form of a wish.
Brody Brown
>Perkunis Perkunas, or Perkvnos, if you want to go full ye olde. And yeah, pretty much the same guy.
Levi Walker
Perkunis sounds fucking gay Perkele > Perkunis
Josiah Hill
And Slavic.
Connor Ward
Yes that's what I said
Matthew Nelson
why would you need odin when you have Jesus?
Joseph Adams
Jesus was some Jew guru. Odin was a living god.
Blake Anderson
You said "baltic". We, slavs, are not baltic and have absolutely nothing in common with them.
Adam Green
Again, it's not Perkunis.
Adam James
>pagan gods >value
Jayden Price
No, that's Perun
Isaac Hall
*Perun
Jayden Davis
Autism thread #1112312342
Nathaniel Lopez
is this finnish humor?
Camden Russell
Similar but different god, while Perkele and Perkunas is the same.
Isaiah James
What?
Isaiah Johnson
No he is dead serious the baby is literally saying "wish I had beer" or "if I only had beer"
Joseph Howard
Yes but why is he saying that? No other mehmet comic has the baby say anything.
Asher Flores
Getting drunk is what dominates the finnish mind from dad's ballsack to the grave. Beer is a good way to get drunk because it tastes adequate compared to kossu, jallu or gambina. Everything finns have ever done was in order to get drunk better.
Landon Lewis
Finns need one bottle of beer everyday
Jordan Ramirez
Beer is the A and the Ö of Finnish culture. How did we deal with the Soviet Union? Invite their officials to sauna and drink beer and make deals while drunk. How do we deal with problems and depression beer. How can we make new friends in a new place? Get piss drunk and wake up in somebody's home next morning. Doing pussyrace with a car and it gets boring? Add beer to the mix and wake up bleeding in a ditch.
Levi Clark
As babies but more than 6 as adults.
Charles Rogers
Why are you so drunk? We have the same climate and don't feel the need to drown in so much alcohol.
Unless u live in Nunavut but no one lives in Nunavut.
Logan Sanchez
>why Because chinks can't drink and fins have the "finnish gene".
Aaron Scott
>semitic religions >Not knowing Yaweh was once part of a council of gods >Not knowing even after monotheism the semitic faiths are by definition tribalistic safe for islam/christianity
Blake Brown
t. carrier of Finnish haplogroup
Charles Morgan
Finland is just full of depressed people and only way people know how to get rid of it is to drink. I was very depressed when i was a teen but once I started drinking the hangovers and batshit insane nights replaced the depression.
Parker Hill
You just answered your own question. Finland is on the same circles of latitude as Nunavut.
Leo Gray
Don't believe the memes we're 99% white in the places that look like finland (all our outdoor)
And our natives have finnish genes.
Kayden Foster
I'm not complaining tho.
Luis Turner
take the proxy off
Noah Barnes
Europe is warmer so you have a similar climate than most of us in the South of Canada.
We have big outdoors with similar trees and lake too.
Joseph Richardson
It's hilarious that fucking Lithuanian is saying things about Finnish genes. Your suicide rate is twice as high, it's even twice as high as Latvias. There's got to be some bad Lithuanian gene that makes you all kill yourself.
Landon Wilson
But it's not the climate or cold that gets to you since you can always wear more clothes. It's the 2 hours of """""daylight""""" in winter.
Anthony Smith
>Your suicide rate is twice as high, it's even twice as high as Latvias.
So that means your suicide rate is like Latvias? The way you put it puts you down too.
Blake Adams
Nope, that's an entirely sociological issue. And by "finnish gene" I was referring to the one that makes you metabolize alcohol faster.
Grayson Clark
Yeah it's pretty high but it's not Shituania tier.
Owen Price
But night is cool. That only means you can go to nightclub and bars during the day.
Blake Bailey
>Odin is literally Finnish now MEME MAGIC
Bentley Kelly
Asians don't metabolize alcohol faster though? Finns drink because it offers a relief from the bleakness of reality, Lithuanians kill themselves because not even alcohol can make them want to live in Lithuania.
Kevin Cox
this
Bentley Hughes
>finns >asians Either your reading comprehension is really bad or you're already drunk.
Gabriel Parker
>frog meme
take off your vpn no finn would use that stale shit.
