He doesn't regularly get naked with his friends, sit in a small hot room discussing life...

>he doesn't regularly get naked with his friends, sit in a small hot room discussing life, drinking beer and beating each other with birches

Can you even call it living?

no

>be fingol
>go to the lake
>see a hot naked brazilian woman
>pull out benis and start stroking it with a blank autistic face

We do, there's just a cover charge and a lube dispenser on the wall.

w-why the hell do you guys drink hot beer?

I don't think this has happened but I wish it would.

It happened, one of your countrymates posted the new.

>take ice cold beer out of the freezer
>go to sauna
>drink ice cold beer
>repeat

Feels good man.

muh sauna

Why aren't you swimming in the winter you Fingol pussies?

You're doing it wrong if your beer gets warm.

The people that do that seems even more sad than the people than don't do it

>take glass from freezer to sauna
>glass shatters in my hand
>deep lacerations on my fingers and mouth and hands and face

But we do
Right after sauna actually

>Ice swimming (avantouinti) on its own is especially popular in Estonia and Finland. There is an Avantouinti Society, and swimming holes are also maintained by other groups such as the Finnish skiing association (Suomen Latu). The Finnish Sauna Society maintains an avanto for sauna goers.
>There are lots of places where you can swim without sauna in Finland during winter. Helsinki has several places for avantouinti, with dressing-rooms and sometimes with saunas. There is also a number of ice swimming and winter sauna locations around Tampere.

We also roll around in the snow after going to sauna. Feels good man.

why would you shatter your glass i don't get it

Because it's cold and I'd be shivering.

>poledumbs

lewd

Robert on the right

among other things commieblocks hurt our sauna culture :/

>he hasn't seen his friends wives naked

How do you live in a society like this??

is it tolerated if you get a boner because of friend's wife?

yes but then you have to sex her in front of your friend

I don't know, never seen that happen. I guess it will just be awkward, can't really blame a guy for getting wood when naked in a sweaty room with a possibly beautiful woman.

There's a sauna in my condo I go to in the winter.
We just don't do it naked or hit each other with sticks

I sauna alone.

Partly because I don't have any friends

no

every day without a sauna is a day wasted tbqh

Asukko pk seuduilla? kjähkjäh

>drinking inside the sauna
What next jonnes.. eat kebab pizza? Uncultured savage tier behaviour.

*tzhili

I used to, but now i got mantitties and im too ashamed to bathe with others

You have no saying in what to do sauna with your few hundred year "traditions"

I heard russians use oak instead of birch, is this true

Go heat up your shitty electric sauna faggot.

...

>sauna
what if you are fat and have micropenis?

>not going for a run around the neighborhood stark naked in the middle of the winter to cool down from being in hot sauna

Pussy

>While UNESCO-listed smoke sauna experience is the most Estonian you can go, we also ‘heat up’ a pretty descent Finnish sauna.
>Smoke sauna

Kebab -tier sauna

>be finn
>steal sauna culture
>slap the name """"finnish"""" on it
>meme about it on a vietnamese basketweaving forum
well played spurdos, well played

>Be estonia
>Don't have sauna traditions from stone age
Are you even trying?