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The corpse of a nation edition

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korean pop

cara

Culture to come out of Australia:

....

*moves in with you*
*immediately invite my gf over*
*we have loud sex all night*

Shame, there was a lad last thread who said he had a cracking edition lined up but you must've beaten him to it

>no one cares about American Politics
wew lad
nice delusion you live in there

how likely is it that the calais jungle might come to dover lads? Quite worried about this.

Me and the lads

why would you do such a thing

No they just post anime reactions and act like they're mentally deficient.

wouldn't mind really, would probably do a wank assuming you aren't grunting like a mad man.

>implying anyone outside of America cares.
We're all just waiting for your "top" politicians to finish their shit flinging contest.

honestly we've only got music really, and the bush/folk history but even that's lost now as everyone moves to the city

feel sorry for english to have never experienced it, nature's vastness is indeed timeless

all 10,000 of them? 0%

Give me the wiggling-whigs, Theresa.............

>Yank saying 'lad'

screeching at the thought

bet he says it to all his mates and they're all "Brayden what the fuck bruh"

They're moving there now just checked. Get out of there before they behead you

nah but i meant in terms of the border deal getting rearranged. My mum works near dover :(

remember the days when authority was allowed to use force on the citizenry?

they get a bit too uppity, you were allowed to smack them down

now you just have to stand there and tolerate their screeching while they ask for your name because if you lay a finger on them they'll try and get you fired or arrested

@853
sure m8, BBC and all the other country's news outlets reporting on every second of happenings is just filler for the """"""real""""""" stories

Notable inventions and human achievements to come out of Australia: lmao

>go to stay with my gf
>have a disappointing sexual experience because i can't get it up that night for some reason
>gf says it's okay and we just cuddle
>neighbours above start having loud sex making us both feel really uncomfortable

bet it was you wasn't it you cunt

Rewatched V for Vendetta last night. It is not a good film. Hugo Weaving is great though.

>made the gf perfect dippy eggs and soldiers
>she let me fuck her in the arse last night as a reward

quite like having a gf lads

Still 0% i reckon

i unironically care a great deal about american politics :) x

any yank man in?
any anime man in?
any kpop man in?
any abnormie man in?
found a good spot for your head

>yanks trying to say 'twat'
Not even funny, literally disgusting

whatever dude

australiangeographic.com.au/topics/history-culture/2010/06/australian-inventions-that-changed-the-world/

WOW I love Australia now!!!

any melan in?

don't like people who are american

i hope so mate, i hope so

My brother's currently in a city called Kobe in Japan. He's like 6 foot 4 and has ginger hair and a beard and says that Japanese people keep taking pictures of/with him like he's some kind of celebrity. Why is this?

Do I like Australians? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

"oh my gawd he's such a twot"

literally thought they were saying a different word when I first heard this

atrocious

wait til they try saying mate, or god forbid cunt
penicillin you fucking retard, go pull ya penne giuseppe you dago mutt

don't get why people think we should pay for coal mining runts to keep doing their jobs forever

I wonder how scotch eggs taste, I would like to cook some.

Sidenote: not talking about testicles

unironically rhymes with swat

I don't judge people based on nationality. Unless, of course, they're Asian.

Because they can't see properly

reminder that Yankland is an alien planet

subtle post

I think you can get prison sentences for saying cunt

Yanks are brought to tears by the word

digusting pants + shoes.

do you live in fucking brunswick? Poofter.

they're savages aren't they

>let's outsource all of our jobs then just hope people will adapt so that the rich can get even richer

Ahh yes

>Why is this?
Because in a country of nothing but 5"5 black hair sticks. A giant ginger gaijin is like a freak show.

*ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶜˡᵒˢᵉ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᶰᶤᵗᵒʳ*
*ʷᵃˡᵏˢ ᵇʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵏᶰᵒᶜᵏˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵛᵉʳ*

aha lads

They're taking pictures to use for fedoraposting on 2channel

They taste like eggs in pork in breadcrumbs, mate, fuck do you think

What is this witchcraft?

What does doopin mental mean?

getting sick of this canadian and his different font gimmick

>Mental
>Come on Union score a goal
>It's really very simple
>Put the ball into the net
>And we'll go doopin' mental!


genuinely got chest pains from laughing so hard

leaf found a text converter from 2003

cricket is the best team sport

wouldn't say that in person

ᵇᵒᵍᵉʸˢ

this but they're always full of gristle, they're disgusting plebby "party food" like cocktail sausages and mini sausage rolls.

disgusting """""food"""""

Nigger and cunt are the only two taboo words left here

Called my gf a cunt once and she slapped me in the face and stormed away and didn't talk to me for a couple days

>Australians are so fucking useless they have to take credit for something invented by Arabs
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP!!!

>Caroline Lucas and Jonathan Bartley have been elected co-leaders of the Green Party of England and Wales in a job sharing arrangement.

Can that party be any more cucked?

not witchcraft

t. real witch

very bumptious

Uckfay offway Ankyay

I wonder how those tastes combine

mental doesn't even rhyme

quite enjoying this wop going in on the aussie.

yes i would

i'm 7'1 and built like a steel cage

calm the fuck down

that's hilarious and disgusting in equal measure

good lord america

the fact that they wouldn't say it in person is what makes posters like that all the funnier

>doopin'

really hope this is just because you can't print swears in america and they don't actually chant "doopin'" out loud

tastes a bit like a scotch egg probably

is cricket really the biggest sport in australia?

OUTSTANDING post

I did not know they were "party food", they seem greasy as fuck though. I will try them

ʰᵉᶫᶫᵒ ᶫᵃᵈˢ

my friends auntie has a picture with a black person she saw in Dublin in the 80's

>export industry
>import workers

that's what they've been doing for 30 years and they want to make it worse

i live in a state directly affected by NAFTA and tens of millions of people have moved out of here which increases the burden on the remaining populace(me) to the point it's unbearable. i'll be moving to a different state next year. it's really fucked up

boggles my mind this dane could support these shitty trade agreements that fuck over millions of people

eetswa adla see you ackcarbosh

>Spaniards are so lazy its taken them over 834 years to finish a church

The owners of the team are trying to make the songs more family friendly so they replaced Fucking with Doopin from what i can tell.

youtube.com/watch?v=fB_BKWpEg7g

>Can that party be any more cucked?

*bowls underarm to ensure the kiwis CANNOT win*

is this still legal btw? you wouldn't catch any english cricketers doing it anyway because we're not colonial savages

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ᶠᵉᶰᶦᵃᶰ

doop off yanks

>i'll be moving to a different state next year

good lad

a̶l̶i̶r̶, alri lads

It's pretty fucking sick though To Be Honest. Especially inside.

come again?

hmm this could have some traction
DOY

going to doop the gf later

no, the rules were amended to remove it

fucking full dog move imho, iirc even if the kiwis hit a six it'd only be a draw so it's fucking remarkably unsporting from the skipper

australia hated it btw

we were playing by AUSTRALIAN rules at the time. It wasn't a pommy game, so it was fair. Kiwis are just sore losers.

we won fair and square.

*doesn't leave*

proper british name that, glad he is sticking up for us decent folk