Buy used keyboard

>buy used keyboard
>it's sticky to the touch
Into the trash it goes

just put the keycaps in water and bleach you dumb nigger

>using a keyboard with the knowledge that you're touching micro sperm particles
No

>Throws it away instead of repairing it

I bet you're the kind of person who isn't good with money as well.

I never wash my hands after I masturbate or fuck, and you would shake my hand because you're a faggot and would to intimidated to refuse. I might even have some of your mom's cyprine on me too.

This
OP is a fag by being weary of being a fag

That's why I never shake hands with anyone, for any reason.

Screw you all with your ape habits

I'll grab your pussy hand and smear my semen all over your tiny virgin limb. Faggot.

this

>describes wanting to do faggot things
>calls someone else a faggot
I sure am glad to be a homophobe

Put the whole thing in the dishwasher.

stay in the closet cuckboy

>ultrasonic clean
>retro bright
...
>profit

>not drawing power from it

You should have extracted the silver before trashing it. It's hilarious people throw away gold and silver.

I like my used keyboards with anons semen.

i got a model m or whatever from work garbage bin and it was sticky. Cleaned the key caps and now its cute. like

Yeah, probably from banana peels and not from another man's semen.

You'll have to scrub my memory too, then

I only buy keyboards to feed my microsperm fetish.

that's really gay

You couldn't possible make money using that unless you were doing it industrial quantities.

For anybody who has been as entertained as I have in this thread:

>ads

I've got an ad-blocker, but for some reason it just feels right to turn it off for Sup Forums. Not sure why.

>throw away something just because another person has used it before.

its not like a condom or a disposable glove or something. just fucking clean it, doesn't even need repaired

just buy a pass then and block ads

The point is I'm not trying to spend money on the issue, but I still wish to feel morally contented. The ads aren't that bad, they're just some funny headlines at the top or bottom of a thread.

>being this lazy.
I get an old keytronics that was disgusting. I popped it all apart. cleaned it all and its good as new.