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this isn't bloody funny edition

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korean pop

karen

Good post

current labour is the best joke i've seen in years tbqhwyl

How do I convince the gf to become anorexic?

LITERALLY

unelectable

Alri P̶o̶o̶f̶s̶ lads

praise kek

Anyone else wish the girl they liked was ugly so that you maybe had a chance?

karen

>Christina had dated many, as she describes, “players”. She has mentioned one such partner who couldn’t even pronounce the word “psychology”. Nearly 40 years old, it was urgent that Christina settle down and have kids, before it was too late. She made it clear to Stefan that she wasn’t looking for a player and having children was a top priority. Stefan respected this honesty, and they were married within a year.
hmmm

>pre-2015 GE
>good bants
>miliband
>fun PMQs
>big davey C at the helm
>Hitchens wasn't as much of a prat
>UKIP memes

>post-2015 GE
>Brexit
>instability
>no real opposition to the Tories
>no more banterous PMQs
>despair

where did it all go so wrong lads?

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>not being able to pull fit girls
Might as well start crossdressing and popping oestrogen pills like a genetic failure.

*does an enormous poo*
*steps back and looks at it from a distance while nodding*

*signs my name on the poo*

indubidably

>praise kek

>Noah enters top 10 names for newborn boys

fucking hell that's pretty bent

...

what the fuck is GE

doop off

>Attempt to post abusive comment on Stefan's website
>Comments are moderated

I doubt my comment saying that Oxford health should section him will be accepted desu

Geriatric Elephant

I've completely forgotten the milipede posting.
Feels like it was a thousand years ago now.
General Election you fucking paki

grand exchange

general election you total fucking sponge

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

it's when jagex ruined runescape forever

George Ezra

He already got stripped of all credentials no?

karen.

Generalised Electrician

youtu.be/LWfouFEROlY

Oh thanks lad. I almost forgot.

munching on a Peperami

Daily reminder that speed garage isn't shite

daily reminder that i wont be daily reminding you of my daily reminder today

boiling some prawn flavoured noodles, lads

it will be on my youtube later today

Thinking back to that time that girl with a boyfriend told me she was thinking about breaking up with him because she never thought she'd meet someone like me and I immediately cut all contact with her.

Strange times.

Why did Corbyn lose his popularity? I'm not much into British politics, but I follow him on facebook and admit he has less and less likes on posts.

karen?

praise goyim

YOU MAMMA MUNCHED ON-A MY PEPPERONI LAST-A NIGHT

post grime

youtu.be/1L2hPu-V6hU

nice nose

Corbyn has never had popularity

girl at work brings in 4 pepperamis a day

asked her the other day whether it was because she liked the shape haha she did a shy giggle (she can't banter)

Ahhh yes, smoking a cigarette in secondary school with the lads and spraying deodorant on your hands

Remember it like yesterday, because I am a secondary school student

I FUCK WITH SAVAGES YOU A FUCCBOI YOU CAN'T HANG

€Throughout his twenties, Molyneux dated an Indian woman named Niara Modi for around seven years. The Landmark Forum pressured Stefan to make a marriage proposal to Niara. She accepted and they were engaged and living together for roughly two years. Unfortunately, Modi wouldn’t put as much into the relationship as Molyneux.

>In 1998, Molyneux had spent a small fortune producing the film ‘After’, a WWII drama. He selflessly spent time and fortune aiding Modi in her precarious career. After years and years of study, Modi was only able to get a job as a secretary. Largely due to Molyneux’s creative genius, the film was a finalist in the 1998 Hollywood Film Festival. Today, Modi falsely claims that she produced the flim when in fact the film was funded almost entirely by Molyneux. She was merely the film Director.

>After all of this, Modi showed no reciprocation in the relationship. When Molyneux asked her to read a novel he was hoping to get published, she answered that she “wasn’t motivated” to read it. Niara is an extreme narcissist.

>Modi was verbally abusive and would frequently berate Molyneux for even the slightest grievance. During one such incident, Molyneux fought back. Over the course of their relationship, he had made tremendous progress: now the CTO of a successful software company. On the other hand, Modi had made zero progress in her life. Molyneux began to realize that her criticisms of him were nothing more than a projection of her own insecurities. He had no choice but to end the engagement.

farage is dead in the water so the press needed someone to laugh at

business idea: outsource my runtfarm to china to save money

I love the odour of surströmming in the clear morning

Good lad

>igf broke up with me when she saw me on cam

How should I kill myself?

daily reminder that capitalism is bad

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>not being into boipucci

yes karen

>He had Credentials

wew. You mean a degree or did he have something more substantial like his wife's clinic?

Me the nonce hanging around with kids

some utter autist was narrating his hand-held video game with an yank accent for the whole bus ride

I support intersectional feminism, but only women can decide if I'm a feminist

buy her a gym membership and then she'll be afraid you think she's getting fat

not sure what this means

I'd fucking heem you

noted

alright thanks. Want to check out Churchill war museum and Tower of London. Are these good or do you have any suggested museums?

gf is english fám
well her mother is

most of the things I'm doing are pretty typical tourist things so I'll check it out

>sign up with agency
>don't have full birth certificate (sent it off for a passport), provide a smaller one + license + NI number
>finish the interview, they tell me they'll put me on 'standby' and let me know of any work that shows
>get a call today, they have work starting on tuesday
>finally, some money/reason to leave the house
>they ring again an hour later, turns out I can't work because I haven't shown them my full birth certificate
will have to make it another few weeks without killing myself / a DWP worker it seems

ITS NOT PRONOUNCED POOCHIE IT'S PRONOUNCED PUCKY REEEEEEE

Willies desu lads

or shell get fucking ripped and shredded and cut and juicy and thick brah

FUARKKKKK

The Verve - Gravity Grave youtube.com/watch?v=66Hu-tx1urg

what job was it?

ah yes, intersectional feminism, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

bit silly to bleep out nigger

>There are people who have watched They Live and still refuse to believe that the kikes are trying to ruin the world
Mental.

on cam

Hitchens has only gotten better desu

karen!

'ello mates

>STOP FUCKING SEXUALLY HARASSING ME

stefan molyneux?

karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates

next time say "do you come with the pepperami?"

ah yes, surreptitiously, of course
*just straight-up opens google*

ah yes, surreptiously, of course
*covertly opens google*

>Having an english gf

I presume you are MICK'ing her yes? Impregnating her then leaving her to raise your Celtic offspring? Ruining a pure anglo bloodline?

Internet crush likes someone else

>poleaboo

youtube.com/watch?v=FBaKlwFSDqU

considering adding this to my gimmick repertoire

business idea: teach men not to rape

>titling the videos you link in /brit/
An interesting gimmick, potentially one I could get behind

ah yes, repertoire, of course
*stares out the window*

World's 7th favourite britpop group

Yeah. Were you not in the last thread? someone found his website about DeFOOing and its mental and it sets up Molyneux as a cult like leader.

defoo.org/

Not sure I want this to become a gimmick. Especially if it doesn't end with someone opening google and then wanking.

is there a more hit&miss series than Limmy's Show?

karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates
karen posting is the work of runts and degenerates

>tfw no gf
>feels bad
>wank
>post wank depression
>post post wank rolling and hugging invincible partner
>feels good
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business idea: teach women not to get raped

Heh nice meme chief. But don't you think you're pushing it a bit too much? Maybe work on some other memes in the meantime, yeah? I like your meme, it's got potential, but don't force it otherwise you'll get JFs using it.

if you see a small child with pierced ears you just know they're from a working class family

Eating dry scones because cba getting the butter out of the fridge

>Cutting your toenails and chewing them till you've had your fill