>be in cs class
>pajeet next to me asks for help
>he doesn’t have JDK installed on his fagbook
>lightbulb.png
>”you can’t compile on a Macbook, you need a Thinkpad. Look around, you’ll see people only work on Thinkpads”
>pajeet seems legit confused
>”b-b-but that man over there! See Mac Book!”
>”No rajesh, that man is emailing himself the code to compile on his thinkpad at home”
>pajeet actually fucking bought it
>5 mins later see him on eBay looking for used and refurbished Thinkpads
>internally kek
>one week later, yesterday
>see pajeet walk in with T400 with books on it
>dafuq?.png
>he pulls his charger out of his bag
>holy fucking shit
>this motherfucker held his thinkpad in his hands the entire time because it wouldn’t fit in his bag with the charger
>start laughing uncontrollably
>have to fake cough to mask it
>pajeet shows off to me his used, slightly cracked T400
>”Bretty cool huh??!?”
>”y-yh thats...cool”
>see it running windows 7
>still doesn’t know how to get the jdk
>has random code files on the desktop
>decide to fuck with him some more
>cont.?
Be in cs class
This website is for adults
fuckin owned
ITT things that never happened
I found happiness.
Moar please. I can't fucking wait any longer.
Maybe you could just be nice and help someone with a language barrier have the basic essentials and fail on their own lazy merit. You don't kick an illiterate child in the face, you give them a dollar and tell them they owe you $20.
The T400 is nearly 10 years old and still better than Macshit. I have one with Libreboot, an SSD, 8GB of RAM, and a 1440x900 display, and I managed to get an old 9-cell battery cracked open without fucking it up and replaced each cell with a premuim 3200mAh one you buy for vapes. It gets ridiculous battery life, like 2 days worth. You actually did good and helped out Pajeet, user. I'm proud of you. May many smooth shits and delicious bowls of curry come your way.
Wow. I'm going to do this with my battery.
>decide to fuck around with Pajeet a bit more
>tell him that I will fix his computer and install the JDK
>the pajeet hands it over
>a white guy fixing a pajeets computer – how the tables have turned eh?
>ask him for the admin password
>”but it says in Vindows that do NOT tell password to any1!”
>fine.jpg
>make small batch file to save typed text to C drive root
>tell him to put password in while I am not looking so I can install java
>he fucking buys it
>he inputs the password
>i open cmd
>type tree
>he thinks Im some sort of master hacker
>thinks I can fix his Java
>he looks in awe
>open another powershell window
>see what password he types
>”masala2011”
>internally kek some more
>make a note
>make an admin user called Java and give it a password
>this will come in use later…
>find the JDK online and install it
>tell him that the user that says java isn’t an actual user but the pc needs it to compile shit
>set up the jdk path variables and all that shit
>takes me half the lab time to do it, no biggie
>give it back to him
>he is so fucking thankful, sings my praises for a full 5 minutes
>just because he could actually compile a Hello World
>but I am not finished
Continued....
>10 mins later, I remember his IP address from his laptop
>open msfconsole on my own linux machine
>connect to it using psexec attack using thr Java admin account
>i get a command window open
>iammrrobot.png
>end the notepad exe a few times to piss him off
>make a simple trojan using msfvenom and veil evasion
>feel like a true hacker
>send him the virus and execute it remotely
>ssh into my home desktop
>open msfconsole
>it fucking worked
>my port forwarded msfconsole server had this pajeets thinkpad connected to it.
>my work here was done
>shutdown his computer in the middle of his code because why not
>he gets pissed off, asks me about it
>tell him updates
>he buys it again
>tells me thanks for the java again (the 501th time)
>i say no problem
>but...the fun has just started...
>go home
>no open sessions
>fuck.jpg
>leave msfconsole running
>wait like a true hacker
>i am mr robot
>see a connection pop up
>open a remote shell on msf, get a command prompt shell in his computer
>grab a few screens
>he’s on facebook, the language is in hindi or some shit
>take a few webcam pics, just him lying down in a pajeet manner
>shit gets boring quickly
>decide to fuck with him some more
>zip up all of the code files in his computer that were on his desktop, put it in C:\Windows\ and empty his code work
>he is still on facebook
>i force close google chrome
>he sees the desktop
>his fucking face
>on a shit webcam pic, you can still see a face of pure panic
>starts moving the mouse and looks in the recycle bin
>maybe he isn’t a full retard
>starts panicking, he restarts his computer
>no files
>now he is fucked
>next day in labs, he comes in visibly distressed
>people look at him weird
>have to pretend I dont know whats going on
>”Yo Rajesh, you ok man? You look a bit sad….”
>”Bradder please, I delete my files by accident! I dont know how, please mr genius halp me halp!”
>never seen the pajeet panic before
>thisgonbefun.png
>type tree into a command
>see him praying some hindu bullshit or whatever
>unzip the zip from C:\Windows into the desktop
>type tree again into 3 more command windows
>change the color to green and black
>i look like a true hacker
>pajeet is praying harder
>i close all windows and give it back to him
>”it was hard...but I fixed it. You got a virus from facebook”
>he almost starts crying.
>he gives me his curry in a container
>can’t reject, he insists I take it at a token of his thanks
>take the curry, see him frantically open the files
>i took hope and gave it back to him
>he actually believes me
>thinks he got a facebook virus
>googles “how to delete facebook thinkpad”
>my fucking sides
>cont?
David, can you get a fucking life?
wow, epic trolling dude, I will read everything, please keep posting
t. pajeet
Are you being sarcastic or for real?
I was being ironic, btw.
I hope OP gets gangbanged to death by pajeets.
This smells fake but to be honest, this is probably about as smart as a lot of indians get. How they ever got a reputation as smart people blows my mind.
He might drown in curry
>>he gives me his curry
Keep going OP. Ignore the fun hating autists
Clearly you don't work in the tech field. If they were that stupid, then companies wouldn't be giving them all of our coding jobs.
Story obviously fake, but has nothing to do with pajeet. If true then the guy goes to some shit tier school.
(you)
this thread sucks
Actually i've been an embedded software engineer for the last 7 years and have a degree in computer engineering, pajeets are good for outsourcing literal drone tier code monkey work
>pajeet finds article on deleting facebook
>goes on it
>facebook asks him to type his password to confirm deletion
>while he is typing I force close chrome using psexec
>he tries again
>i repeat it 5 times
>he asks me why this is happening
>”its the virus. They dont want to get rid of you”
>he believes me
>asks me for help
>i am now the oracle of technology
>i am the leader of pajeets
>tell him to just not go on facebook, leave the account as it is
>he buys it, fair enough
>go home
>go back on msfconsole
>within a minute I get a session
>manually open facebook on his browser
>he closes it
>repeat it a few times
>he gets nervous, visually panicking
>he thinks the facebook virus is back to get him
>he panicks again
>he starts deleting everything in a hope to get rid of the “virus”
>my fucking sides
>actually fall onto the floor laughing at this shit
>can’t go on any more
>after all, he gave me a curry (gave it to my pajeet neighbour but it still counts)
>open up a messagebox on his pc before he empties the recycle bin
>”FACEBOOK VIRUS DELETED SUCCESSFULLY. FILES MAY BE LEFT IN RECYCLE BIN”
>his fucking face lights up
>he restores things to his desktop, and whatnot.
>watch him a bit more, its getting late and I need to finish my java project
>about to uninstall veil trojan from his pc once and for all.
>he fucking opens up pornhub
>types in “indian desi saxy gerl sax with man willy”
>my fucking sides
>im on the floor again
>watch him begin to unzip his zipper
>thatsenoughinternetfortoday.exe
>uninstall veil trojan from his pc
>till we meet again, Raj.
>type this up on Sup Forums
>im still kekking inside though
Fin.
University I go to has like 30% pajeets, and yes, its fairly shit but then again thats what happens when you get shit ALevel grades and go to a shite university.
This pajeet is fairly OK at code (well Java anyway), but has no idea on computers themselves.
Made my day op. Love you lots.
I will return tomorrow with more Pajeet tales - a different pajeet, but still devilish fun. Look out...for David...
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Good man 8/10 story
Cancer
Fuck you OP give me back those 2 minutes of my life.
go back and cry yourself to sleep no-fun
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>friendly Indian guy asks for help
>user plays cruel tricks
Yeah those Indians are just awful people right?? He deserved that!
t. reddit
nobody wants you to score internet points on le epic screencap
posted to r/Sup Forums thanks for the karma
Le downvoted xD
How will mactoddlers EVER recover?
haha, i upboated you!! funny post! praise kek!
Downvote fo' you daquan.
Yeah, just be extremely careful and make sure you know how to solder. It's like 300 fucking Wh when you're done. I'm less pissed at vape fags now that they've made these premium battery cells available for like $15 a piece. It cost like $200 to get the battery cells and to get a bunch of used battery packs for the T400, and I broke three of the cases beyond repair trying to get inside them. Fourth one I got lucky and I glued it all back together and it works.