Itt: reasons why Mexico is a better friend to the US than Canada

so many reasons

Other urls found in this thread:

washingtonpost.com/opinions/when-mexicans-crossed-our-border-to-feed-our-hungry/2015/08/28/347342e4-4cee-11e5-84df-923b3ef1a64b_story.html?utm_term=.e0021b76fd0d
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1. better food

2. They drop shit euro sports for our objectivley better ones, while Canadians are still hockey fucks.

3. They willingly and obediently consume all the shit we make. We make money off trading with them.

4. They're religious. The canadians are atheist fucks, and that degenerates their society even more than it does ours. Mexicans believe in Jesus with all their hearts.

American football is retarded, not only it's a worst version of rugby, but all that tackling causes players brain damage in the long run.

Don't shake your brain too much kids.

They'll pay for the wall. 100%.

That's why there are nfl players making 30 million dollars per year.
But i agree. american football is just an easier version of rugby. They can send the ball in every direction and tackling can be done above the waist. It's dumb as fuck.
All they need is one player to throw the ball and another to run and catch it to score. kek

Our presidents will always be best buddies ever

Who the fuck is Peña? I thought your president was Nieto.

Enrique [Peña Nieto], we always have 2 last names one from our father and one from our mother

Enrique mother fucking Peña Nieto

wtf i hate mexico now

That's neat, thanks, Mexibro. Y'all the bestest.

b-but why?

I wish US could be better friends with Mexico. They just need to let our tanks in so we can nuke the cartels. Then we can all Arriba for Cinco de Mayo. Tacos.

>Come in with tanks and nuke the cartels
One can dream. Also the whole "let's breach the border to help you out" reminds me of when we crossed the border illgeally to give aid to the hurricane victims.

washingtonpost.com/opinions/when-mexicans-crossed-our-border-to-feed-our-hungry/2015/08/28/347342e4-4cee-11e5-84df-923b3ef1a64b_story.html?utm_term=.e0021b76fd0d

That wasn't illegal, president Bush even greeted some of the Mexican guys.

It wasn't, but there was just a lack of comunication. The army had no visas so techinically it was illegal.

>"Hey, US, do you need help?"
>"We're just choosing who can come in and help us."
>"Whoops, I already sent the army."
>"T-Thanks, you too"

Immigration is a symptom, not a root cause.

I wish Mexico was more developed so we didn't have to deal with the shittier immigrants. Most of them are great

>In a scene that would have given Donald Trump heart palpitations
Why do they always have to start with faggy shit like this

But what will be the last name of his son ?
B-because you don't say to Muricans that Canadians are your friends

>But what will be the last name of his son ?
is the first last name of the father + the first last name of the mother.
Patriarchy always wins fuck yeah.
It's also less complicated to find about people this way, they may be 400 John Smith but only 5 José Carlos Ruiz Dominguez.

he will be Peña + his mother first surname

His son will carry his father's last name example (Anglo names so you dont get confused):

These guys make a baby
Tyron (Brown Jackson)
Marie (White Silverman)

Baby: Jamal (Brown White)

Is it clear enough?

Brown and Silverman are dropped

Hockey is literally great you fucking eggplant

Edit: Jackson and Silverman are dropped

true
hockey is better than handegg
so does canada
this is a negative, not a positive Cleetus.

but why? we are catholic but not extremist about it

>Jamal Brown White

One of these things is not like the others

t.canadian on a proxy

Do you know who Cletus was? Cletus is a compliment.