What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Illllyyyyaaaaaa

*projects reality distortion field to make the world look like anime in my brain*

program it to kill bitshit miners

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 4x as much

Mines going to mine bitcoins at 20billion petaflops and do a 51% attack and make them worth 1o bazillion dollars using nanobots

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>take her clothes shopping for cute girl clothes
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

that sounds worth saving up for

Transform!

>Android gf
I thought they are into iPhones.

*walking

Do you have more from this set before you get banned?
frilly tights and mary janes do things to my bepis

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This might be the saddest thread on Sup Forums that I've seen for quite some time.

sorry those are the only 3 I have on me

You're literally insane. Fucked up in the head, you are posting the same thread over and over again, over and OVER AGAIN, and it's not like you are spamming, you actually WAIT AND UNDETERMINED AMMOUNT OF TIME AND YOU POST IT AGAIN.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS? I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS THREAD ANYMORE, YOU'RE FUCKED UP, FUCK YOU LUNATIC.

LMAO

lol

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>getting mad over some autist posting copypasta

I'M EVEN GETTING ALL KINDS OF FLASHBACKS READING THESE REPLIES, THESE ARE YOURS, YOU ARE ACTUALLY POSTING THE SAME REPLIES TOO, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS? STOP THIS SHIT, YOU NEED TO BE PUT DOWN. THIS IS THE CREEPIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN Sup Forums AND I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2009.

THIS IS AN ELABORATE MENTAL ILLNESS, HE'S POSTING THE SAME PICS AND SAYING THE SAME THINGS.

it's literally the same person tho

the cute male robot reply is mine, please don't confuse me for OP

>being so new you don't know how to use filters

tfw the android gf mafia forces you to read these threads

Just tell me why the fuck do you do this. You don't even get much replies in every thread I checked, most are yours posting tsuruko or similar mongolian hapas. What is the point?

wouldnt they be gynoids and not androids?

Install Gentoo on her main computer and then blow my load deep inside her thick, tight, rubber puss.

deal with it lol

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Put her in the mining farm where she can earn ethereum with her Vega56 friends.

Some chink would probably lease her for 10000 yuan/day

She explodes and you die
many such cases

Are you autistic?
Serious question.

Premium doujinshi material right here

who r u quoting

At least it's not the "thicc" sexdoll shill threads over on the other boards the past few days.

Experience the euphoric rush of killing a whore

not like I'm buying shit first hand

I will tie up my fiancee and fuck the Android girlfriend while my fiancee watches.
This faggot creates it every day. You're clearly missing out, and I wish i too could escape this hellhole

sex mostly

fug her

i want to nakadashi liyu

assasinated by android gf police

have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep

thicc

Upgrade to an Apple™ gf

it explodes and u die
many such cases

>tfw you recognize this climb from saekano

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE