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Cucks today I fixed me a 9/10 cute gf t b h. She is a nurse and a total cute.

First for Grujo

not the same thing, from what i see this is filled with meat, different think
most balkan countries have "burek/borek", ik ex-yu has it
turkfood but good

ur mom is filled with meat heh xD

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Haha
Effendi is gay

U showed him good Ioannis xaxax XDDD

they are bro-tier
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>The temperament of the breed is described as independent, reliable, protective but not snappy, incorruptible and devoted to its master. The breed is aloof with outsiders, and calm until a threat to the flock presents itself. The breed has an extremely protective nature. In the absence of a flock of sheep, the Šarplaninac will often treat its humans as sheep - herding them away from danger or undesirable areas.

If you marry her will you put an end to your cuckdventures?

Blonde wearing black?

Btw since I am home for a while, let's post my favorite image after Miro's cute face ofc. Cucks, in my new house I will make myself a room of hookah and hookers.

It means i will first smoke tobacco, then i will smoke bitches.

BTFO

Senpai this is why I don't like your languages with the consonant clusters. You limit the schwa sound to only use it when it's before an R, but if you had a letter for it you could write it whenever the fukc you wanted to.

in BULGARIAN it's place actually shifts in a few words, the one I can think of right now is:
>cЪpбия
>cpЪбcки
we can place it wherever the fuck we want because we're not limited by Rs only like you are. We can use the sound in other words without having to have it be before an R.

tgis is why bulgarian is the best language in the world and you all sukc

holy fuck, it's scary how much more masculine Merkel is compared to Alexandra

how did you meet her efendi?

Lamooo, I'll just smoke Miro's cock t b h.

>German
>Women

>filtered countries

I won't marry tho. Wtf do you count me as? An idiot who will marry a cute he met on a pub? No t b h. I was drunk. She was an eye candy to me. I made my move and she accepted it because I looked good.

No t b h.

Btw where are Bulgars? They are my best bros.

wtf efendi did u really filter me over some shitposters? youre my nigga pls confirm

in your Burgass

What did he mean by this?

No tho. I will never filter anyone because I'm no butthurt cuckshit. You are also my nigga. Mad love to Macedonia.

I was at a pub. She sat next to me. I was wearing a sexy shirt that even my male friends complimented me. I looked at her and she always returned my looks. I checked in at swarm. She was there. Added here. She accepted me asap t b h. We are now talking and not on Swarm but on our personal phone numbers.

I will find you, Effendi

>I checked in at swarm

Similar to ants, cockroaches leave chemical trails in their faeces as well as emitting airborne pheromones for swarming and mating. Other cockroaches will follow these trails to discover sources of food and water, and also discover where other cockroaches are hiding. Thus, cockroaches can exhibit emergent behaviour,[69] in which group or swarm behaviour emerges from a simple set of individual interactions.

not gonna lie that was a good one

nice m8, its been months since i broke up and i still feel bad

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You are my bro tho. I was shocked at your reply coming from a English - Nigger with Greater Paraguay influences.

CAN'T RECOVER
WON'T RECOVER

>cЪpбия
>cЪpбcки

This is how we say/pronounce it. I don't know what the hell you do in Bulgarian with shifting shit around needlessly, not to say I am quite..err amazed? how can you even say it like that. But regardless.

As for:
>we can place it wherever the fuck we want because we're not limited by Rs only like you are. We can use the sound in other words without having to have it be before an R.
There is no point to have an additional vowel like ъ besides the 5 basic (a,e,i,o,u) because: they are stupid and disgusting aka needlessly difficult for pronunciation (yes this doesn't apply when you're a native speaker but it does when you learn the language as a foreigner). In other words KISS.

even though it wasn't always used and I'm sure it's actually rather new in out alphabet,probably added around 19-20 century.
Recently some user posted an image of teh original text from "History Slavobulgarian" bad translation from me t b h but in it there was no "ъ" letter, some words were written like "цpквa" and also instead of Бългapи it was written Бoлгapи.

Će se tepam s tija Turci tija Turci Arnauti

>Recently some user posted an image of teh original text from "History Slavobulgarian" bad translation from me t b h but in it there was no "ъ" letter, some words were written like "цpквa" and also instead of Бългapи it was written Бoлгapи.
macedonian confirmed for closest to old church slavonic yet again
дoбpo чycтвo

>putin
fuck off faggot, ur whole existance depends on nato not feeding you to greece and/or bulgaria even though u can't even into membership

Kekekeked t b h. Nice b8 especially after edgelords lowering to cockroach shit.

Wft I love you now.

Move on tho. My teenager love literally dated the only guy who shared my name in a 500+ student school. I moved on. No other way. I listened to some Pink Floyd to easy my pain but it didn't help. I talked to my dad about it and he beat me for it to be a loser. I solved my problems only and only. You are alone in this gay earth t b h.

I just said I'd find you
Maybe I meant that in a friendly way
But when Bithynia gets annexed we'll go hang out

>It's a "Balkaniggers are arguing over slavic linguistics" episode again

I'm off to play some videogames

>ancient dacian getting butthurt at the very sight of putin
that image is supposed to show hes a manlet compared to dodik the bear u idiot
lmao he beat you?

Effendi is a pussy ass beta and he gets his ass kicked in oil wrestling by his alpha Kurdish dad

>I talked to my dad about it and he beat me

>islamic "parenting"

>Recently some user posted an image of teh original text from "History Slavobulgarian"

Maybe me?

Kek

Why is there a cockroach here?

You are always welcome tho. Just mail me when you are ready to hit my town. I will host you at my home and we will eat my mom's hot meal t b h. I will also fix you some cutes.

[email protected]

My dad is true alpha but after losing his money to alcoholism he came to me for money and I gave him it. Normally I wouldn't do it but since my mother wanted it to happen I had no choice. I die for my mother.

youtube.com/watch?v=8O6tCUMdY8M

also sometimes И was written like that Ukrainian "i" with 2 dots on top and instead of "o" there was the greek omega letter

>I die for my mother.
sweet kid

your family sounds like the average greek family pre-80s

I like it desu why did we have to become cucks

TURKEN RAUS

Just convert before the Russians occupy your city
1/3 of the Turks will become Christians
1/3 of the Turks will flee to Mesopotamia
1/3 of the Turks will die

oh thank u senpai, saved it this time.
Lamo notice that "ъ" was only used at the end of words and not pronounced, thankfully they got rid of that meme, in the 1945 i think, reforms.

>muh bad

I'll just...go back to preparing my next annexation of a neighbor's territory and then finding a good excuse for why we're just victims and only went to war in self-defence. The romanians in odessa seem pretty oppressed tbqh

>I like it desu why did we have to become cucks

EU t b h. Don't join it cucks. They make you refugee lover coalburner shits.

Cuck I ate some after alcohol food at Suadiye Marmaris. It was burgers and it was shit. Give us 7mica t b h and we will arm you against Gayreek shits.

ϊ

P R O P H E C Y

>refugee lover coalburner

wow, didn't think cuckendi would be racist...very disappointed

oy vey goy didnt u hear we friends with the greeks now, i'll accept the arms against shqips tho
7mica en-route

How are you my bro? Today I seduced a cute af woman to be my gf t b h. How are you doing my best Balkan bros?

ΤURKEN RAUS

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>wow, didn't think cuckendi would be racist...very disappointed

I'm no racist. Last holiday I had was in Kuşadası and I hugged an Ugandan guy and we took selfie. But wtf is this mandatory love for liberal policies? It is not fair t b h. They started a war in Syria and made other countries pay the price including us. Fuck that liberal shit.

Good Makedon. I always dreamt of the visions of Acropolis in Athens t b h.

I just listened to this today

how do i get gf i am stupid autist i cant make funy joke and im short only 175 and my dick is only 15 cm i will die alone fucck help

>an Ugandan guy and we took selfie
post it
come on Effendi
we won't be able to tell who's who anyways

TURΚEN RAUS

how the fuck can alcoholism even exist in turkey???

Παΐσιος μάστερ ρέις;

15cm is more than fine

if you are ugly grow a beard

if you're slim work out and become /fit/

if you're fat start keto

if you're poor get a job, women love to burn your money

what is going on here?

when did /balk/ became a blog about cuck stories?

You are decent tho. Don't get sad t b h. As a die hard autist today I found a gf and a fine af fine with finesse and fashion. Don't let the sadness consume you.

It is my phone and my phone is in charge tho.

Churka genes t b h.

Υες

TURKΕN RAUS

but i am stupid, hanging by a thread between hopeless autist and barely a normy

So you're actually thinking about posting it?

you are a manlet sorry
theres no hope for you

Whites are cucks.

if you are smart, become a president

Yes tho why not but not now t b h. Btw that Ugandan was a real cuck t b h he left Uganda after busting his best bro fucking his ex-gf lamooooooo. Sad af.

TURKEΝ RAUS

I'm really fit ,have a job that puts me above middle class, my dick's quitq big (20 cm) , i'm also really good at fighting

yet i haven't had sex in 3 fucking years...and i can't find a gf ....I'm also a social outcast (my job took me to a different city ..where i just can't fucking seem to find any friends) , i live alone ...the fuck is wrong with me...

how do i set my life back on track /balk/ :[ ?

Rate my gimmick t b h.

it's not that easy

TURKEN RΑUS

Classy moves, Effendi

Πως πάει η υπηρεσία;

cringe

kek

low blow effendi, you aren't 15 yrs old

I agree but I did it on purpose to get myself blocked tho. Lamooo she has a bf and she will never notice me so let's better get rejected than be accepted. Btw do you live in commieblock?

TURKEN RAUS

Sounds like an Indian hit line. You sure you're not Pajeet deep down?

ε;

No t b h. But I agree Indians are hilarious.

Το ξέρω ότι είσαι kυπατζης. Δεν ήξερα ότι έχουμε βλαk οπς στη Βραζιλία σαν χώρα.

my home in varna is in 5 story panelka

εεεεεεμ
γkοι σταματα
δ-δεν ειμαι Τζειμς Μποντ

otan epistrepseis ellada, tha sou kanoun elegxo gia zika prin se afisoun na mpeis?

οχι

ama exoume kamia epidimia tha erhw na se gamisw paliopousta

με kουνουπια μεταδιδεται

>a good roach can change a game
>a great roach can change a life