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general esdeath edition

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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

Kyary

REEEEEEEE

BAD edition, whoever keeps making these threads should be fucking ashamed

you are now thinking

...huh

dad's lost it lads

woah...

>when aussie/yank/leaf tries to join in on /brit/

hate you all almost as much as i hate myself

What did my sister mean by this?

left eye has been twitching all day

has he been watching much timmo byrne lately?

no im thinking about the one im glad i didnt ask cos she had a bf

is Madvillain goat or overrated?

I did ask her out

she said some bullshit about still not being over her ex, we fucked two days later, and when I tried to bring it up she said "there's nothing to talk about"

in hindsight I realise she was also a compulsive liar and I dodged a massive fucking bullet even if she did have stunning T&A

The guy in the black is David Chase btw

pretty mad that there are yank flags on the moon but nobody elses

Just did a cum

where dis from

hey sausage

;__;

Make an MF DOOM x nujabes mash up and you'll find the real GOAT

She wants the d.

>is Madvillain goat or overrated?

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me in the white shirt in the back at :14

She cares about you :x

i loved a girl for years and she had a bf. they are now separate and i added her to my connections on google plus. she has no networks. she is an autist like me. i always easy my pain of dying by thinking of her. did i do good? i love her.

Are my eyes green or hazel lads?

doxxed :)

shit brown

poo willy paki fanny

*scans your retina*
*time travels to the future where retina scans are a form of identification*
*robs your future bank account*

Literally Bangladeshi

t. night raid

ummmm that's not how it works sweetie :)

Drinking vodka with orange juice like a true Ponsonby Smiles

bit bored

bit dead

>Drinking vodka with orange juice like a true Ponsonby Smiles

bit bit

how long will the queen live lads

dreading when she dies, not because i care, but because of the phony outpouring of fake, conditioned grief from all the automatons

Remember to live moral lives lads.

this desu

bit might kill myself

five sixes....woah.....

me on the left

BLINDING IGNORANCE DOES MISLEAD US
O! WRETCHED MORTALS,
OPEN YOUR EYES!

me on the right

can't believe i used to watch this show

don't remind me, i'll have to turn the tv off for at least a month. Might have a drink to celebrate though. Fuck the monarchy.

>BLINDING IGNORANCE DOES MISLEAD US
>O! WRETCHED MORTALS,
>OPEN YOUR EYES!

>dreading when she dies, not because i care, but because of the phony outpouring of fake, conditioned grief from all the automatons

>celts

Spiders!

i did too, managed to convince myself i only watched it ironically so i can sleep at night

>tfw i used to have a deviantart full of mlp shit

good lad

>deadlifts are primarily a leg exercise

that's pretty fucking autistic, not talking to you anymore

*walks away to do something else*

there's a moose loose aboot this hoose

FUCKING
DELETE THIS

>dreading when she dies, not because i care, but because of the phony outpouring of fake, conditioned grief from all the automatons

will lizzie abdicate when phillip dies?

imagine the queen at 100 and phillip at 105 still alive

The viper: Irelands boldest and bravest

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HELP ME DPD ARE OUTSIDE IN AN UNMARKED VAN I DOn'T kNOW WHERE THE DENTIST IS

*kicks your autistic sandcastle*
*has a laugh with the lads about it at your expense, choking back the guilt of being the medium-sized ape picking on the small ape*

Does anybody else hate squats?

They feel fucking awful and drain your energy

ye i do and i agree with your description, deadlifts too

Reminder that self-importance gets you nowhere.

Lmao when the queen visited your shithole everyone was queuing up to kiss her arse, the very symbol of the country that has ripped you to fuck for 800 years

and just remember, nobody gives a shit about what we did to you

>when you spend an hour sitting there reading the same message she sent you, you've already ready 20 times
>when you just sit there staring at the message because it somehow makes you feel closer to her and less lonely

they are literally my favorite movement besides deadlift. it is so fun to divebomb ATG squats and spring back up out of the hole.

THE DPD MAN IS IN COLLUSION WITH THE DENTIST THE TIMING

>Lmao when the queen visited your shithole everyone was queuing up to kiss her arse, the very symbol of the country that has ripped you to fuck for 800 years
>and just remember, nobody gives a shit about what we did to you

So who raised his fists to tim anyway? Was it a delusion?

*apologises*

*accepts and goes for a hug but it actually ends up being an awkward bump and back-pat*

>when you find an old cd, piece of clothing or item of hers and you feel a stab in your chest and have to sit down for a moment, and in that moment sadness washes over you

Legit curious as to why you Falls Road lot don't put on Irish proxys

Does anyone know where this man is?? I've been told his name is Marcus Hauser, he looks like a slob but he needs to stop messing me about.

I LOVE ESDEATH

Lads the mitzi turbo cup

are u headed?

youtube.com/watch?v=Mv98stfpVk8

...

Only had two wanks today
I guess this is what happens when you're busy and productive
Really makes a man ponder

watching a spooky yank documentary about the knights templar. really makes u think

Fuck's sake lads the black French girl from work (who I'm sure fancies me) got all tarted up and looked super qt for work drinks tonight and I was having a long drunk conversation with her

think I fancy her desu but she's 10 years older than me

reddit

fuck u race traitor

YouTube?

*seizes the opportunity and holds you down with my 6'4" brick shithouse body and tears off your clothes*

Colonise her

I think he just got waved at but Tim's a paranoid schizophrenic so his brain misinterprets things.

Fuck, I was already feeling suicidal. I really miss that girl. I bet she's an umpure slag now. I remember her going on a bit of a rocky road in her teens. She was so beautiful in primary school, though. /blog

>we

>black
>french

getting a tad gay there my man

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