SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Sure, I'll just call some scientists and engineers and I'll get back to you.

ugh

autism

I'd actually get behind this just to see how centracas get wiped out by the cold

you wake up in 250.000.000 BC

Still center of the world

Oh shit. Imagine driving from Philippines to New Zealand

dios mío we have land borders now

People are stupid and you are blaming Earth for that.

Nothing would change.

>bolivia still doesn't have a sea

>Right next to India and Antarctica
JUST

Now the rosbeef cant use the sea as a defense.

We need to cut off Florida now more than ever before

>NZ
>Right next to US

it's not going to happen

Hello Newfoundland. Where is our bacalhau?

>Germany
>Algeria

Roger dat Mehmet

I'm ok with this

USA is based

Enough of this gimmick

Delet

W E

You are aware that colonisation or not, we had tons of fishing outposts and it was called "Terra do Bacalhau" here, right?

>US
>Based
Pick one and bleach yourself Zhang

I am white

USA is based

fuck! we weren't born yet

Oh hey Peru, how're you doing?

>Panama confirmed Mexican clay

"Oy, Jose, mira!"

Do I have to get across chong ching to go Eurussia?

No it's not, US is a cancer to us, they almost fucked us over in the 1980's, alongside the French

Nothing has really changed, i'm still in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Haha Lord of the Rings

>Call us LOTR

FUCK OFF MART SHARTER

>being this close to Japan and Australia

>SHARTER

Is this a new yuropoor forced meme since I've been here maybe 5 months ago? Is it funny? Can I tell my broker to bet on it?