I just ate four slices of pizza, a shitload of ice cream, and I drank a can of water

I just ate four slices of pizza, a shitload of ice cream, and I drank a can of water.

>I drank a can of water.
>can

How many ShartUnits does that produce?

Shut the fuck up you bagged milk drinking freak of nature.

>Can of water

I also had four slices of pizza, but I'm drinking beer and about to eat a chef salad drenched in ranch dressing. My tap water is from a mountain spring well, so it's pretty good.

>can of water

>can of water
>can
IMPOSTER!! THIS IS NOT AN AMERICAN!! They would be drinking a REAL beer like Budweiser, or Sam Adams!!

>Budweiser
>not just bad tasting water

>water in a can
meme country

What's wrong with cans of water?

I have a couple corn dogs in the oven and a small bottle of vodka. Dis gon be good.

>can of water

>Can of water

>bagged milk
>caned water

More like can't of water.
LoL

Haha! Nice post friend!

That's a lot of food for a cute anime girl

I think corn dogs make me feel more free than burgers 2bh, not to mention they look more free

God they're so delicious

>corndogs
>not chili dogs

That's not much at all.
user kun, daijoubu?

>can of water

Wait do Europoors really not have canned water?
Enjoy poisoning yourself with BPA tainted water from plastic bottles.

Yeah but we're still dealing with the oppression of the bun. With a corndog you only have good ol' homegrown all-American Maize™ surrounding that frankfu- uh, Meat Link™

>corn
>not mexican
American mexicans make my white bread buns you faglord
you aren't a man until you stick 1,300 calories between two white buns.

>Mexico
>not rightful gringo clay

KEK

>AmeriCANS

Bud heavy is fine.
Not good, but fine.

>lait partiellement écrémé
Ah the eternal Franco cucking Anglos from BC to PEI :)

>translations for your province

pretty good deal if I do say so myself

Canned water is a thing?