>You will never literally SHATTER yourup with a SINGLE shitpost
how does he do it
You will never literally SHATTER yourup with a SINGLE shitpost
Owen Rogers
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David Edwards
>being a protestant infidel
eeeugh
Samuel Baker
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this is the anti rei line
no rei's beyond this point
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Justin Baker
He crashed the Roman Catholic Church, with no survivors.
So based.
Aiden Howard
Uh, you don't get to bring indulgences
Joshua Parker
>You will never literally SHARTER yourup with a SINGLE mart shart
Joshua Wright
what do you mean?
Adrian Stewart
No one cared who he was until he put on the frock
Landon Price
>tfw you will never murder a child Luther with your own hands
Jacob Lee
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Michael Rodriguez
he posted a document on a church which created protestantism leading to countless wars between catholics and protestants.
Hudson Nguyen
Holy shit, kek.
Easton Long
>It was just banter, mister Pope
Owen Lee
Catholicism is a fucking joke
>gib gifts n i'll cut deal with god so u go to heaven :DDDDD
Jaxson Flores
It was already splintered as fuck.
He was the only rational voice that the Germanic nobility could use to support there positions.
Joseph Nelson
Really makes you think
Colton Hill
>with no survivors
If only
Alexander Brown
>if you sin its ok when segond goming happens you get segond chance :DDDDD
Henry Perez
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Luis Edwards
Catholics are repulsive.
Josiah Edwards
Why are c*tholics still so butthurt about him?
Bentley Diaz
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Matthew Jenkins
Lutheran reporting. Feels good to not be controlled by a bloodthirsty cult pretending to be Christian.
Isaiah Lopez
>protestants
>Christian
Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kik-kek bar.
Eli Lewis
I said Lutheran, you ignorant blob. That image does not apply.
Jordan Nelson
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Leo Gray
Nobody in this thread is Christian.
The few people who still call themselves Christian only pick and choose whatever in Christianity they feel like following as long as it doesn't conflict with their degeneracy and liberal values.
Angel Price
>yyyyeeeeessss pay me some gold so your sins are forgiven. Yeeesss good go-guy!
Michael Taylor
>Christians in charge of being united
And yet (some of) you guys believe Islam is a monolith solely designed to destroy the West, with no contradictions or other infightings
Nathan Edwards
Hello, Mohammad. Somewhere there are nice things happening.
I know this thought just ruined your day.
Angel Turner
I'm not a Muslim, I just redpilled myself on Christianity with chick.com
Repent yourself and you will be saved
(also, laughing about people dying is pretty bad and unholy)
Jack Lee
If you can show me a time stamped picture of Maccabees 1 right now I will punch myself in the face.
Henry Thomas
Does any anons have the other version of this luther bane-posting meme with the pope saying "you're a big monk"?
Adrian James
>implying the catholic bible didn't toss out apocrypha as well
>implying macabees wasn't one of the books left in only to scare people into giving more money and power to the Church
>literally "it's OK when the pope does it!"
You guys are too much. Still punch yourself in the face though, that would be neat.
Brayden Hall
>file name
Nathaniel Morales
No, not Black Leaf! No, no!
Cameron Gomez
>that comic
American Christianity is so wacky and dumb
Charles Watson
>Implying you didn't just finish implying Luther didn't cut out anything from the Bible.
>Implying you've ever even read Maccabees.
>Implying one fucking non-divinly inspired monk should be able to make the call about what should be in the Bible
>Implying that he shouldn't have cut Revelations if he felt like cutting something out.
Maccabees is awesome. It's literally the most exciting two books in the bible after Genesis.
Luke Miller
So this is protestshit circlejerk, huh?
Your meme churches are falling, while HOLY APOSTOLIC CHURCH thrives
Austin Murphy
>stockholm
SWEDEN FUCKING YES
Alexander Long
You didn't see half of it
Josiah Ramirez
>cropped headline
Mmmm
Jonathan Evans
If non-divineöy inspired monks or priests can't make calls about faith, why is Pope allowed to exist and why were the clergy extorting people for indulgences?
Cameron Campbell
Maccabees is literally random Jewish propaganda written by [not Paul and no apostle at all, for that matter]. Keep drinking that kool aid.
William Reed
The Pope doesn't get to just pull shit out of the bible either. The Bible was canonized by a council of hundreds of men who each had more credentials than Martin Luther.
>Maybe if I keep grasping in the dark I will eventually say something relevant.
Maccabees is in the old testament, dumb ass. Of course the apostles didn't write them.
Thomas Cruz
The church of """"sweden"""" is hijacked by leftist and other cucks. That is a well know fact, but there is a church election next year, so perhaps SD will grow there to.
Nolan Ramirez
>you will never be a christkek and care about it's stupid denominations
feels good men
William Taylor
>be Catholic
>study the torah
>worship human idol who demands moneys
Liam Edwards
>worship human idol who demands moneys
You sure you aren't talking about Evangelicals there?
Josiah Baker
>Be protestant
>tell myself lies about the one holy catholic and apostolic church to convince myself that I'm not a heretic.
Sebastian Taylor
>be catholic
>convince myself that paying out the ass for a piece of paper that declares my sins forgiven is 5/5 practiceq
David Powell
>le ebin indulgences were a real thing maymay
Jeremiah Wright