Be atheist

>Be atheist
>Get executed

>Be gay
>Get executed

>Be Hindu (poo in the loo)
>Get executed

How can one country be so based? How can the degenerate west even compete?

Green Japan is best Japan

>walk outside
>get flooded
>die

>Be American
>Walk outside
>Pants get flooded in shit

>Be British
>Walk outside
>Get beheaded for not crossing the street in the Designated Sharia Crossing Zone

>Be American
>Say the "N word" in public
>get shot by dindu

>Be Brazilian
>Get bitten by mosquito
>Head shrivels up and you die

you made me Kek irl, my mum woke up and screamed at me. thx

>be american
>poop in the store
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA JUST FUCKING KILL ME

>be amurraycan
>eat burger
>life is shit being fat

>be Panama
>be non-country created so we could build a canal

>be american
>win the superbowl again
how can other countries even compete?

>Be American
>Walk outside
>Get mugged at gunpoint by Tyrone DeMarcus Jackson
>Call the police
>Police arrive and shoot you
>Go to hospital
>Insurance won't cover you
>Get in debt for $359,000USD
>Have to walk home because you have no public transport
>It takes 12 hours
>Arrive home with your pants covered in shit because you are so fat you didn't notice that your fart was actually you shitting out the hospital burger and fries (provided by McDonalds)
>Find your wife fucking your gardener Pablo Fernando Rodriguez Jr
>Divorce her
>She gets your kids, all your money, gets 90% of your wage as alimony and also says that you raped her (despite the fact you're so fat you literally cannot get an erection and even if you could you're circumcised penis means you get literally no pleasure out of sex)
>Get 25 to life in jail
>Arrive in prison
>Your cellmate is Tyrone
>He rapes you then shanks you
>You die

THE LAND OF THE FREE EVERYONE

>Be New Zealander
>suck yankee cock for free

>be Panama
>Who?

Its not like you're wrong user,

it doesn't even matter
the same Jews that control the US also control NZ
We have no choice, zikafriend

THIS IS GOLD

>Be muzz
>Immediately fail at life
Still, they are better than NEETS because they never has a chance

>Be Cambodian
>Read a book
>Get executed

That was 40 years ago, bong. Read a book.

>Be British
>Be France's bitch

>Be Dindu
>travel to argentina

>Be Brazilian
>Speak aganist Government corruption
>Get shot by drug cartel

Bongladeshi Muslims are the ugliest, most savage animals on the planet next to Pakis.

Please, Shiva, annihilate these fishfaced monkeys and their pedophile-worshipping, goat-fucking friends wherever they exist.

>be new zealand
>win super rugby again
>win the rugby championship again
>win the rugby world cup again
how can other countries even compete?

>Black Africans are above average, reaching britbong levels and being superior to Pakis (not hard though)
>African Americans are niggers

Muslims are far below niggers. I'd much rather be surrounded by African Americans than the lowest form of humanity (if you can call it that).

With any luck they'll all be underwater in 10 years.

>be bangladeshi
>kill 40,000 rats
>get small color tv

>be bangladeshi
>get water from a well
>it contains arsenic

Kek'd so hard. Noice.

>Black'd BBC

>be american
>go to movies
>get shot by crazy white boy

>latino gangs are biggest gangs in america
ms13 must be tame to you savages

>be japanese
>go home to waifu
>raped by tentacle monster

>be Finnish
>wake ups in finland
>kills self cuz born in finland

I need to know where to buy one of these.

That pic is fake

So is yours

>be me
>tfw no japanese gf

Because you haven't made friends with any nice/cool Pakis, and because you are bigoted, you probably aren't going to because there "aren't any" even if you consider yourself to be open to the idea.

There's not really anything that can change this except for actual exposure to lots of people in a wide range of settings and levels of society, i.e. not just knowing some random Pakistanis here and there who are mostly nobodies to you, and basing your judgement of Pakistanis off of that.

Also since you are probably talking about illegal Pakistanis (and pakis) in the US, you're probably also going to need to develop and understanding/familiarity of the particular circumstances of their economic situation back in Pakistan that has driven them here, to really be able to see them as individual people rather than an incomprehensible mass of "Pakis".

Finally, you need to separate the idea of someone being born in the US/Britain to Pakistani parents, illegals or not, and someone who embodies whatever your concept of "Paki" might be and not automatically associate the two, and also not automatically assume that paki = muh aztlan.

By browsing this board you should be able to grasp the idea that anyone from anywhere in the world can be breddy intelligent and cool to talk to and it's not dependant on their nationality or race, but rather more on factors like their income and education level.

>copy but legit pasta