>be brit
>get hit
>be dane
>get maimed
>be jap
>take a slap
>be greek
>do not speak
>be rus
>under the bus
>be brit
>get hit
>be dane
>get maimed
>be jap
>take a slap
>be greek
>do not speak
>be rus
>under the bus
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>be finn
>get your shit pushed in
>Be Kiwi
>be Frances, America's and Australia's favourite punching bag
>be finn
>into the bin
i like yours better
>be canuck
>kill yourself out of embarrasment
>be finn
>get slit
>be unitedstatesian
>get your face kicked in
Should be
>be dane
>feel the pain
>be jew
>ew
>be burger
>get murdered
>be jew
>turn into glue
>be vink
>into kitchen sink
#played
>be swede
>bleed
>be a finn
>get your face smashed in
that wasnt very nice.
>be american
>get shot
>be swede
>for migrant cock you plead
>rus
>"russ"
no, it sounds like "rooss"
rus rhymes with juice
cringe
>be from londonistan
>elect the muslim kahn
>be Pole
>live in a shithole
bus also sounds like booss
>be yank
>get spank'd
>a yank
>in walmart he stank
>be amerilard
>shart in the mart
that doesn't work
>be ameritard
>get allahu ackbar'd
better?
>be tunisian
>fail at making a pun
ironic desu
yes,
>be brit
>eat shit
>be swede
>get kneed
>be Scot
>get shot
>be pole
i hate this board
always with the shitty banter trying to communicate
'wewew guys were so cool and down to earth we make jokes with one another hehee'
fuck off, this is exactly the kind of people i try to ignore in real life, constantly talking and having 'fun' with each other
it's not funny and you know it, you're just trying to be cool, a bro, a dude or whatever you kids call it these days
>be Sup Forums
>get /lit/
>Pretending to be old
>Lying on the internet
Why u do dis?
Are you autistic, jens?
>Be Den
>Shit pushed in
>be Sweden
>get peed in
>be Canuck
>shit out of luck
>be turk
>everyone thinks you're a jerk
>be Yemen
>like men
>be brit
>eat shit
>be Iraq
>always gettin flak
>be dane
>you'll know pain
>be dane
>nothin' left but stain
>be dane
>dissolve in the rain
>be dane
>under the train
>be finn
>get blacked
:3
>be finn
>drink gin
>be finn
>play violin
>be finn
>pee on skin
>be finn
>die to dark lord gyndolyn
>be finn
>get popped on the chin
>be finn
>never win
>be finn
>'Fin'
>be Dutch
>use crutch
Savage tbfh
>control f
>Spain
>None
Thank god
>be american
>cuck a married man
>be spain
>lack of brain
Naw you can't touch us
>be Mexican
>
>be yank
>of lowest rank
>be seppo
>fat like a hippo
>be american
>crave to be an irishman
>be Dutch
>get punched
roast please
>be spanish
>take damage
>be Spain
>have the rain fall mainly on the plain
best one tbdesu
>be finn
>put in bin
>be american lard
>get outrhymed by finnish tard
>be bogan
>get broken
>be abbo
>same as gyppo
>be australian
>not even mammalian
>be australian
>not even mammalian
>be Estonian
>is like Finland without the fun
What the fuck?
>not even mammalian
>be turk
>always a lurk
>be fin
>in a bin
>Be turk
>Be turk
Best one so far.
>be american
>be retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
>be kraut
>get proud
You got a problem fuckboii?
wew lad
>be kraut
>I'll knock you out
>be jerry
>leave in a hurry
>be german
>all vermin
these citations are humorous because they rhyme in context of violence
kill yourself my man
greatest ally
Be a serb
Be acerb
>live in croatia
>commence in fellatio
>be Australia
>always have malaria
?
>be french
>get hit with wrench
>be fin
>get annexed by putin
solid.
Bring it on, bois
>be Ruskie
>get eaten by Siberian Husky
Do your best
>be spic
>someone hurls a brick
>be salvadoran
>be beaten with quran
>be sudaca
>get shot with bazooka