Be brit

>be brit
>get hit

>be dane
>get maimed

>be jap
>take a slap

>be greek
>do not speak

>be rus
>under the bus

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>be finn
>get your shit pushed in

>Be Kiwi
>be Frances, America's and Australia's favourite punching bag

>be finn
>into the bin

i like yours better

>be canuck
>kill yourself out of embarrasment

>be finn
>get slit

>be unitedstatesian
>get your face kicked in

Should be
>be dane
>feel the pain

>be jew
>ew

>be burger
>get murdered

>be jew
>turn into glue

>be vink
>into kitchen sink

#played

>be swede
>bleed

>be a finn
>get your face smashed in

that wasnt very nice.

>be american
>get shot

>be swede
>for migrant cock you plead

>rus
>"russ"

no, it sounds like "rooss"

rus rhymes with juice

cringe

>be from londonistan
>elect the muslim kahn

>be Pole
>live in a shithole

bus also sounds like booss

>be yank
>get spank'd

>a yank
>in walmart he stank

>be amerilard
>shart in the mart

that doesn't work

>be ameritard
>get allahu ackbar'd
better?

>be tunisian
>fail at making a pun

ironic desu

yes,

>be brit
>eat shit

>be swede
>get kneed

>be Scot
>get shot

>be pole

i hate this board
always with the shitty banter trying to communicate
'wewew guys were so cool and down to earth we make jokes with one another hehee'

fuck off, this is exactly the kind of people i try to ignore in real life, constantly talking and having 'fun' with each other

it's not funny and you know it, you're just trying to be cool, a bro, a dude or whatever you kids call it these days

>be Sup Forums
>get /lit/

>Pretending to be old
>Lying on the internet
Why u do dis?

Are you autistic, jens?

>Be Den
>Shit pushed in

>be Sweden
>get peed in

>be Canuck
>shit out of luck

>be turk
>everyone thinks you're a jerk

>be Yemen
>like men

>be brit
>eat shit

>be Iraq
>always gettin flak

>be dane
>you'll know pain

>be dane
>nothin' left but stain

>be dane
>dissolve in the rain

>be dane
>under the train

>be finn
>get blacked

:3

>be finn
>drink gin

>be finn
>play violin

>be finn
>pee on skin

>be finn
>die to dark lord gyndolyn

>be finn
>get popped on the chin

>be finn
>never win

>be finn
>'Fin'

>be Dutch
>use crutch

Savage tbfh

>control f
>Spain
>None

Thank god

>be american
>cuck a married man

>be spain
>lack of brain

Naw you can't touch us

>be Mexican
>

>be yank
>of lowest rank

>be seppo
>fat like a hippo

>be american
>crave to be an irishman

>be Dutch
>get punched

>be Dutch
>get touched
dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2016/06/dutch-woman-arrested-in-qatar-after-claiming-rape/

roast please

>be spanish
>take damage

>be Spain
>have the rain fall mainly on the plain

best one tbdesu

>be finn
>put in bin

>be american lard
>get outrhymed by finnish tard

>be bogan
>get broken

>be abbo
>same as gyppo

>be australian
>not even mammalian

>be australian
>not even mammalian

>be Estonian
>is like Finland without the fun

What the fuck?

>not even mammalian

>be turk
>always a lurk

>be fin
>in a bin

>Be turk
>Be turk

Best one so far.

>be american
>be retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

>be kraut
>get proud

You got a problem fuckboii?

wew lad

>be kraut
>I'll knock you out

>be jerry
>leave in a hurry

>be german
>all vermin

these citations are humorous because they rhyme in context of violence

kill yourself my man

greatest ally

Be a serb
Be acerb

>live in croatia
>commence in fellatio

>be Australia
>always have malaria

?

>be french
>get hit with wrench

>be fin
>get annexed by putin

solid.

Bring it on, bois

>be Ruskie
>get eaten by Siberian Husky

Do your best

>be spic
>someone hurls a brick

>be salvadoran
>be beaten with quran

>be sudaca
>get shot with bazooka