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Snorlax wakes up

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Reminder to go to church tomorrow to improve your Judeo Christian values

Go to sleep snorlax

Snorlax will fuck your shit up

Stop the Sup Forums-shit and start posting qts.

These are standard softwares used which are mostly from adobe:

> entry levels : Photoshop/ illustrator

> mid levels : Flash or animate / after effects/ premiere.

> very in demand literacy: Autodesk Maya/ 3dsmax. Zbrush

You can get in with just using photoshop and illustrator as long as you pass the art test after you showed them your portfolio and you got called to do so.

Got curious enough to google but I see your point.

I dig her skin tone more tho.

no thanks, I'm not into anal.

Any recommendations for an indie movie tonight?

She's pretty ugly but still pretty cute in my eyes.

Tfw not asean

Rate :3

That's also what made her cute and unique but she's getting whiter and whiter. Fuck white = beauty.

*fixed

I just realized me and Liza Soberano has almost 8 years age gap.


Feels bad that a girl of my age are used goods at this point

>she's getting whiter and whiter.
Pls no

Brown Liza must triumph. Body shame her or something.

Thanks, CEO-san! Can't wait to get scream at by clients/boss next year.

no problem. hope you don't get off the ride that fast.

Nothing wrong getting laid off fast

I got kicked out by a company even before I became a regular employee because I don't want to deal with loads of bullshit

I'll try my best. If not, back to 9-5 desk job for me.

psot more liza

Stop inducing lewd posts

You do it,

Don't want to explain why I have many Liza pics to the GF.

Software salesman?

>GF


Fuck you too, your liberalism is shit and you don't even get to experience hardship, not to mention didn't you say you travel to Europe to learn something? Well you don't live here anyway, so what do you know about this country? Your opinion is immediately invalid by the time Sup Forums emitted your posts because you know nothing. NOTHING.

Liza's Malay doppelganger

Thick Soberano, Best Soberano

>pasty
Truly a lesser specimen.

dis nigga

I would settle for the "Normies, reeee" reaction, but seriously? Ad Homs?

gasket popped

can someone explain this?
I love this song but don't have any ideas
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In my opinion, those with bf or gf are worse the druggies and should get shot for being impure bastards they are

How's it going, wagecucks? :^)

Oh japan

You make lots of hentais and JAVs yourself

Literally everyone's favorite ringtone back in early 2000s

Are you going to Australia to engage in stock market?

>upside down picture
You can't hide behind a proxy aussie

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HAYEK
A
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Tell her to roleplay as Lisa next time you have sex.

>dat mammary envy

ang ganda mo ate. how to be you po?

>yfw she will get Dan Schneider'd by a top executive in ABS CBN

>implying that hasn't happened yet

Is that Nose-chan 0.5?

I don't know but it's bound to happen just like what happened to Heart Evangelista when after she broke up with Jericho Rosales

She can only stop being Dan Schneider'd by Mr. K of ABS CBN only if she stops getting involved in showbiz industry right now.

thank you
I hope more information....

wew a heretic in /asean/ i bet you like liu bei too

youtube.com/watch?v=nYpJ37ulsnk

what happened?

kek's, he laughs like a friend of mine.

Mr. K often invites Heart Evangelista into his house to stay overnight, he even bought her a car. He was literally her sugar daddy.

It's literally the dirty side of showbiz that corrupts the actors and actresses m8, actors do drugs and actresses sell their bodies. This is an open secret

Huh...I've always thought Cow Cow is the true good guy compared to Liu Bei

Literal translation is "Your mother is a whore".
But it's used as "Fuck you"

real weirdnose-chan

>Chao Chao
>good guy

Literally a Chinese Hitler

>believing Dinasti Warriors propaganda

who's Mr. K? this is Sup Forums, no need to play coy

>Hilter
>not a good guy

I dont get it

why do we call her weird nose when we're all pango anyway?

Jovelyn pls...

She's got the skin tone though but not the nose.

Also better cheeks than Liza.

I don't know either, all I know is that he's one of the top guys in ABS and he often brings actresses into his house. That's it. Contractors call him Mr. K too so I just name him Mr. K.

I get to work side by side with ABS CBN because they host Mr. and Ms. Chinatown yearly and I get to talk to some of the event managers. The veterans in the company do drugs to keep them awake so they can work in wee hours of night, this also includes the actors but the worst offenders are the scaffolders.

But this was 4 years ago though, I never heard anything about ABS CBN since then because we thought they are bunch of scumbags to work with, especially Mr. K. We lost 200k worth of money because they cancelled their contract with us one week before performance at Mr/Ms Chinatown

actually I knew that "putang Ina mo" means but don't know "ay naku"
do you know singer who sang this song?
thanks, anyway

weird nose for a pale chinita

Is she pinay?

There's no literal translation it's a "sigh -.-" expression.

Mr. K is ngoyngoy

another bomb defused in davao, another went off in cotabato

is it habbenings yet

I assume it's one of the Lopezes though, but then again I have insufficient information

>year 2021 - 5
>toaster camera
wew

he doesn't like grills

>tfw kaplog won't load properly


wew I'm out of pinay porn sites

This kind of tryharding is alot more cringe

loreeeeeeeeenz nasaan ka na

someday when i get married i would spent a lot of time with her at the gym and encourage her to squat a lot coz its gud for health when im actually want her to develop tht Goddess Figure

Up to you if you believe or not, I just answered what I know.


Fuck off to reddit, noytard

Lmao never thought dutdutfags would do celeb connection role play

This worst than collegeshit fagging

oh, thanks

you guys like weird nose?
I recommend this one

Actress selling their bodies is old news though

poteto nose

I know like the mocha girls and shit

But the adherence for abs and accusation of noytards just gives the shilling away

did you copy that from reddit?

This the kind of gossip shit would see on fb

>you guys like weird nose?
She's a meme.

You*

You're literally the narrow minded noytard shitposting with his reddit memes


Or am I wrong?

>tfw angry noytards/drugdealers/terrorist is targeting davao and manila is safe from bombs
THANKS DUTS

>mocha girls
>actresses
they're basically high profile prostitutes

I wonder if that's the guy whose calling for unity in that other thread

That would be hilarious

Who's next Ellen adarna doing drugs with dutduts son lmao

>started off as a peaceful waifu thread
>DUTDUTTARD
>ABNOYTARD
Thread ruined.

The celebrity bullshit is fun tho

Here comes the bisdak redditards shitposting about separation and anti-government post again


Lmao the closed loop thinking never stops

They are alsa masa targeting and bombing drug dealers and addicts in Davao

So its all good

Lmao Marcos still fucking us up linking this to reddit

Hmmm

a marcos supporter that hates duterte?
hmmm

or a ironic marcos supporter that secretly supports abnoy and that hates duterte

rangeban pinoys when? holy shit guys /asean/ is beyond saving when will u guys stop shilling this thread to the wrong attention?

>lord mengde
>chinese hitler

kys

A pro Marcos, duterte supporter

top lmao so butthurt he had to tell reddit

Yeah. We're like five years, before I even studied here.

Hungarian women are fucking hot though,it's a daily struggle.

low level irony