Ask a Canadian in Brazil sitting at a family breakfast and doesn't understand much Portuguese anything

Ask a Canadian in Brazil sitting at a family breakfast and doesn't understand much Portuguese anything.

Why are you being such a rude cunt by being on your phone and looking for attention on Sup Forums instead of trying to breach the language barrier and communicate with your hosts?
Faggot.

Because I'm retarded and Portuguese is hard, and it's al women except me and they are talking too fast and not including me in on anything. Also I'm a faggot.

>and it's al women except me

You're surrounded by Brazilian women and you'd rather be on Sup Forums instead of talking with them?

I don't care if they're your family, famalamadingdong. Fuck one of your BR cousins or at the very LEAST get them to hook you up with one of their friends.

Tough break l, user. Still, just focus on your food, then excuse yourself: that's not a fun situation to be in.

Its the family of my gf, and they don't speak or understand English at all, nobody understands English in Brazil it seems. My gf speaks English but she's caught up in gossip so I retreated to the balcony.Yeah not at all, no matter the country, I'm surrounded.

View from the balcony

Are they fuggable?

uma folha porra

Where is that? Rio?

They're all older except my gf, and no not posting pics of them, sorry

No, Sao Vicente

learn portuguese you aspie. I find it funny that you would even consider that everyone spoke english here

>leaf cant handle social situations

have you gone to ilha porchat or emissário in santos?

I only began learning 2 weeks before I came here but I'm an aspie yes, and most of my company is women. I didn't expect anyone would speak English 2bh. I'm enjoying my time here regardless of lack of social situations

is this burger

does brazil have burger for breakfast

I've been to the emissário, not porchat island yet but maybe today. Where are you from?

Looks like grilled cheese or an omelette or something.

OP should clarify, not even I'm sure what it is.

Santos hue but I am in Curitiba right now. Ilha Porchat is amazing especially at sunsets/sunrises. Also Gonzaguinha beach and other places are really cool

It's a grilled cheese sandwich, Prato cheese, cream cheese, toscana, olive oil, it's delicious

Does your name begin with an F?

nope

yeah I rememeber talking to you before, I've been around Santos and
Gonzaguinha beach, beautiful places, Sao Vicente beach is dirty compared to santos beach. Any other recommendations?

Sorry then. I mistook you for someone else.

>tfw Brazilians make better grilled cheese sandwiches than Americans

Op here, sorry mistake on the sandwich, omelette with Tuscana, cream cheese, bacon, olive oil, tomato and oregano.

>olive oil
Paulistas as usual spamming olive oil everywhere they can.

Also, OP, how many times did you eat pizza with them?

Oh caralho. Há alguma coisa de errado com azeite?

>Is there something wrong with olive oil?
Nothing, but I've noticed Paulistas spam it everywhere. (You guys too.)

Damn straight.

POO IN BIN?

How do you like it? I've always heard that it's kinda shitty there tbqh.

>Sao Vicente
What is the weather like there? It's winter so are you wearing summer clothing or long jeans and sweaters etc. ?

GO HOME WE ARE FULL

>Paulistas spam it everywhere
ORIUNDI my friend

go to Guarujá it is so beautiful that is known as the pearl of the Atlantic

It's so awkward when people are having a very in depth conversation and you can't even begin to follow. I'm not even that autistic but I don't know what to do. Is it okay to just zone out and play with my phone or do I try to follow the conversation despite understanding 1 in 100 words.

source?

Oriundi from Terronia and Centralia, cazzo. (Venetians use butter)

>all this torture for a piece of vagina
>first worlders autists

OP is visiting the family of someone he likes. Not of a "piece of vagina" - by the way, this is the reason lots of you guys end stuck in those cringeworthy "y no gf" throds.