What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 10x

Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep

Upload myself inside her body and become a loli robot hooker for fat bald men in japan.

makeup and anti-dust static field: off

I'm married

lol too bad

illlllyyyyyaaa

Prostitutes is illegal

I would be a health professional for fat faceless old men don't worry.
As long as you pass it as a massage for stress relief it's not prostitution and they could fuck my robot loli pussy.

nuh uh
I'm going to remember you made this post and make sure you get arrested

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

study thoroughly the user's manual, and apply for an extended guarantee, before unboxing it
how long are these things supposed to last anyway?

Check to see if the toes are individually addressable.

Like 150 years without maintenance or charging but she self maintains and collects resources anyway so pretty much forever

That sounds like a waste of money, user.

uh oh

>this will never happen
Where's the rope?

Me and my wife have already agreed that if sex robots ever become a real we will get one to have threesomes with.

Nah user, maybe not in the next 10-15 years but this isn't a question of if but when. I'd say that we most likely nail ai withing the next 30 years or so. It may never be concisus but it will be smart enough to fool you into believing it is. This is also the hardest part. Everything else is just machinery. The power supply may be an issue but I believe that there will be at the very least room-wide wireless charging and that may solve the issue, at least for home use.

Also don't forget that we make breakthrough medical advancements every year. So it's more than likekly that you'll stick around when adnroid gfs take over.

still cute, you got high standards

The sad part is that I actually already experienced a lot of the stuff OP mentioned but it all fell apart and it was years ago and I'm still sad about it

I'll find your Android gf and feed her this stale pasta

tell her humanity is stuck on the moon and that organic life on earth are the enemy

endless lullz

Pray that she doesn't get taken away from me by govt agents, and that my wife gets along with her.

>What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Flash the AOSP firmware made by pajeet, then "root" her. If you know what I mean.

It will probably end like in Blade Runner 2049

yeah tsuruko is the cutest great post

noooo

download a core dump of ted kasinsky and run 10 billion concurrent simulations of him experiencing our cyberpunk nightmare

lol

Don't worry user, it will be fine

thats one of the cutest pics

I would cuddle with her all the time
That's everything I want

i want to nakadashi liyu

fug her

reEEEEEEEEEeeee

huh? thats still top tier nigga

yes

i want to believe, but since i live in the 3rd world, i'm pretty sure i'll be long dead before this technology become affordable for someone like me.

you'll probably have your house raided and be murdered to death by chadbots while i relaxing with my android gf in the hot-tub

Pair program?

she sits on my lap and watches me code to catch mistakes and make suggestions all time and keeps me warm too

credit to the trap poster

>smaller version that uses less material
>more expensive
Every fucking time.

Manufacturing costs don't scale down when you make smaller batches of product for the niche weeaboo pedo market.

lolol

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How many times have we had this fucking thread

like 2?

It sounds so stupid but I want it
God knows I couldn't deal with a real woman.

plwhy hasn't this faggot been banned for spam? he's been at it for years posting the same damn threads with the same damn oats and images.
avatarfagging is clearly against global rules, and it's offtopic shite.
it belongs in /jp/, /trash/ or Sup Forums

Its not avatar gfs it's Android gfs

>pretending to be retarded
posting the same images = avatartfagigging, like in an old bulletin type forum

I really like cute girls

What?

(｡>﹏

rudetbh

Even better than before!

wow Sup Forums loves tsuruko now!!

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Is that the same person in op's picture?

no its this person:

Wonder what the other one looks like without makeup.

idk I think she just naturally looks like that

>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway


indeed.

there's a computer named IAM wants a brief word with you.

How much do you guys weight? Guessing you guys are fat fucks right?

my liyu robo gf will be like 220lb from all the solid state electronics and nanobots and stuff and my imouto robot gf will be like 100lb

nice

I just want someone to hug that isn't a vapid cunt.

Average.

I am a fat fuck around who weighs around 0.1 tonne.

Skinny fat neet.

>>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
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