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Olivia Cooke edition

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>early
Absolute spastic

korean pop

2 more sleeps till the missus comes over

she is beautiful in Bates Motel

(((/brit/)))

Gary Glitter - Rock and Roll (Part 1 & 2) youtube.com/watch?v=BIsbD0l_bEg

Now say what you want about this nonce, his glam rock music was fecking good.

•:*¨°•.¸.• * -:¦:- JAmess :D * -:¦:- *•.¸.•°¨*:•

Genuinely worried if I get in a relationship with a girl again ill be just as violent and abusive as last time aha

they should expect that if they get into a relationship with an irishman

classic mick

nipslip

worried if i got one id be cucked or at least be constantly paranoid about it

complete opposite mate
you're going to be as gentle as possible. maybe too gentle even

the sky is reddish white quite good

Gonna have a bath. Its gonna be sick

any pakis here kusmeh

She's better than kpop tbqh

Sup Forums janitors should have footballer wages x

cheated on the gf last night and I regret it so much.
hiding under the blankets

mate he was huge in his day, in the 90s when he made his comeback he was selling out massive tours. his shows were considered somethign worth going to.

dunno how people get so riled up by their gf's they would hit them
never even got close
maybe if she cheated on you or something

hoping I die in my sleep tonight wish me luck

>shared ownership

do estate agents think im that stupid?

No regrets, just std checkups now

why does everything sweden post always contain something blacked or cuck related?

what the fuck is honestly wrong with swedish posters?

My oneitis got pregnant, she gave me a blowjob last week and I think I might be the father

eye twitched all of yesterday and it's still twitching now
JUST

repost for more you's

do people actually get std checkups?

buzzkenya.com/sorence-owiti-opiyo-kisumu-manhood-size/

didn't have sex just kissing and fondling on the dance floor.
still feel really bad

Caterwauling at this

youtube.com/watch?v=_nasyNjbhtU

>he doesn't have them filtered
hmm
why?

the weak should fear the strong

forgot I had to do it too fuck
but nothing's been wrong since then.

proxies I'm guessing. sweden is of course bad but not that bad

kawaii desu

>The Libertines were shit

Don't. That's not cheating unless you get caught. Your gf is probably doing the same.

*downloads a dbz winamp skin while watching channel u*

didn't get pubes until I was 15 Tbh

A woman touched my hand and now she's pregnant. Could I be the father?

hmm just a kiss

what didnt you understand about them?

*rips out a bushel of pubes from my loins and throws them in your eyes*
HA!

The fucking state of Izzard

thesun.co.uk/news/1721323/eddie-izzard-chases-thief-down-street-in-high-heels-after-his-pink-beret-is-snatched-at-pro-eu-rally/

Should've been circumcised at birth.

my eyes are permanenly bloodshot suddenly for some reason

I mean I'm on my pc 15 hours a day but I've done this 10 years so idk why now

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footballers should get bankers bonuses

dr whooooooooooooooooooo

dr who!

dr whoooooooooooooooooooooo

the tardis

>gf not logging into msn as agreed

imagine a girl being totally devoted to you

bloody hell

best mates sister recently turned 15 and good god does she have a cracking rack and arse

feeling a bit noncy now, doesnt feel good

did you sneeze? can cause weird bloodshot and blood filled eyes.

>The Libertines were good

"yes that'll be £200k for 50% ownership - absolute bargain for a young bachelor such as yourself!"

not a fan of him but not really on nicking his stuff Tbh

boss says if I show up to work in my Evil Shredder outfit one more time he's demoting me to the frozen food aisles

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>tfw 25 years old
>barely any body hair
>can still only grow teenager tier bumfluff facial hair on chin and above lip
>7.3 inch cock

really elicits a ponder

200 years ago she'd be married with 2 kids already. age of consent laws are totally random and artificial

Karen isn't even British, she's half Japanese. And plus she lives in Japan and takes gook dong.

detle

Fuc off fegit

ah yes a junkie who was off his tits 24/7 had the mental capacity to make enjoyable and legible music

fat as fuck arms and lurch shoulders

I've had it for 2 weeks or so now, it definitely becomes less visible after I'm off the pc for a while but I doubt it's caused by a sneeze.

Is this poleaboo

who this now? sounds like death grips

>age of consent laws are totally random and artificial
but enforced, and thats the bit that counts.

>go on 1 date with a girl
>goes well and we decide on another
>between dates she kisses someone
is this alright lads?

I wish I had your problem. Facial hair looks shit on me. Mainly cus it's ginger.

everyone in the music industry

Feel like playing a videogame but cannot decide which videogame to play.

>use mobile data
>get Poleaboo's IP and his ban

fucking despise this paki why can't he just wait out his fucking ban

fuck off closet nonce
im 25 and im not deluded enough to think me bonking her would be anything but pedophilia

nonce.

Leave pete alone

[b][c=13]it's ya boy dave[/b][/c]

(L)emily(L) (Y)jack(Y)tommy(Y)jake (Y) (N)abdul (N):@:@

count your blessings

i thought having lots of facial hair would be cool but when mine came through all at once i realised it was shit

have to shave every other day just to keep it down

*becomes a PUA*
*dedicates my life to the study of daygame vs nightgame*

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Animeposters, kpop posters and karenposters are legitimately insufferable people whom need to be shot

she's a common slag lad just use her for a quick shag then get out of there

2000 years ago I'd batter you round the head and dump your body in a ditch by the road for this post and nobody would care. Murder laws are totally random and artificial.

Genuinely reporting you to the authorities for this post.

sounds like every decent musician ever

I like her but

I'm afraid, for me, that is literally unimaginable

Pretty sure cock length has nothing to do with test levels m8

>Animeposters, kpop posters and karenposters are legitimately insufferable people whom need to be shot

could be dry eyes then, get some eye drops or speak to your pharmacist, should you have one on your staff. I sneezed once so badly i burst the bloodvessels in my eyes like pic

fucking PISSING rain jesus`

not really. there's hundreds of underage girls falling pregnant every year to older guys and only a tiny fraction are even investigated, never mind prosecuted.