Are you poor or something?

Are you poor or something?

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I think I've seen this guy in a JAV video.

>starfucks
I, unlike you as it seems, am not ameritard.

They have starbucks in Norway too.

what an awful gimmick

sause?

Nah goro is older

I should have called it starvebucks. Missed opportunity :(

cuck

The Chinese alternative.

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Really wakes you up in the morning.

Do millennials not know how to use a microwave?

Microwaves are a zionist trick to overthrow the white man by spreading brain cancer in american kitchens

>Be Dane and Turk Half Breed
>Turk father warmed his Chai-Tea in the microwave every night
>He has now been brainwashed to become jewish.
is there something they can't do?

>living in Africa/middle east
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

Ukraine, actually. Happy we don't have that garbage here.

>my country marked as STARBUCK'd
>there's literally one single coffee in the capitol
gotta love the technicalities

>turk father, nordic mother
hehe..

But aren't they opening new branch on Crimea?

Oh, wait...

Microwaving is not controlled head, will burnt your coffee

Stop namefagging any time

They're not even starbucks coffee, they're just involved in distribution

Didn't AvE review a mug that did this same shit but way better than this crap since it was way bigger? Or was it big clive?

>japanese adult video video

No

so....it's just a hot plate with a battery?

fucking why?

Yes

perfect genes to be honest. Having the masculinity of a Turk, and the looks of a Nordic.

More like the timidness of a modern nord and the ugliness of a turkroach

I watched the video:
>uses dishwasher (most useless invention in the history)
>ain't got time for that meme
>not going to hand wash a mug

Is this the definition of a soyboy numale cuck?

Coffee turns sludgy and nasty when you keep it heated for hours.
The battery only lasts 2 hours? What a waste.
8 oz is nothing, my regular mug is twice that dude.
Why does this even need Bluetooth and a phone app?
Why couldn't the temp gauge be built into the plate?
He doesn't even mention that you have to make an account in the app before you can use your shitty electronic mug.
Do you not get any funding in SV if your product doesn't require an internet connection?

is that way my dearest user.

dont mind me just a test

>Do you not get any funding in SV if your product doesn't require an internet connection?

no shit?
the whole point is to collect a lot of shitty data to train neural networks to come up with nextgen lifestyle advertising. to not have an internet connection + nonfree botnet phone app is just uncool in 2018.

Dræb dig selv

why does that dude look like he's almost old enough to retire

>thinking $80 is a lot
lol are you poor something

>brew coffee directly into a zojirushi mug
>stays hot
>don't need to continuously cook my drink after brewing
meanwhile millennials complain they don't have any savings, but at least their coffee stays at 94C

Yep, fuck Starbucks, now let's go get some coffee at the bomb shelter.

Sounds good enough to me. Let's go ^^