Australia

t. butthurt leaf

Because we're smarter and better educated than you are.

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

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YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO SHARTS IN A MART WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SHARTS
IS IN MARTS, LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
SHART IN HOUSE, WITH A SHART LITTLE WINDOW
AND A SHART CORVETTE, AND EVERYTHING IS SHART FOR HIM
AND HIMSELF, AND EVERY MART AROUND
CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NO TOILETS TO SHIT IN

I'M POO, I WOULD KNEEL AND THEN SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
I WOULD KNEEL AND THEN SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
I WOULD KNEEL AND THEN SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
I WOULD KNEEL AND THEN SHART

I'M POO, DO A PEE AND A SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
DO A PEE AND A SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
DO A PEE AND A SHART
NUMBER TWO IN THE MART
DO A PEE AND A SHART

>be american
>shart in mart

to hell with you, poortherner italiANO

>NZ
>LOTR
>Cultural relevance
>used in same sentence

OI LEAF, STOP THAT, Stralia is the more relevant one

Nigga the Chinese are the smartest and most educated motherfuckers on earth and yet where are they on the HDI scale

On average they're smarter, but there culture and country is simply inferior