/brit/

Plastic fiver hype edition
>8 days
thenewfiver.co.uk

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i want to have a wank but i might be getting sex on tuesday & i want to cover her in my cum

is two days enough to save up a good load? i generally have a good amount of semen when i cum but its been a week since ive wanked so ill cum buckets next time i cum

Generals are cancer

Is everyone ripping off canada's bills now?

Asuka.

watch the new fiver video

very juicy

>plastic money
thats it this country has officially gone to the dogs

>Generals are cancer

good post

annie

great post

Open relationship or your gf is a cuckquean?

*gets sand in your eyes*

this is what /brit/ has become

still watching ip man
he's trying to avoid fighting the general bloke
rather hope his family doesn't die

>test

asuka high test confirmed

>why yes I am in favour of plastic money

>that video
actually quite impressive

fairly sure the greens would be against plastics and maybe even the concept of money

would be spooked encountering that granola in the woods desu

what are the arguments against plastic money? I genuinly havnt heard them

i swear lads the amount of times ive wanked to them is unreal

Why would any sane person not be in favour of plastic money?

>Churchil
getting REAL tired of these misogynists in power

Gay as fuck

A good approach is being very confident and decisive in proposing things, e.g. instead of asking if she wants to or is available to meet up or consulting a girl on the time and place just tell her where and when you should meet up.

This has two advantages. First, the confidence is in itself attractive. Second, if she is interested in you but genuinely can't make it, she will typically try to come up with an alternative time/place to not lose the opportunity. If she's not interested in you she will just refuse and you can move on to another target right there.

I feel like my taxes are being wasted on this site and all the related crap.

Go on copy pasta this with a fedora, you know you want to

change is scary
im worried it wont feel nice to touch and won't sit in my wallet nicely
will i be able to roll it up for activities?

hmmmm ahhhhh yessss

convinced me

plastic money

hmm that right. british Government shame on you

many refugees out there dying and starving and many africans starving .... but plastic money is your only worry... .
shame british goverment

>Getting your willy sucked by a random girl you will never meet again isn't really adultery

Bet you wouldn't be so nonchalant about things if it was your gf sucking some random backpacker's willy

Ip Man just beat up a load of robbers.

*walks towards you at an alarming pace*

BACK THE FUCK OFF

Ive basically ruined the k-ons at this point by fappin to so much doujinshi, i just cant see them as anything other then used up whores.

Will it be easier or harder to snort Charlie with that?

I know a normie that once told me he shagged a girl that wasn't his gf but he genuinely didn't think it was cheating because he wore a condom.

Normal relationship.

The issue never came up, does your gf pester you about whether you cheated on her or not every time you go out with the lads?

Still waiting Nige.

Where are the waifus?

>many refugees out there dying and starving and many africans starving .... but plastic money is your only worry... .

So the brits are switching to the plastic money too now?

hi

NIGGER!!!!!!!

Reminder that plastic money is literally a UN globalist elite conspiracy

only 1 note

the rest will come in the coming years

that's a little bit weird to say you're never going to tell her what happened at the bachelor party though. it's like you're going there intended to get laid

thinking of starting a gimmick that when I see a post with a picture of a woman or women regardless of context I would post that picture of a dog puking

pretty much the same, but they're used up whores i'd shag any day

>tfw a girl I dated once cheated on me while I was at uni

The first fucking holiday I was at home she told me this shit
Ruined my Christmas
Told her to fuck off

I wouldn't. Men and women are different. Sexual experience does not diminish the value of a man as a mate like it does for a woman.

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non whites dying is only a good thing

will plastic notes stil stink of cocaine?

YER DA YER DA YER DA SELLS AVON

youtu.be/WT-RCHoHz20

Yes. £5 in 8 days, £10 in summer 2017, £20 by 2020.

sneezed really violently and now i taste blood in my throat

hope you told everyone she knew
the only way these subhumans will stop is through shaming

>Sexual experience does not diminish the value of a man as a mate like it does for a woman.

Probably not.

...

That's sort of how they did it here too. They phased one or two in, then the rest spilled in over the years. Now they just work on cycling the old bills out of the system.

They're pretty decent. Bit odd to get used to different texture at first, but they look cool.

it's about 90% of what i wank to

i watch 3d every now and then to spice things up a bit

It's a perfectly normal thing to say. It's a exclusive party for men and none of her business.

I'm so cool

car cox is class desu

call the janitor I don't give a fuck

tempted to buy a wig and a dress purely so I can sit in my room and feel cute x

Why is every other thread about fucking Finland

nice willy is it yours?

how do they introduce new money into the system

who do they give it to first?

feel bad for any cut penis out there desu

>he will literally clean up my digital mess FOR FREE

>this user trying to justify cheating has successfully fooled himself into his own bullshit

damn i wish i could harness that level of delusion to believe i deserve to have a gf

Same just because mugi has a part time job, mio enjoys being abused by old men, ritsu gets fucked by all her brothers mates, yui is a retard who'll fuck anything and azunyan fuck all her school mates after the rest graduate id still smash each and everyone of them desu

the bankers

not even memeing

>shaving your pubes
gay

feel bad for any uncut penis out there desu

wish i was endowed with very, very, very big hands

royal family

One thing I do envy about Americuts is their head always looks clearer than mine.

My head doesn't have smegma on it but it has these lines on it.

You know when you have a cutting board and there are sometimes scrapes from the knife?

That's what my head looks like.

...

not a fan of the new fiver

certainly not a fan of the new pound

the bankers

FOY

Why is circumcision so common in America? Thats such a strange phenomenon to me.

fan of both

why?

i could see this becoming a great gimmick

Me and the lads discussing the upcoming race war.

Bad education and religious dominance.

swear to god she looks older than me despite being more than 10 years younger

We're all getting one in the post, did they leave you out again?

how new r u?

nailed it, like i'd nail them

also i love the doujins where azunyan fucks ritsus brother

wanked to this too

going to make a change.org petition to Sadiq Khan and pressure him to put Stephen Lawrence on the £20 note

angular
multicolour
looks like the euro

>Roughly one in every 30 £1 coins in circulation is now a counterfeit
jesus
royalmint.com/newonepoundcoin

Random flashback

>Downloaded a shitty facebook app when I was 12.
>Called "Cockhead of the day".
>Gimmick is it picks a random person on my friends list and makes them the cockhead of the day as some sort of banter shit
>Problem is on facebook you add people who you've said one word to throughout the entirety of secondary school
>Picked a girl with cancer
>Girl deleted me because she must have gotten a notification
>Got rid of the app

The banks. They distribute new bills, and they collect old and damaged bills to be destroyed.

its terrible m8, wtf

fuck
forgot London had a muslim mayor