Plastic fiver hype edition
>8 days
thenewfiver.co.uk
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i want to have a wank but i might be getting sex on tuesday & i want to cover her in my cum
is two days enough to save up a good load? i generally have a good amount of semen when i cum but its been a week since ive wanked so ill cum buckets next time i cum
Generals are cancer
Is everyone ripping off canada's bills now?
Asuka.
watch the new fiver video
very juicy
>plastic money
thats it this country has officially gone to the dogs
>Generals are cancer
good post
annie
great post
Open relationship or your gf is a cuckquean?
*gets sand in your eyes*
this is what /brit/ has become
still watching ip man
he's trying to avoid fighting the general bloke
rather hope his family doesn't die
>test
asuka high test confirmed
>why yes I am in favour of plastic money
>that video
actually quite impressive
fairly sure the greens would be against plastics and maybe even the concept of money
would be spooked encountering that granola in the woods desu
what are the arguments against plastic money? I genuinly havnt heard them
i swear lads the amount of times ive wanked to them is unreal
Why would any sane person not be in favour of plastic money?
>Churchil
getting REAL tired of these misogynists in power
Gay as fuck
A good approach is being very confident and decisive in proposing things, e.g. instead of asking if she wants to or is available to meet up or consulting a girl on the time and place just tell her where and when you should meet up.
This has two advantages. First, the confidence is in itself attractive. Second, if she is interested in you but genuinely can't make it, she will typically try to come up with an alternative time/place to not lose the opportunity. If she's not interested in you she will just refuse and you can move on to another target right there.
I feel like my taxes are being wasted on this site and all the related crap.
Go on copy pasta this with a fedora, you know you want to
change is scary
im worried it wont feel nice to touch and won't sit in my wallet nicely
will i be able to roll it up for activities?
hmmmm ahhhhh yessss
convinced me
plastic money
hmm that right. british Government shame on you
many refugees out there dying and starving and many africans starving .... but plastic money is your only worry... .
shame british goverment
>Getting your willy sucked by a random girl you will never meet again isn't really adultery
Bet you wouldn't be so nonchalant about things if it was your gf sucking some random backpacker's willy
Ip Man just beat up a load of robbers.
*walks towards you at an alarming pace*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
Ive basically ruined the k-ons at this point by fappin to so much doujinshi, i just cant see them as anything other then used up whores.
Will it be easier or harder to snort Charlie with that?
I know a normie that once told me he shagged a girl that wasn't his gf but he genuinely didn't think it was cheating because he wore a condom.
Normal relationship.
The issue never came up, does your gf pester you about whether you cheated on her or not every time you go out with the lads?
Still waiting Nige.
Where are the waifus?
>many refugees out there dying and starving and many africans starving .... but plastic money is your only worry... .
So the brits are switching to the plastic money too now?
hi
NIGGER!!!!!!!
Reminder that plastic money is literally a UN globalist elite conspiracy
only 1 note
the rest will come in the coming years
that's a little bit weird to say you're never going to tell her what happened at the bachelor party though. it's like you're going there intended to get laid
thinking of starting a gimmick that when I see a post with a picture of a woman or women regardless of context I would post that picture of a dog puking
pretty much the same, but they're used up whores i'd shag any day
>tfw a girl I dated once cheated on me while I was at uni
The first fucking holiday I was at home she told me this shit
Ruined my Christmas
Told her to fuck off
I wouldn't. Men and women are different. Sexual experience does not diminish the value of a man as a mate like it does for a woman.
non whites dying is only a good thing
will plastic notes stil stink of cocaine?
YER DA YER DA YER DA SELLS AVON
Yes. £5 in 8 days, £10 in summer 2017, £20 by 2020.
sneezed really violently and now i taste blood in my throat
hope you told everyone she knew
the only way these subhumans will stop is through shaming
>Sexual experience does not diminish the value of a man as a mate like it does for a woman.
Probably not.
...
That's sort of how they did it here too. They phased one or two in, then the rest spilled in over the years. Now they just work on cycling the old bills out of the system.
They're pretty decent. Bit odd to get used to different texture at first, but they look cool.
it's about 90% of what i wank to
i watch 3d every now and then to spice things up a bit
It's a perfectly normal thing to say. It's a exclusive party for men and none of her business.
I'm so cool
car cox is class desu
call the janitor I don't give a fuck
tempted to buy a wig and a dress purely so I can sit in my room and feel cute x
Why is every other thread about fucking Finland
nice willy is it yours?
how do they introduce new money into the system
who do they give it to first?
feel bad for any cut penis out there desu
>he will literally clean up my digital mess FOR FREE
>this user trying to justify cheating has successfully fooled himself into his own bullshit
damn i wish i could harness that level of delusion to believe i deserve to have a gf
Same just because mugi has a part time job, mio enjoys being abused by old men, ritsu gets fucked by all her brothers mates, yui is a retard who'll fuck anything and azunyan fuck all her school mates after the rest graduate id still smash each and everyone of them desu
the bankers
not even memeing
>shaving your pubes
gay
feel bad for any uncut penis out there desu
wish i was endowed with very, very, very big hands
royal family
One thing I do envy about Americuts is their head always looks clearer than mine.
My head doesn't have smegma on it but it has these lines on it.
You know when you have a cutting board and there are sometimes scrapes from the knife?
That's what my head looks like.
...
not a fan of the new fiver
certainly not a fan of the new pound
the bankers
FOY
Why is circumcision so common in America? Thats such a strange phenomenon to me.
fan of both
why?
i could see this becoming a great gimmick
Me and the lads discussing the upcoming race war.
Bad education and religious dominance.
swear to god she looks older than me despite being more than 10 years younger
We're all getting one in the post, did they leave you out again?
how new r u?
nailed it, like i'd nail them
also i love the doujins where azunyan fucks ritsus brother
wanked to this too
going to make a change.org petition to Sadiq Khan and pressure him to put Stephen Lawrence on the £20 note
angular
multicolour
looks like the euro
>Roughly one in every 30 £1 coins in circulation is now a counterfeit
jesus
royalmint.com
Random flashback
>Downloaded a shitty facebook app when I was 12.
>Called "Cockhead of the day".
>Gimmick is it picks a random person on my friends list and makes them the cockhead of the day as some sort of banter shit
>Problem is on facebook you add people who you've said one word to throughout the entirety of secondary school
>Picked a girl with cancer
>Girl deleted me because she must have gotten a notification
>Got rid of the app
The banks. They distribute new bills, and they collect old and damaged bills to be destroyed.
its terrible m8, wtf
fuck
forgot London had a muslim mayor