Congratulations! You wake up and Europe is unified. You are its leader

Congratulations! You wake up and Europe is unified. You are its leader.

You now must choose:

>capital
>language
>borders
>government form
>policies

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>capital
Wienn.
>language
Latin.
>borders
Everything as far as the Caucasus and the Urals.
>government form
Federalism: allow former countries to hold their own royal families, presidencies, etc. But have a somehow strong federal government, with directly elected parliament, indirectly elected senate and chanceller appointed by the senate.
>Policies
Deport anyone not ethnically European and not Christian.
Annex Anatolia and deport the Turks.
Promote return immigration from the Americas.
Purge all degeneracy at first and then let things take its course.

>Capital
Washington D.C.
>Language
English
>Borders
America/everyone else
>Government form
A monarchy wherein America is king
>Policies
Pretty much just remain subservient to America while they handle all the important shit

Wait a minute, I wouldn't have to change a goddamn thing
Fucking Europeans

>You wake up and Europe is unified. You are its leader.
That's great.

>capital
Zagreb, to avoid the overgrowth of my home city.
>language
We can stick to English, it works, most foreign adults can never learn the Croatian accent and it sounds terrible otherwise.
>borders
Europe, obviously.
>government form
Monarchofascism.
>policies
Get rid of Islam (raze down mosques or convert them to churches, ban hijabs and that sort of thing), Christianity is state religion, only Catholicism and Orthodoxy are allowed, no feminism, no SJW-related crap, no silly modern art, merit-based aristocracy, promote the growth of European nationalism, some sort of a pioneer/scout program for children where they can grow their love for the homeland and realise why our policies are the best policies, ban any type of lies in advertising, private companies need to explain to the government how their work will benefit the nation in order to be allowed to exist, spitting on a public space gets you 10 lashes, get rid of separatist ideas right at the root, form committees in charge of sorting out conflicting historical opinions between different European peoples, etc.

the best option would be for English as the language, london as the capital and the parliament replaced by Westminster
each EU country gets 1 MP in Westminster but UK keeps its current amount

1st law is to make any language other than english illegal
2nd law is all monarch in the EU (except UK) officially lose their king title and become earls, eg the earl of denmark and the earl of sweden
3rd law is the empire union between UK(EU), Australia, NZ, Canada - each member of the empire union keeps their current parliament systems except foreign policy which is decided by the Monarch

also the EU officially renames itself to the united kingdom, EU now stands for European Union

I...I agree with this.

kek

Capital : Berlin
Language : Turkish
Border : Germany's current borders
Government Form : Caliphate
Policies : Sharia Law, Kick out all non-germans non-muslims

Have fun krauts

>>capital
Mecca
>>language
Arabic
>>borders
Turkey to Pakistan
>>government form
Theocracy
>>policies
All whites are to be culled (they do this willingly). All mixed race couples are to be sold into slavery, with the purebred africans and arabs lording over them as gentry.

If we're being totally serious though:
>London
>English
>Russia/Turkey/Rest of Asia
>Basically the same as it is now, with more powers to individual governments for their own countries
>This is too long to type. But democracy, free speech, and strict immigration policies are a 100% must

Are we done? Yeah, we're done.

I wouldn't have a problem with this.

kys

>capital
Constantinople
>language
Greek
>borders
Pic
>government form
Utopian technocracy
>policies
Remove kebab

>capital
Berlin
>language
English
>borders
Germany and its wanna-be satellite states
>government form
Protectorate controlled by Washington under the do-not-let-them-rebuild-this-time treaty, co-signed by USA, Russia, China and the Free Union states
>policies
contain Islam within the borders

had a good laugh

You're creating a containment zone? Good idea honestly

>cap
span
>lang
spaeinsh
>bord:
spaein
gove:
spaeinish govern
>policies:
spani

Rome.
Latin.
Picture.
Empire.
Deport anyone who is not ethnically latin and pax romana.

>capital
Anywhere but Warsaw
>Language
English
>Borders
Current EU without UK now, entire world soon.
>government form
Direct democracy done with a bit of technology and counting free internet + any device capable of connecting into it as basic necessities.
>policies
Global domination. Annex every other country. Outlaw hamburgers and burn Moscow.

Agreed except for the last two lines.

>>capital
London
>>language
English
>>borders
those of current member states
>>government form
federal republic
>>policies
Emulation of American free speech and firearm ownership rights

All countries, municipalities, employers, schools, and universities must maintain a 98% ethnic European makeup, deport and/or sterilize non-Europeans where necessary to achieve desired ratio

Annex Anatolia and genocide Turks

>capital
None.
>language
Whatever people want maybe Esperanto or some other meme language for communication across languages.
>borders
None.
>government form
Anarchism.
>Policies
None.

Constantinople (Istanbul)
Church Slavonic, Greek, and Russian
All of Europe, Cyprus,Russia, Kazakhstan, all of the Caucasus Region, and all of the overseas territories that previously belonged to countries that joined the European Auto-Theocratic Union.
Autocratic Theocracy
Deport and Genocide everyone who isn't Orthodox-Christian. Spare those who convert.
Have every school recite the Nicene Creed (which was invented in the Byzantine Empire by the way) in the morning to either flag of the Byzantine Empire or Mount Athos.
Conquer the rest of the world from the position of power that the European Auto-Theocratic State has and enforce the same policies mentioned earlier.

>burn Moscow
youtu.be/QCy68CWDKVE

>capital
stockholm
>language
swedish
>borders
all of europe with the exception of belarus, ukraine, turkey and russia
>government form
monarchy with a democratically elected government with powers split evenly between the two
>policies
immediate deportation of vast majority of immigrants
encourage the spread of protestantism and its teachings
culturally and linguistically unite europe
gradually increase military spending with the aim of establishing itself as the dominant superpower
develop anti-ICBM capabilities and provoke war with russia

>encourage the spread of protestantism

>capital
Decentralized

>language
1. English
2. German
3. French

>borders
Austria
Belgium
Denmark
England
Finland
France
Germany
Irish Union
Italy
Luxembourg
Netherlands
Norway
Portugal
Scotland
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Wales

>government form
Technocracy

>policies
No shitskins
No religion
No guns
No drug laws
No restrictions on gay marriage
Common currency
Common european army
Common traffic regulations
Common plugs/voltages for electrical devices

>capital
Copenhagen.
>language
Icelandic.
>borders
All the northern and continental Germanic countries. This excludes the English.
>government form
Initially a fascist dictatorship, with a slow move towards eventually becoming a federated democracy.
>policies
Deport non-Germanics, institute eugenics, revitalize the complexities of the Norse language, make education focus more on ethnic history and innate differences between the two genders, and demand an apology from Israel and Jewish communities worldwide for lying about the Holocaust.

>capital
Vatican/Rome
>language
Latin
>borders
From Ceuta to Saint Petersburg; from Belfast to Constantinople; and EVERYTHING in between
>government form
Roman Catholic theocracy
>policies
Ultramontanism

>t. faggot
Neck yourself, faggotry is a mental illness.

>all these edge lords still thinking sterilisation is possible
Lol

>t. butt blasted shitskin

>t. butt raped by his uncle closet faggot.
Healthy and normal people aren't faggots only traumatized or autistic ones are.

>crtl+f
>1 result for "Esperanto"
>it's a post by an anarchist

Niaj sonĝoj neniam plenumis

>capital
Creat a new one like Australia and Brazil
>language
See flag
>borders
From Madeira to the Urals
>government form
Start as fascist and remove all kebab and generacy, after that install a pure european democracy
>policies
remove kebab
remove degeneracy
reinstall christianity

Esperanto is a shitty language.

>Creat a new one like Australia and Brazil
Only and Esperanto-fag could come up with an idea this bad.

Are you trying to proof that you are "straight"?

this

>capital
Frankfurt
>language
German
>borders
Bosporus, Caucasus, Ural, Atlantic, Meditteranean
>government form
=german government, you may only vote if you are german
>policies
no religion, social market economy, criminals get sent to iceland to make a hunger games like tv show, people that disagree with the constitution are free to leave asap

Lynching faggots is an important part of being a catholic mexican.

I mean, it worked noice for Australia, worked noice for Brazil and worked noice for USA.

>capital
Frankfurt
>language
English is the only reasonable choice
>borders
Hopefully all of the modern EU while filling in the holes.
>government form
Confederacy
>policies
Get some god damn border security going
If someone can't prove where they are from or who they are kick em out.
If someone is shown to have ties to radical islam in a background check, kick em out.
If someone doesn't have a job within a year of being accepted, kick their ass out.
Relax economic policies to hopefully breathe some life into the stagnating economies.
Stay the course with social benefits, however make some greater restrictions on who applies to them. (Have to make sure they aren't just living off of them when they should be working)
Institute Danish policies on schooling.

>Capital
- Zürich
>Language
1. Lingua Franca
-English and Basque
2. Government/Law documents
-Latin
3. Science
->German
>Borders
- Ural and Caucasus mountains, Turkey looses Thrace, 200 miles west of Azores and Greenland would be a special region belonging to the USA and EU for development.
>Government form
- Monarchy for each country. Federal democracy
>Policies
- genocide all non-ethnic Europeans
- Christianity, Paganism and Agnosticism are the only acceptable religions
- Islam and Judaism are to be completely eradicated along with their places of worship.
- Pro-Nationalism
- Remove Feminism, sjws, false advertising, communism/socialism
- All White immigration policy only
- Mixed breeds will be expelled to Australia
- Death penalty for drug use and sale
- Death penalty for gays
- Pro-Eugenics

>capital
Some small village in central Europe.
>language
Some barbaric tongue.
>borders
North of the Pirinios to southern Scandinavia and from the Poliish-German border to the UK. Also Italy.
>government form
Jewish Parliament.
>policies
1 - Take all the immigrant from Africa, Middle East and other ex-colonies where they belong: the EU.
2 - Leave the rest of us alone by breaking ties completely so that we don't catch the horrible white-illness that is imperialistic-guilt.

>capital
Madrid, as was intended.
>language
Spanish, as god intended.
>borders
Carlos' V.
>government form
Authoritarian monarchy.
>policies
Non catholics get shoot in the back of the head.

>Capital
Artificial city a la Brasilia dedicated only to government and administration, located near the geographical center of Europe
>Language
English, Esperanto
>Borders
Current EU plus UK, Norway, Switzerland, Anatolia and all of Cyprus
>Government form
Meritocratic. Voting, social security and other rights are only obtainable after passing a series of exams testing your political, social and technical knowledge.
Heavily decentralized government, member states can pass their own laws and regulations.
>Policies
·Deport illegal immigrants to an island until they regularize their situation, a la Australia. Willingness to integrate into the host state's population and culture is necessary to be allowed in.
Removal of any state support for religions in general, tougher punishments for religious extremism.
Institute free speech as an irrevocable right.
Decriminalization of gun possession, better self defense laws a la USA.
Decriminalization of any pornography.
Nation wide campaign telling people to have some self respect, because apparently all that euros do now is wallow in guilt and self pity at having an easy life.
Anarchists and antifas in jail, where they belong.

>capital
London
>language
English
>borders
Europe
>government form
Constitutional Monarchy
>policies
non whites keep out. Other races just create racial tension and cause issues.

being the colonizers that Europeans are, they're going to start colonizing Mars.

encourage the white man to come home.

increase military and no longer rely on Uncle SAM

non-interventionism

add the American first and second amendments. No outside forces will ever be able to conquer an armed Europe.

None of y'all ever become politicians.

1.Zurich
2.Greek
3.Europe (without turks)
4.Theocracy
5.Europe best fuck the rest and all mudslim burnt alive

>capital
Mecca
>language
Arabic
>borders
Europe and MENA
>Govt form
Caliphate
>policies
Sharia law

>capital
Don't care.
>language
As long as it is a European language i don't care.
>borders
I don't care.
>government form
Democracy with representatives and a president.
No federal bullshit.
>policies
Kick all muslims out.
Rapefugees are not welcome.
Smelly Turks are not welcome.
Arabs are not welcome.

We have a unified European army.

That is pretty much it.

>Capital
Paris
>language
English
>borders
???
>governmental form
semi presidential
>policies
capitalism and slight social policies such as well fare for the homeless free education and pensions
ease visa restrictions and try to compete on an economic level rather than military
ofc keep a strong defensive force but avoid getting into offensive engagements

>capital
No need, we can have meetings over Skype or something to save money
>language
I'd order the academiy to contrcut a simple to learn, fuzzy logic based language.
>borders
Current+ bringing some democrycy to Belarus and Ukraine
>government form
constitutional elective monarchy with emperor crowned by the pope
>policies
open borders, but everyone who wants to enter has to swear loyalty to the emperor, pope and Jesus Christ
texas style gun policy
legalize drugs and cockfighting
ban on goverment subsidies of private business

>capital
Bruxelles, Roma or Wien

>language
Administrative language is English, but native languages are used and protected at national and local levels

>borders
See pic. Dark blue is inner border (it's essentially the borders of Schengen), heavily monitored to prevent illegal immigration.
Lighter blue is outer border of the Union, within which all have European citizenship.
Lightest blue is our sphere of influence, where we invest our money and aid most heavily, and in return can expect compliant governance.

>government form
Federation. Most powers are reserved, but enough are devolved to national parliaments to maintain the illusion of sovereignty. Parliamentary Republic. Prime Minister of Europe holds most power, but is indirectly elected as leader of largest party elected to the European Parliament. President of Europe is head of the European Commission and is directly elected by the population, though doesn't have much power.

>policies
Tight border controls, though pro-legal, though restricted immigration. If a job can be filled by a European, then it should be. We only want the best and brightest from abroad.
Not afraid to meddle in the politics of our sphere. We must prevent our neighbouring countries devolving into tyranny or anarchy, creating a refugee crisis with would create a crisis for our border forces.
Flash with our cash. Investing heavily in our sphere of influence. We want them to be partners and allies, not charity cases. By building up their infrastructure (and leaving reminders on who did so) their future generations will see us as friends and benefactors and desire to help us against any others.

>capital
Brussels (political capital)

>language
English, French and German (mainly english)

>borders
EU27

>government form
federal

>policies
Free markets, free trade, full capitalism
Open doors for high-skilled immigrants
Invest heavily in trains

>You wake up and Europe is unified
Fantastic
>You are its leader.
I knew this day would come, it was inevitable
>capital
London
>language
English
>borders
From the Arctic Sea, to the North Mediterranean shore as far west as Iceland and as far east as the part of Russia that turns noticeably Asian
>government form
Constitutional monarchy led by British royal family, elected multiparty representative 2 house government
>policies
Leaning heavily towards mid 20th century national socialism

>capital
Nicosia because fuck Athens. Im tired of this hellhole
>language
British English
>borders
All of Europe
>government form
Technocracy
>policies
Remove kebab , contain local cultures in their place of origin , remove all current powers from the hands of religion and ostracize opposers , strict immigrant policies requiring excellent knowledge of the English language and what is considered basic education in our country while not accepting more people than what we can/need , illegals will be executed on sight.

>capital
none
>language
all of the languages of Europe
>borders
pic related
>government form
everybody has their own government
>policies
Everybody has to kill themselves immediately for letting something as stupid as European unification happen.

I agree with this

bumperino because this thread is fun

>>capital
Amsterdam
>>language
Dutch
>>borders
EU rules the universe. No need for borders.
>>government form
BDFL
>>policies
tba

Must I? Can't I bring it back to the store for a refund? Alright, if I must.

>Capital
Brussels, where else?

>Language
Maybe some bilingual French-German policy.

>Borders
Original Six + Iberia

>Government form
Democratic Republic

>Policies
Natalism, anti-immigration

This is the most likely result though.

You know those borders now have more Muslims than non-Muslims in them, right? Turkey and Egypt alone are over 100 million.

>capital
Neu Germania

>language
Nur Deutsch ist erlaubt!

>borders
Kennt keine Grenzen!

>government form
Dictatorship

>policies
Unterstützt mich oder stirbt!

>capital
Berlin or Belgium as it is.
>language
German as lingua-franka if there will be no Britain in Europe; Otherwise English will work just fine.
>borders
All the white countries within the EU. And I would pick Ossetians as well so they wouldn't be blackened even more by contacting neighbouring subhumans :3
>government form
Federation, so that all ethnical groups and cultures like Swedes, Finns and others wouldn't dissapear and mongrelize as some "united European culture". Otherwise you shouldn't be suprised by all this racemixing and immigration things which are result of radical cosmopolitianism.
>policies
"Open borders" policies no more, Europe will be American/Russian puppet no more (if only Russia won't join it as well) and won't let anyone do anything that might affect Europe in the bad way, like American bombing of Lybia/Syria which led to this immigration crisis or war in Ukraine.

Use the Gustav right this time

>Kennt keine Grenzen!
Ergo kein mensch ist illegal

Alles Untermenschen, wir brauchen neuen Lebensraum!

Zahl Schulden zurück!

come and get it :^ )

Sounds perfect

I would hold national referendums in every state to see what everyone thinks and see who wants out.

One of the factors in us leaving was just how out of touch the eu was with the common man, so it can try to change and reconnect or more will leave.

Fuck the common man desu
Wouldn't know what was good for him if it bit him in the arse.

Capital
>Rome
Nother Europe will be a tributary

>capital
Brussels
>language
English
>borders
current ones + bakans + Russia, Belarus, Georgia and Ukraine
>goverment form
commission is elected by parliament instead of appointed by he council, council mostly serves to veto things against smaller states, council also elects the Ceaser who is head of the EU army and has emergency powers
>policies
Free education with limited merit based openings (private schools are allowed), free healthcare, mandatory 6 month blitz conscription, state atheism, pensions depend on how many children you've had and what level of education they've reached, what taxes they pay. No inheritance tax or corp tax, minimum tax across the union.

I forgot to say Norway and Iceland also have to join
The swiss stay out and we embargo them for the lulz.

>capital
Geneva

>language
French (German obligatory second language)

>borders
The entire Mediterranean basin, including Morocco, Algeria, tunisia, syria, lebanon etc (these countries will be genocided of their muslim population) all the way to the urals, and the arctic pole north of scandinavia

>government form
technocratic authoritarianism, an advisory committee would be elected on the basis of elections but have no power. Power would be given on the basis of accomplishments and intelligence, not popular mandate.

>policies
Eugenics, extermination of islam and all muslims, secularism, high research funding for R&D, fix the birth rate by any means necessary, destroy all jewish influence.

>>capital
indifferent
>>language
indifferent
>>borders
indifferent
>>government form
indifferent
>>policies
Demand a huge supply of money to be created and injected in the economy.
Watch Europe plunge into chaos and destroying itself.

>germany

>capital
hamburg

>language
low german

>borders
northern germany, netherlands, flanders, denmark, sweden, norway

>government form
monarchy

>policies
non whites have to be castrated

1st post best post

>Capital
Galway
>language
Gaeilge
>borders
As they are now but with Norway/Switzerland/Iceland/Ukraine included
>government
Only Irish people or a chosen number of citizens are allowed to vote, only Irish people can sit on the Commission or Parliament.
>politics
Invest in west Ireland

>Capital
Vienna.
Because it's in the center of Europe, and because austria is right in the middle between the Eastern and Western European countries. And because it's a wealthy and cultural city.
>Language
Esperanto.
>Borders
The actual borders of Europe. Istanbul and European Russia could join if they did secession.

>Government form
A parliamentary republic, with a Senate and a Congress.

>Capital
There would be a single centralized government in Switzerland, but pockets of federal entities throughout every sub-state.

>Language
English & German would be the staple.

>Borders
The entirety of the European continent, spanning from Sagres to Saami. No turks though.

>Government Form
Centrist technocrats.

>Policies
Open borders for intra-state travel and work;
Secular government;
Common currency;
Foreign workers welcomed on the basis that they will return to wherever they came from after their work visa expires.

>Capital
Berlin
>language
Deutsch
>Borders
All of Europe, including UK, Italy, Moscow, North Africa and the Middle East
>Government form
Dictatorship
>Policies
Lebensraum and gas jew

>capital
Berlin
>language
English
>borders
Current EU, no UK but Scotland is welcome
>government form
Federalism
>policies
Pan-european nationalism, secure borders and strong defense based on conscription + reasonable standing professional army
Liberal socialism

>capital
Antwerpen
>language
Frisian
>borders
Benelux + Denmark
>government form
Triple Monarchy
>policies
Dutch law

>capital: Luxembourg
No country will accept to depend from another country's capital except if it's irrelevant. Brussels became too relevant. We need to dig deeper.
>language: Viarable
The three biggest GDP of the Unified Europe become the official language
>borders: Stops Before Ukraine
>government form: Federal meritocracy
Seats in government and senate are awarded according to the wealth of each region in several measures (always per capita though), pushing worth national competitivity inside the new states
>policies
The country shall work for all its regions at once, not one region shall predominate the policies for whatever reason that is.
Refuse American exceptionalism, promote European expansionism under any form as the new supreme morality

>>capital
The Hague
>>language
English
>>borders
None
>>government form
Aristocracy
>>policies
remove kebab

>English

RANDSTAD

>cucks wanting English as the official language

lmao

Anything as long as we are not part of it

>Common plugs/voltages for electrical devices

Absolute madman.

>capital
Prague
>language
Interslavic language
>borders
Europe?
>government form
Free market democracy
>policies
no muslims allowed

would be cool

>Everything as far as the Caucasus and the Urals.
Fuck off, Russian East must be included.
>Deport anyone not ethnically European and not Christian
>t. religious fanatic

This.

this t b h

Brussels
Make an artificial one to prevent bitching about having to use someone else's language
Current ones
Social Democracy
Current policies, but make a unified European constitution that values secularism, freedom, equality and human rights. Deport anyone who disagrees including neo-nazis, faggots with shariah law banners, and maximal christcucks. Make sure to never let USA do anything in middle east unless we have a written agreement that they take 100% of refugees their actions cause directly or not.

>Make sure to never let USA do anything in middle east unless we have a written agreement that they take 100% of refugees their actions cause directly or not.
Amen.

fuck off bilel

>never let USA do anything in middle east unless we have a written agreement that they take 100% of refugees their actions cause directly or not.
this why I need an EU army, and Russia