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Rule number 1. NEVER trust New yorkers.

Why do Americans prefer to live in suburbs rather than cities? I suspect it's due to our individualistic culture and because of the whole "American dream - big house, lawn, two cars," etc.

But in recent decades, there are now so many good reasons to be living in a city.

I live in NYC, so here are some examples:
>Crime nowadays is pretty low, NYC has some of the lowest crime rates among big cities (with the exception of some Asian cities)
>No need to own a car in Manhattan and some parts of Brooklyn, so there's no need to worry about paying for insurance, gas, repairs, etc. Statistically, deaths due to car crashes remain a high number.
>For just $116.50 per month, I can get an unlimted metrocard for the subway and buses
>Subway and buses run 24/7/365
>NY has the most subway stations in the world. I can literally take the subway to nearly anywhere in the city
>If I ever need to go outside of the city, I can just take an Amtrak, the Long Island Railroad, Metro-North, etc. or a plane.
>24 hour delivery of every kind of food imaginable
>Nearly every world cuisine is represented here
>Manhattanites are some of the least obese people in the nation because we don't drive and walk several miles per day
>If you know where to look, you can find cheap groceries and restaurants
>Amazon does same-day delivery here for FREE if you're a prime member
>Many stores and restaurants are open very late or 24 hours
>Seriously, you can go to a hardware store at 3am to buy a screwdriver or get a haircut at 2am
>We have some of the world's best restaurants, museums, parks, etc.
>If you're into 420blazeit, weed delivery here is the rule, rather than the exception. Physically going to your dealer here is seen as something you would have done in the 90s, not 2016 (no need to tip for delivery either)
>Some of the best schools and colleges (Stuy, Bronx Science) (Columbia, NYU)

The only disadvantage is expensive housing, but I feel like the benefits outweigh that negative

Rude.

>e-""""""""""sports""""""""""

Post what you're listening to lads.

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I'm actually Pakistani

I like privacy, lots of space and I dislike people. Especially poor ones.

Was that so hard?

Just watched episode 1 of New Game. It sucks.

hmmmm

Christ redeem us all in brimstone.

Cities >>> Suburbs
Even tho you pay more for everything you won't get bored

Maybe because they want to have kids at some point in their life, instead of dying alone surrounded by cats?

Question, do you find "Paki" offensive? doesn't Pakistan literally mean "Paki land"?

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>Especially poor ones.
Most of the world's richest people live in NY or have a residence here. There's plenty of poor people, but also plenty of rich ones.

>The only disadvantage is expensive housing,
False. Housing stock in cities is often very poor quality. Especially in rent stabilized units. Those units also happen to be where a lot of the middle class/ working class have to live.

NYC would be nice if you had a fat paycheck but suburbs are a better option for most people making less than $50,000.

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semi-rural > cities > rural > suburbs

If I can't put animals on it I'm not buying it

lol

forgot it was labor day so I drove to gym but it was closed

how wonky is that

This squat meme is getting out of hand

Don't really care

Pakistan = land of pure

jej

Plenty of people have kids here. Also if you're a kid who grows up here, you won't be some kid who lives in a cultureless, isolated suburb and you'll actually have some street smarts.

I don't disagree with that, but living in a city, you tend to spend more time outside doing things rather than staying inside.

Rural living isn't bad. What I dislike about suburbs is that they take the worst elements of cities and rural areas and combine them together.

Suburban living is literally only fun for small children.

shittalk esports one more time fag

>tfw no gf who can princess carry you

I live in mississauga it's a suburb beside Toronto

Pretty comfy desu best of both worlds

Genuine question

I love America, but can someone explain to me why so much weird, fucked up, creepy shit happens with your people?

All the fucked up, strange stories I read always come from America

>you tend to spend more time outside doing things rather than staying inside
Nice extrovert bias you got there.

I feel like access to information about America is easier for you to obtain. The biggest reason is we speak the same language. Fucked up stuff happens all over the world however it isn't always reported in English media.

he's a king

Does it make you gay if you beat off to shemale porn? I only like watching girl on shemale, two shemales or guy fucking a shemale

Isn't that where all the blacks and pakis live?

Nation of immigrants or something I guess

This does not, somehow, negate the rest of the post. NYC is a magical fucking place, yes, but if you've got social issues, it's something closer to a prison with so many people in such close proximity.

Some people just like their space, their peace and their nice beautiful communities. It shouldn't be so difficult to understand.

>e-""""""""""sports""""""""""

Yes fuck off you probably want to become one.

Glad you like him.

Like what?

pleb

Yes, it's gay.

it exists because there's niggers in the city, senpai

>his country doesn't have a magic school

are the future, better get used to it m8

It's a big place

Hmm...

I'm a pretty introverted guy who spent his teenage years playing PC games all day, but you don't have to be an extrovert to enjoy going out to restaurants or museums.

I can understand that. I suppose my post is directed at people who don't have social anxiety or the like.

why is my dog barking in his sleep

EL FROFO

>yfw nothing weird happens in Europe

>he isnt coastal
s m h

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Is it true that americans LOVE the Big Bulgar Cock?

It's really weird how it's socially acceptable for a girl to wear nothing at a beach

who is this "cia" guy i hear mentioned occasionally?

>that walking charcoal in the begining

Agreed. I come from a suburban area and it was boring as fuck once I became a teenager. Most of my friends want to get out of the suburbs ASAP once they finish college.

Me

imagine being so bored, you decide to wash your car

Who?

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I just get teenage girls to do it for a fundraiser

Highly outspoken mtf poster

That's a normal responsibility though. imagine being so bored, you decide to shampoo your carpet.

The funny part is that a sizeable amount of people who complain about getting out of the suburbs can't get jobs that pay over minimum wage and end up right back there after college.

It's not even necessarily their fault.

Yes, absolutely.

Nigga, I shampoo my carpet the first Thursday of every month

If you don't you're a fucking pig

That definitely is an unfortunate issue. Hopefully these people are able to eventually find a job in their field, build up some experience, and then move to where they want to live.

>a sizeable amount of people who complain about getting out of the suburbs can't get jobs that pay over minimum wage and end up right back there after college.
user you have this backwards. This makes absolutely no sense.

some guy called cia people talk about all the time here

what?

So sick of having diarrhea

imagine unironically being american

sounds shitty

Shart in the house?

I heard Ruskies are big fans too

hes a cuck

sounds wonderful

wow i can't take it lmao

Tell us what that's like, friend.

I've been pretty close to sharting today. I am very careful. If it feels like a fart I still sit on the toilet.

>angsty teenager really wants out of the suburbs because its really boring
>goes to college
>can't get job with non-applicable degree
>forced to take anything he can find
>has to move back in with parents in the suburbs until he can earn over minimum wage

This does happen, not sure what you mean by backwards.

Because planes aren't flown into buildings in suburbs

I don't like getting robbed or shot

>tfw my farts don't make noises ever since I started anal masturbating

mtf = male to female

This is so awful

Still voting for her, but damn she has some skellys in her closet

shit depth gtfo

Never heard of him

Outstanding

Don't be to far from a bathroom and you'll be alright

That's the plan.

Pablo Escobar and Adolf Hitler are still alive

artour will join Liquid and win with the power of the BIG BULGAR COCK, you heard it here first

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>Having children
>In the USA

lmao, you'd throw away all the advantages of living here

I had an erection at first and now I feel like shit
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Saying you couldn't make enough money to live in the city so you bought a house is like saying you didn't have enough money to ride the bus so you bought a mercedes. Do you have any idea how much it costs to live in a suburb? Even after you pay off the half million dollars, you still have to pay $20k in taxes every year and that's not even including the utilities.