Übermensch edition
/brit/
Jacob Garcia
Christian Roberts
Me in the center
Dominic Young
>balding at 19
This is a bad feeling
Hunter Allen
stubby arms
Levi Parker
the black bull
Gavin Cooper
I love canadian posters. they are honestly the best on Sup Forums
Lucas Foster
Did a shave.
Brayden Parker
I am straight but when I get horny I want to suck cocks. What causes this?
Juan Harris
every time i go out clubbing with the lads some other lad pinches my arse or tries to dance with me and women don't pay any attention to me
don't understand
Jacob Campbell
Same
Kevin Allen
not being straight
Grayson Gonzalez
>/brit/
>these flags
how horrific, I'm going to bed if this is the sort of thing I can expect from these threads
Christopher Jenkins
But I only like how girls look.
Julian Morgan
conditioning from watching loads and loads of porn where you see massive willys getting sucked. Stop watching porn for a while and see how you feel. If it's not that then maybe you are gay
Jeremiah Howard
best zombie simpsons episodes lads?
Justin Stewart
you probably like traps then
still bent
Mason Martinez
IS THIS WHOLE GENERAL INSANE?
Sebastian Carter
Good idea.
Austin Reed
Same. Couple of them on here funny as fuck as well
Tyler Hughes
hunger strikes
Kayden Moore
That fucking episode really hits deep when you're an adult.
Bentley Rivera
Dial Z for Zombie, obvs
Grayson Morgan
wish it was girls that had to do all the work chatting up lads
i'd take the pay gay if it meant not having to chat shit on tinder and in bars and get rejected 24/7
Juan Hall
just realised that was hugh laurie
Camden Brooks
i get the feeling russia paid a lot of people to wikipedia-lobby to try to get this section on mail order brides removed and managed to get it stripped down to just 2 sentences
Aiden Jackson
Ryder Jenkins
Cape Feare, Homer Goes to College or A Fish Called Selma
Jaxson Thompson
they're all hilarious
Jace Rodriguez
>pay gay
loooooooool autocorrect lmfao xD banter hands
Alexander Gonzalez
Homer goes to college or Last exit Springfield
Sebastian Rodriguez
lol based Red
Brody Cruz
women love this
women would rather shag dogs than me
Joshua Cooper
>zombie simpsons
cheers for the suggestions lads, they're all dece episodes but i've rinsed 1-9 pretty hard
Zachary Morris
summoning the janny rn
*thud*
*thud*
here he comes lads
Wyatt Taylor
literally never had tinder and don't try and approach women
am i destined to be alone forever?
do women EVER approach men?
Ryan Ortiz
no idea
barely remember anything from the newer seasons though I've basically got the first several memorised.
Leo Long
>do women EVER approach men?
No. And that's how it is meant to be you fucking beta male, even before civilization the male humans would fight over a woman, not the other way around unless you're fucking hot and rich
Cameron Long
>do women EVER approach men?
it happens to me sometimes and idk how to handle it, its easier when I approach them.
Caleb Scott
why should i grovel for american roasties to belittle and reject me when i can just go on the internet and get a cute woman from eastern europe?
Eli Cruz
literally seen this girl shag a dog
Wyatt Morris
>do women EVER approach men?
yes, but they can smell virginity and very rarely approach virgins
Xavier Sanchez
>do women EVER approach men?
yes
you do have be attractive for this to occur though
Logan Robinson
don't see the point in degrading myself by approaching women that are less intelligent and worth less money than me
Benjamin Morris
Nuclear energy shills absolutely BTFO
Elijah Bell
slowly getting over my fear of rejection lads
might just be the benzos talking though
Liam Morales
that's why you go for traps tbqh
Anthony Martin
Post top tier driving music
that song that comes on the radio while you're going 20 over the speed limit down a long dark road and you just have to crank it up and cruise with your windows down.
Jack Cooper
>men should have to jump through constant hoops for roasties while they do nothing
Nah, fuck off
Caleb White
and get HIV
also trannies are even more demanding than actual women in terms of standards
Ryder Wright
yeah it does happen every now and then but imo the girls qt enough to date are the ones you go for, not the ones that go for you
Ian Long
>uranium
Easton Lee
youtube.com
what did she mean by this?
Aiden Fisher
guess i'll just be alone forever hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
Andrew Bailey
YAAAASSSSS, SLAAAAYY
Jose Harris
angry and confused
wish i could become more interesting or acquire attributes that make me attractive to a female but i am also very lazy and have basically given up on self-improvement, fitness or university
Wyatt Wood
>that song that comes on the radio while you're going 20 over the speed limit down a long dark road and you just have to crank it up and cruise with your windows down.
David Gonzalez
Liam Rivera
would you please bitch on /r9k/?
id rather not view toxic shit in my /brit/ thanks
Gabriel Davis
Feigning sickness for a bit of sympathy
Just like FDR pretending he was crippled
Connor Fisher
business idea: steal a wheelchair from a disabled man and use it to claim disability
David Baker
yeah true
just usually a proto-normie and have felt like arse for a couple of days
fuck coke
James Rivera
got the cock out lads
Matthew Gutierrez
can't acquire better genetics 2bh
also the shit normies reccomend (gym, haircut) don't actually change anything
Adrian Reyes
>Pay gap
Anthony Robinson
>but i am also very lazy
stop this
also self improvement for the sake of impressing others is a dead end road.
Sebastian Sanders
nah its largely a man's game in your 30s m8. the biological clock starts ticking louder and louder and women get desperate. there's a big article about it that's sometimes posted on /fit/ and the schadenfreude is massive desu haha
Josiah Myers
up cripple creek without a crutch
John Jenkins
why would i want to impress myself
i know im a wetty
its everyone else that i need to convince
Nathan Edwards
just put the cock away
Liam Carter
this attitude is why you're consistently an Untermensch.
Lincoln Myers
meh, at least im kinda okay looking, just got a babyface
Xavier Russell
right fuck this
banning myself from /brit/
its been emotional everyone, maybe i'll drop in on 25th and wish everyone a very merry xmas
love you all
ttfn
Jacob Rivera
Slaggier the better
Jordan Kelly
alri santa
Eli Lee
Careful you don't we all over
Cameron Gomez
>Santa
Fuck off yank.
Thomas Adams
see you tomorrow
Henry Kelly
Evan Thompson
>How's everything going?
what did she mean by this?
Adam Peterson
someone is behind this post, I just don't know who, the bloomberg appears to be a hint, but I'll have to look deeper
Evan Gomez
never used to be this dead at 2am whats going on
Jaxon Ortiz
kiddies are back at school and uni normie freshers out partying
just us adults lad
Colton Allen
I don't like it
Jaxson Ramirez
pretty quiet right now
Henry Gomez
real n**** hours
John Bennett
Tried to think of some reasons to stay awake
Couldn't find any
Then tried to think of a reason to stay alive
Couldn't find one
Jason Campbell
>tfw no yank bully gf
Charles Anderson
alright lads
Adrian Myers
racist.
Jeremiah Peterson
Alri
Asher Ross
Boys i'm feeling pretty lonely. I'm back in Spain to teach and my girlfriend is running off to New York for a year.
Oliver Lee
I can keep her company lad, send me her details
Bentley White
>I'm back in Spain to teach
holy fuck, he can't be serious
Hudson Hernandez
me speaking to my fellow mandem
Dominic Walker
...
Cameron Barnes
I haven't laughed like that in a while. If she's not talking bull i'll feel bad, but she probably is
Ryder Watson
>socialist
>worker
hmm..
Robert Fisher
!!!
What's wrong with that?
Bentley Jenkins
this is why /leftypol/ exists
Asher Thompson
english teachers in foreign countries is the number one indicator of a failure back home