Portugal, why did you never tell me you have such amazing college uniforms!?

Portugal, why did you never tell me you have such amazing college uniforms!?

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What a bunch of ugly bastards.

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Because only normie retards wear that shit.

When i was at university i used to call them penquins(because they all dress the same) and bats/because of the cape).

Bunch of normie retards with no general knowledge and no interests besides fucking and binge drinking.

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>this is what Portuguese normies wear

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Goddamn, took you 17 posts to get the only right one.

Also, shirt + tie + vest + jacket + cape, all in black, is way too much for 40º C weather. We almost die in those.

Bitches fucking love it, though.

>joaõ, we harry potter now?
>yes afonso

JKRowling took inspiration in these to write the books. She taught English in Porto.

She also took inspiration in one of our bookshops (the oldest one in the world) to describe the moving stairs (even though the movies made them squarer). Pic related.

That's also why she went with Salazar as the villain's team house founder.

We got that too

UK has the same desu
t. privet school fuciboi

Yours look gay though, these are cooler

Do you also have mandatory capes?

Expecto pregnanrium!

>tfw no school uniforms

Fascism please return

Holy shit, are uniforms really like that in Europe? This is how colombian uniforms look like

>tfw no college uniforms except police :CCC

kek

Hogwarts was actually a Portuguese school

Fu-fuck, why didn't we inherited that from you?
Coimbra and Açores are the coolest ones.

Wow looks retarded. No thanks.

hot

Alberto Potter

Henrique Poteiro

Ronaldo Weasley

Joao Malfoeiro

Alberto Dumbledorao

This triggers my autism.
Poteiro = Pot maker
Ronaldo can be used but the more conservative version would be Reynaldo or Reginaldo.
Weasley comes from Weasel and can be translated to Mustela or Doninha, so the right answer would be Ronaldo Mustela.
Draco is a latin word meaning Dragon so its equivalent could be Dragão but Draco is good enough.
Malfoy instead means bad faith, so it could be translated to Má Fé.
So the right answer could be Draco Mafé or Dragão Mafé.

Because our climate doesn't allow it. In fact, like said, Portugal climate also doesn't.

I´m sorry. I said the first thing that came to my mind

Branco Percival Lobo Morro Lentabelha

It's not your fault I'am ill.

I believe because it also developed after we separated from the, and since we are huge americans cocksuckers we have what we have today.