Why do Europeans wear speedos?
Why do Europeans wear speedos?
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Can you please, my heavily race mixed almost European little friend, Please speak a normal, understandable, white language, like your brave ancestors?
If you use real words, everybody can understand, this is basic communication.
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what speedos mean?
Speedos, my google challenged friend, is a male undergarment for swimming known for being very tight and showing off a mans package; used by olympic swimmers for less drag.
this kind of swimwear
Because they're gayyy
>Speedos
Speedo is a brand, not a garment. The word you're looking for is budgie-smugglers.
The swimsuits the queers wear.
Because we don't need baggy oversized swimming shorts to hide shartmarks.
O-oh. I see.
They only wear it in non-nude beaches.
Most of the time they are just nude, like the ancient Greeks.
because it looks ridicolous if you wear swimming clothes like a 16 year old
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing this
Doesn't show off his goods to other men to let them know he's dominate.
if you have a small dick and are a teenager. sure, go ahead
ok what would you wear?
>I define my masculinity based on how much my swimsuit shows off my dick
why not the happy medium
>tfw tall and jacked as fuck and turn heads in these puppies any time I'm at the beach
this, it's just enough so it doesn't show too much
Lol
>I define my masculinity based on how well i cut of someones dick
go back to your Cartel Javier, pretty sure you dont even now how to swim
Gotta go fast, you fat fucker
So you need to go fast while laying on the beach, makes no sense bro.
I used to use that when I was really young/back in my homecountry.
I haven't worn any since as I don't see them here in the US, everyone seems to have
We don't have beaches here. What are you on about m8?
Then what the fuck are these tripadvisor.com
Subzero temperature beaches don't count you maniac
Are they like that all year though. I dont go swimming in ocean in the winter either.
Ocean is at most 12 degrees celsius up there. Down south it can get to maybe 24 once every summer. Everything above 17-18 is regarded as acceptable though.