Why do Europeans wear speedos?

Why do Europeans wear speedos?

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>speedos

Can you please, my heavily race mixed almost European little friend, Please speak a normal, understandable, white language, like your brave ancestors?

If you use real words, everybody can understand, this is basic communication.

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what speedos mean?

Speedos, my google challenged friend, is a male undergarment for swimming known for being very tight and showing off a mans package; used by olympic swimmers for less drag.

this kind of swimwear

Because they're gayyy

>Speedos
Speedo is a brand, not a garment. The word you're looking for is budgie-smugglers.

The swimsuits the queers wear.

Because we don't need baggy oversized swimming shorts to hide shartmarks.

O-oh. I see.
They only wear it in non-nude beaches.
Most of the time they are just nude, like the ancient Greeks.

because it looks ridicolous if you wear swimming clothes like a 16 year old

There is literally nothing wrong with wearing this

Doesn't show off his goods to other men to let them know he's dominate.

if you have a small dick and are a teenager. sure, go ahead

ok what would you wear?

>I define my masculinity based on how much my swimsuit shows off my dick

why not the happy medium

>tfw tall and jacked as fuck and turn heads in these puppies any time I'm at the beach

this, it's just enough so it doesn't show too much

Lol

>I define my masculinity based on how well i cut of someones dick
go back to your Cartel Javier, pretty sure you dont even now how to swim

Gotta go fast, you fat fucker

So you need to go fast while laying on the beach, makes no sense bro.

I used to use that when I was really young/back in my homecountry.

I haven't worn any since as I don't see them here in the US, everyone seems to have

We don't have beaches here. What are you on about m8?

Then what the fuck are these tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g190455-Activities-c61-t52-Norway.html

Subzero temperature beaches don't count you maniac

Are they like that all year though. I dont go swimming in ocean in the winter either.

Ocean is at most 12 degrees celsius up there. Down south it can get to maybe 24 once every summer. Everything above 17-18 is regarded as acceptable though.