Wake up

>wake up
>suddenly this
what do?

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Travel to new border
Say hi to my new Canadian neighbors

eat breakfast

lmao fucking really hard (and probably shitposting on Sup Forums )

>oregon
>part of mexico
Whitest state on the west coast is doomed to mexican rule. bullshit

Looks like we get to keep all the niggers and chicanos.

My Popsicle tastes like freezer burn :/

Ops that was meant for /cum/

Although there weren't that many Mexican colonists there, Mexico laid claim to Oregon before the US.

>Canadian federation
It's literally just the name, bet this is going to be Yankee land

Practice illegally crossing into the mexican empire by swimming cross the delaware and back.

I would just go to California or Texas, the only states that matter.

declare independence

and if that doesn't work move north a state to canada and just live happily there

new yorker here ready for my free healthcare and civil society

also why are we still stuck with missouri mexico could straighten them out

As implausible as it is, I'd be fine with it, although I'd like the states/provinces to receive more power than they already do under Canadian Federalism.

"Oregon" is actually from Spanish, although it doesn't sound like it at all.

Also this, 2bh.

Genocide niggers and jews.

Move to Mexico desu.

Celebrate with my Canadian bros

>Revolt
>Incompetent beaner army crumbles and routs at the mere sound of gunfire
>Turn attention to cuckada
>Jewdeau abolished the military, weapons, violence, and national pride because of "toxic masculinity" or some other canuck bullshit
>USA restored with expanded borders in less than a week

Finally go to a hospital

Enjoy that now most of the shit parts of the country are Canada's problem.

Seems fine 2bh.

worked last time

Wrong, Oregon is a bastardization of a French bastardization of a native word.
First europeans in Oregon territory were French-Canadians and metis (if you count them as european)

You do know Mexico manage to crush all revolts. The texans won only because it was aided by the U.S

>Enjoy that now most of the shit parts of the country are Canada's problem.
>shit parts of the country
Don't you have a puddle of mud to play in, Cletus?

kekkest top

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Revolution

CHI

your "home country" doesn't even like you

What does the Mexican revolution has to do with any of that? Did you mean to post the Texan revolution?

Well, they will be the shit parts of the new country other than the Maritimes. And I'm fine with the OP depending on how liberal the new Canada will be.

Thank fuck, I'm on the Canadian side.

Sounds good to me. Always wanted to live in Canada.

Hold the line!

The American states of the new Canada alone have a lot more people than the current Canada, so if anything there'd be more American influence than Canadian influence.

Bullshit, let me tell you about your country
Oregon comes from Oregón that comes from Orégano

It says here that it comes from "orejón" (big eared)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon#Etymology

lel

top kek

Enjoy life as a Canadian citizen, and [spoiler]hide the loli.[/spoiler]

JUST

Oregon belongs to Canada. We march on the Mexicunts at dawn.

>wake up
>suddenly this
what do?

:)))))))))

Freak out because my world's been literally turned upside down.

I forgot to flip for Northern Hemisphereans,
here's map from your view point:

I'm either going to suck some mexican dick for pesos or move the fuck out

This isn't a favorable situation at all

have you been playing call of duty too much recently?

*wake up for real*

>forced to live among chicanos
I'd move to chile desu

>wake up
>suddenly this
oh noes - Colombo would look like a retard after the longest journey by the sea.

Kek

I'd go to the South and teach Sharters their new culture.

mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/home/clean-aztecs-dirty-spaniards

Too many countries, 2bh, but nice effort. BTW, do Southern Hemisphereans actually flip their maps?

Realize my city is not an important border anymore and kms because i'm in yet another shitty city where i'll probably get beheaded since no-one cares about it anymore.

What about us? Do we go back to Denmark? Or are we claimed by the orcs?

Spic clay.

>be mexican when i go to sleep
>find out im still mexican when i wake up
>go back to sleep

world peace :DD

So nothing will change, got it.

>implying Russia and China wouldn't also be belligerent when they fill in the void

Help Americans with their war of independence

(after 2-3 decisive american victories, of course)

Thank you greatest ally

Not usually, as global standard of orientation is north = up.
I prefer south = up for aesthetic reasons,
Antarctica is Gaia's ice-cap.
Check out the original Apollo photo of Earth:

Be confused about the legal status of my herb. Wouldn't give a fuck otherwise.

leafe

>Russia

Nope, Russia is the most peaceful nation on Earth.

Celebrate, then liberate colorado from canadian rule. Maybe give them everything east of texas I don't want that shit

oh yes, which is why we cut healthcare spendings and increased the military

What? What's different? Does it not normally look like that?

stabilish the South American Empire

join forces with Mexican Empire and help them to conquer the Canadian Federation

conquer the Caribbean Sea

THEN ALL THE HERMANOS CONQUER THE ENTIRE WORLD TOGETHER

It's all for the purpose of self-defense. Russia is surrounded by a ring of enemies from all sides, what else are we supposed to do?

>cut healthcare

The dead need no healthcare at all.