Why are americans so fat and stuipid?

why are americans so fat and stuipid?

seems like no one has an explanation

really makes you think

Why are Australians fat and retarded?

rude

paskasakkia suoraan alenevassa polvessa

dumb fatposter

This made me think

They didn't used to be. The stupidening and fattening started in the '80s.

Because they don't celebrate easter?

High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Answers both.

Why are Australians so fat and stupid?

After becoming an independent nation i believe they secretly did eugenics and injected their food with sedatives

Being fat reduces the risk of getting penetrated by a bullet in a mass shooting.

Being stupid helps you drop out of school where mass shootings may take place.

t. filosofer

Overconsunption made people think fatty foods cause fat problems, then they made low-fat high-sugar replacements which make you even more fat. Low-sugar and diet foods are high in chemichals that generally make people less healthy as well, including lesser fat tolerance.

best social-darwinist explanation ever

Middle eastern immigrants desu. They're all super fat

Chubby wanna hubby?

Shart in mart?

>fast food burger content is twice level of 20 years ago
how is this a bad thing

>tfw meeting up with the buds later to go poop ourselves at Walmart

The trick is to shart on the floor, not in your pants

The British Isles sent their worst citizens there: religious fanatics, illiterate peasant class and criminals. In the late 19th century and early 20th century the rest of the world did the same (Asians, Italians, Greeks, Arabs...) plus Negroid slaves and low quality centralamericans.


United States is the human dunghill of the planet.

Why are we so successful then?

Yes, that is why the US was humiliated in the Spanish-American War. Oh wait...

About 1/5 of them are really stupid.
Just like in other countries, tho...

You can easily find that meme is false by... Speaking with them.

it is our culture

>Why are we so successful then?

More than successful, I'd say we are you so productive. And that is due to a pseudo slavery working class at the hands of a plutocracy.

Jews

>we

*why

Shart in mart

Even Uganda and Mozambique gained their independence. When a country is fighting on its own territory against a metropolis 5000 km away, victory is assured. That's why United States of Amerifatland lost in Vietnam.

>it's another let's bully america thread
why do you guys keep doing this? ;_;

A better quality of life than most of the planet is psuedoslavery?