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John Terry's mum and dad both look like John Terry edition

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plymouth

give me self confidence

BIG UP TENOR FLY
BIG UP TOP CAT

A guy with autism went to my college, I saw him today for the first time in about a year.

He was full on sprinting through the town centre with a sonic the hedgehog shirt on. He's 20 years old.

>there was nothing and then nothing exploded and that's how the universe began
this is literally and unironically how fedoras explain creation

janner twat

ordered my county flag off amazon
return to heptarchy when

Also it's still expanding today

Expanding into more nothing of course

just microwaved some kobe beef

wasn't very good, not worth all that money

Yo bait out the biggest roadman you know

wow just learned that kano played sully in top boy

he was actually pretty gud, shocked.

can't wait to post in this thread

oh wait i just did it

lmao

how old do you reckon the oldest regular britposter is?

I reckon there's gotta be a 40 odd year old software engineer who lives alone who posts here a bit.

>no /epl/

all me

>there was nothing and then sky man turned on the lights and that's how the universe began
this is literally and unironically how christcucks explain creation

hahjahajtsydrutfigyouipo[]

EPIC

there's this guy called kev yeah

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Tim is finally going to get sectioned lads

>there was nothing

not exactly

just dont trust people that dont wear a watch, cant be done

don't ever reply to me again

We have a 50s retiree

what kind of ketchup did you have with it? it's retarded splashing out on such an expensive steak to microwave and having some off brand shit instead of heinz

I'm 56

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I remember muslims in school telling me I was stupid because I believed in the Big Bang

now half of them are atheist kek

anyone have the opposite version of this?

>ywn lick a fanny

Fucking sick of this world, lads

More than half of my college is filled with pakis and niggers, I'm not even joking. What do I do?

I-is skateboarding autistic?

All my friends skate and they're cool as fuck, but turbo normies and chavs take the piss out of us.

why are the autistic all drawn to the same things?

sonic, anime, minecraft etc

What area?

always wondered if the clit is anything like a gobstobber

did indeed use heinz and drank cola with it

Make friends with them, they're people just like you

And the other half are getting BTFO in Syria

its the current year just get on with your studies

You know what to do

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>no Sup Forums

the big bang is stupid

t. not a paki

Bolton.
kek

Oh shit, I just saw that picture on The Daily Mail

Spoopy

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>had muslims in his school

UNIRONICALLY HOWLING

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it's not that great lad. It doesn't taste of much but it has a faint flavour which isn't very nice

Join the forces. There's close to zero there, especially in the Navy

Unless it's very clean, it's pretty grim

Started on Sup Forums at age 19

27 now

worked out my strategy lads
going to tell her if she wants a casual relationship then she has to understand that doesn't mean I'm her boyfriend when she's with me and then she fucks around otherwise
also means I'm not going to wait for her to fuck 20 other lads until she decides she likes me, if she wants to be casual that's all it will ever be
not going to be her emotional support either

It's for fucking poofs

>Feeling slightly sick and thought it was just fatigue from traveling so much in the past couple days
>Every result I type in appears to come up with Lymphoma

Honestly, how screwed could I be since the two biggest symptoms I have are one hardened eyeball which is slightly swollen and my glands are a little enlarged?

>notloB

ah yes

my cousin went to school with John Terry ask me anything

The duality of man is perfectly captured by this twin peice

lick mine

*i plant my hairy,shitty arse on your face and you can't tell the difference*

hehehehe

you will always be an alpha then

Got this too, RIP

I only had 2 black guys in my school. They bullied everyone, constantly disrupted lessons and both got kicked out during year 11 GCSEs.

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still no reply lads

considering ending it

listening to cooh - danovizm ft. the panacea gancher & ruin

I started(Sup Forums)at age 12

19 now

not missing anythin

Thanks lad

Did JT sleep with your cousin's gf?

here's one x

legitimately almost shat myself at work today infront of 20 middle aged women

The so-called 6" wrist with 12" forearm whilst weighing 80kg

here. you earned it, champ

>Tfw no dirty foreigners in my school

Feels good family

>$1k a vehicle. That simple. Although my role was rather more grandiose to car sales man, given I had 11 staff who actually sold I was too busy turning the wheels of industry and making network tv commercials that Call Saul would be proud of monkey.

>You wouldn't understand the mechanics of big business being a slum lord, leave it to the professionals, you stick to the binge drinking and ass-kissing.

>One thing I can guarantee you is, you'll never ever earn that kind of money or mix with the people I met working there.

Are there loads of cute lads there?

taking the gf to leipzig on a 4 week holiday

you are not Japanese

only one of you is qt

>tfw there are probably people on /brit/ posting from their year six classrooms

hi

my cousin is a grill

wew imagine wasting your entire teenage life on this shithole haha fucking nerds

i swear everything down to the space between the hairs is the same as mine . wtf where did you get this

small wrists are good for aesthetics you bender

Is it okay for a 19 year old to have a 16 year old gf?

That's not a 6" wrist

You measured it wrong you melt

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C'mooon /brit/

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one year my school got into a mini racewar with some lads from toxteth over a stolen footie and some comments, almost got jumped by about 15 black lads walking home from school until they realised I wasn't the one they were after

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bizarre and enticing

nah but I reckon go it anyway

threadly reminder that regional flags are now native to Sup Forums and ctrl+w turns them on

wish i had a bird flag

getting the gf some neat little knicknacks from an antique shop for her birthday

she likes weird little things like that rather than expensive perfumes or jewelry

why would you stay in 1 place for 4 weeks

Its legal just not street legal

>Tfw rejected by british waifu
>Tfw you will never call her 'the missus' and tell stories about cute stuff she did to the lads at the pub.
>Life=Shit

might cop