crisps edition
/brit/
haha
quite fancy my arsehole being stuffed with a giant willy
any takers?
raken
PROFITEROLES
*raises paw*
>tfw huge cock
I am depression-proof
this is a dreadful post
Is eight inches big enough for you lad?
>tfw housemates are brainless sports science "students" at the metropolitan """university"""
hope they don't fuck up my masters year
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this is really really unpleasent why do people enjoy taking weed this is actually quite scary and i have work in the morning
these things are the ultimate memedesert
they don't taste anywhere near as good as they look like they should
trying to convince the gf to do anal
no sorry
you can go first
how big are we talking?
Having violent thoughts aimed at the gf's best friend
pics
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
feeling very marginalized rn
could you please give me some attention
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do you not go to the same uni as your housemates?
>people posting shit pictures of my channel4fu
are jenna
any lad ever actually tried prostate masturbation before? what was it like?
just got my bento box
...
thoughts?
god that slag who wrote harry potter is seriously annoying
Are you serious mate?
saw her filming doctor who outside tesco metro in cardiff
it's prostrate you mong
prostate means lying flat
youtube.com
this guy needs help
Yeah
Any of you lads tried the new sandwich flavour crisps?
I have, cummed harder than I ever had done before with masturbation. I moaned so loudly I was shouting. My legs felt weak, I couldn't move for a while. I just laid there in bliss.
yeah its p nice if you accompany it with normal wanking
ok i'm very drunk
goijng to bed now and if ANYONE tries to shag my bum i won't do anythin about it
just saying haha ok goodnight now x
the harry potter series are really shit poorly written books
schizophrenics are desu
they see the world in it's true horror, they have lost the safe delusion of the automatic cultural man
hugging, sitting on the sofa and playing games together is unironically really nice and comfy
both members just have to look decently attractive and not like failed abortions for it to look cute though.
>anime poster
You'll never use it anyway you lying paki
le fox and le grapes
Lads I'm starting to worry about white genocide desu
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>app i released two years ago for windows phone and forgot about has 1000 downloads and five 5 star reviews
howling
I'm a bit shy posting it here though
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business idea: spend the time you waste shitposting on Sup Forums reading books
would quite like to see gordo fight tim
gordo would start strongly because of his frame and youthful energy but I get the feeling that as time went on tim would tap into his reserves of repressed schizo strength and throw him down the stairs
what books should i start reading
Have to walk past loads of schoolgirls wearing tights again in the morning
business idea: write a book of Sup Forums posts
DId not see the new thread
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whatsapp me
hitchhikers guide to wanking me off
I'd watch it, maybe we could have kev as the special guest referee
why would anyone buy a flake when twirls exist?
how do you even fit anything in there
haha lad don't worry I won't do such a thing
I'm oddly fascinated by those people that are so fat they produce too much oestrogen and end up looking like that
missed you
made me hard desu
my attention span is too fucked to read for as long as i spend browsing the chon
thoughts?
this thing is a female
excellent
I only used a couple fingers. Just takes time.
should I go for a run lads
Oh my fucking god lads I'm having the worst shit ever.
It's one of those where it won't come out but when it does it just fires out of my arse at rapid speed.
Haven't bought a bar of chocolate from a shop in years.
Are they still 40p?
*gapes my arsehole*
haha okay mate
on my 36th book of the year
>casually talking to a girl
>snapchat comes up somehow
>mention I don't have it
>she looks at me like I've just told her I like to murder people and wear their skins around house
how do normies even find the time to keep up with all this shit
What do you lads think of my gf?
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fiction is a load of shite 2bh, books are the worst medium for entertainment
pics
FYI 190kg Fag is stealing your footy pics w/ file names and posting them as his own
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Can't understand why you can't get an ice cream with a Twirl instead of a Flake
Might read Pound's Cantos
everyone I know stopped using it a while ago tbqh
then you should have seen me go at it
try squatting. the poo will come out easier
just careful not to do it on a cheap toilet haha
Yes lad
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG
not a fan of fridge mode
made something for Nokia that got somewhat popular
does it stretch over time or what
>reading books after the invention of full motion video
howling at these runts
watch out for ruffians :x
Boring af.
ah yes, redirected two DHL deliveries to the pick up spot, very good.
when's the next meetup lads
really enjoyed the brecon beacons meetup
what you do is make an email and buy a burner phone that you put all of your normie shit on so if anyone asks if you have some sort of normie crap you can say yes, add them and never reply to them
who?
No family.
youtube.com
snapchat is great for following slags