It's an Asian has undeclared meat episode

>it's an Asian has undeclared meat episode

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>2,000 undeclared cigarettes
>personal use

The Australian customs laws are fucking communist bullshit.

t. distributor of consumer electronics

>snake eyes and goats testicles
>personal use

>$200,000,000,000 in counterfeit hell money
>it's for a funeral, we burn it

>dehydrated dog corpse
>asian claims not to speak english

>tfw can't find the aboriginal jew clip on youtube

>it's a small amount of cocaine hidden inside the casing of the suitcase

Wasn't that a rodent or something?

At one pack/day that makes a hundred days, barely over 3 months of stockpile

>undeclared

How do you fucks even know of this show? Are your TV channels really so desperate they air garbage light entertainment from Australia? I could understand the UK maybe, but France and Finland? Christ.

youtube.com/watch?v=6s5AF4ahrOk

It's good. I like when dirty arabs get owned.

we had the same thing happen on border patrol
why would you not declare all the sausages and shit you have? do you have to do anything if you declare them?

>downloading them all now so I can be one of the cool kids

That's my favourite show m8 ;^)
I'm going to try to smuggle something to Aus some day, just for giggles.
Something weird like a jar of mosquitoes or reindeer shit. That'll get me in telly.

Niggas will watch anything, hell they even watch shit like Home and Away, Neighbours etc that no one here will touch.

Carved wooden dick, claim you're a mighty benis shaman from Fingolia

>US/Canada Border show
>people crossing accidentally
>Sorry

>asian "visiting relatives" in Australia
>can't remember name or place of residence

>Chinese coming for a holiday in Australia
>"no English"
>no money
>goes mute after translator arrives
>coke in a shoe

have any of you actually been through customs and seen if its similar to the show?
I went through but as a returning aussie the process seems to be streamlined they didn't even check my bags I think they gave me a card with 5 questions on it and that was waved through since I marked them all no

We have a shitty tv channel called pick tv which plays this show all the time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_(TV_channel)

There is more shitty reality here than anywhere else, xfactor,airport etc all came from here first.

lel

lel

I watch them on youtube
I have the shittiest cable package possible so there isn't much to watch on TV

>European backpacker gets deported for working illegally

>14 year old asian girl traveling alone
>check her phone
>obvious sex worker

kek they've started showing this show here, more entertaining than our Border Wars show which is just "lol we found a car on the border with drugs", "lol we found some mexicans in the desert', "oops someone escaped we gotta go find them" ad nauseum

You forgot "being detained for clerical error" "long, drawn-out interview with embellished tension only to be resolved amicably" and "old fool accidentally entered border crossing lane with truck full of firearms"

youtube.com/watch?v=_S2wWVGprMQ

>Flying into Australia
>Filling out customs form
>"Have you worn your shoes in a rural/wilderness area?"
>Shit went hiking
>Look around, huge plane full of Asians, customs line will be out the arse
>'No'
>Nothing to declare
>Officials wave me straight through customs
>Pass an 80+ YO Asian couple arguing with their 3 words of English about some wooden shit
>mfw

do you cunts not have sniffer dogs for this exact reason?

They're just there to banter nervous foreigners.

>mfw I got bantered by one because it thought I had fruit in my bag
did it think I was foreign?

No dogs, blacks or irish!

DELET THIS

based Border Patrol eliminating the drug mules

People don't declare goods because:
1. It's a pain in the ass
2. People don't want to have their shit thrown away
3. People don't want to pay taxes on their shit
4. 9/10 times you can get away with it

Hey Aussies.
I've got a foot (that's 30.48 cm to you backwards savages) of meat here to declare for you.
It's my dick.
Should I whip it out?

looks like you've declared more than you actually have

off to customs with you ya seppo cunt

our border security is allowed to discriminate against asians because they always have contraband

>they bring in a border services asian to translate on his day off
>no speak engrish asian is now fearful

lol they do this every time

one time i was called to serve jury duty and during selection the judge was asking them questions and they'd put on this extremely heavy accent and almost comically misunderstand the judge and claim to barely know English. once they were in the hallway outside the courtroom though they spoke perfect English

had a friend from Japan who was always j-walking

once the local police started following him, wanting to give him a ticket and he pretended not to understand English. the fucks eventually gave up. it explains why there are so many pedestrian accidents in Chinatown, they probably don't patrol there.

i've read in a few countries there are parts of cities that police more or less stay out of, "no go zones" so to speak

Molenbeek in Brussels was one of the ones I read in the news article. wonder how many fewer police shootings we would have if cops adopted similar policies here

During the BLM bullshit this summer some police dept. tweeted something like "if we wanted to kill you, we'd just stop patrolling in your neighborhoods and let you murder each other."

>it's a spic has undeclared meat episode

>flag
>cities with plenty of chineses
>they don't even put effort to learn italian
>or english
>never socialize
I don't get their behavior. It's like they don't give a fuck about anything

I didn't even know this was a show at first, I thought everyone was playing along with eachother like it's a real show. Like King of the Hill mmo threads.

lel I visited Palermo once and there was this whole quarter full of chinese owned wholesale fabric stores.
Not to mention all the nigs and curryshits.
That said I actually enjoyed the city, pretty good food and wines.
One old dude selling pano con panelle near the central station gave me my change with a 5€ bill where someone had written "froccio - tanto per dire..." on it but that's another story.

>sicily get a french tourist
>offend him with stereotypes writing offense on the change bill
We never stop to surprise ourself

>It's a somebody didn't put their dog from a 1st world country through quarantine so we need to fine them and kill it despite letting in fucking CANE TOADS episode

Well I don't think the old guy wrote it, he just got rid of the bill with me.
I don't speak Italian so I asked a waiter in some restaurant what froccio means, we had good laugh.

Home and away us the greatest show of all time

TONIGHT ON NORTH KOREA BORDER SECURITY
PIG DISGUSTING AMERICAN TRIES TO SMUGGRE GRORIOUS KOREAN FRAG
WE SENTENCE TO RABOUR CAMP

it knew

i am DUMBFOUNDED that people watch Australian t.v

youtube.com/watch?v=rHbIo3DksFQ
It's hilarious

>mfw the china man gets angry for no reason and keeps making it worse for himself

>be working at camp in MN
>Aussie is camping there for the week
>one of the activities is hatchet throwing
>Aussie manages to break the handle of the hatchet
>whatever, we've got spares, but you can take it home as a souvenir if you want
>nah, I can't take home any wood

What the fuck Australia?

FOY

I just watch stuff on Youtube because it's entertaining to watch. Don't know if they actually air this on our TV, but we used to have a bunch of similar Australian stuff airing here.

>old asian lady trying to smuggle something
>doesn't speak english

I can explain the reasons why, they're boring

It's pretty popular here, and airs constantly

>it's a 'the judges confuse grant denyer with a contestant episode'

>it's a Chinese couple didn't put their crushed baby foreskin homeopathic medicine in the clearly designated quarantine bins episode

>it's an Indian shoe salesman and his brother get off the plane with $10 USD between them and no passports episode
>it's an every single passenger that goes through customs pretends not to speak English episode

>tfw Yuros watch more Australian commercial telly than I do

>Package from south east asia has rotting wood in it

everytime

Fuck you guys. Because of this thread I've downloaded two seasons of this show and now I'm hooked.

kek

>it's an australians being surprised people around the world watch their shows about border control episode
it's funny as hell because australians are full nazi when it comes to bringing anything across the border coupled with being surrounded by third world countries who don't give a shit about rules and on top of that being the favorite destination of degenerates looking for beaches.

I just like watching ching chongs trying to get past border security and getting called out.

>bring fruit snacks for the 18 hour flight
>one left over, saving it for the long customs line
>seen taking bite
>arrested for tampering with evidence

From what I've seen, they'll let you finish off any food you bring in as long as you declare it.

>but it's legal where I come from

we have meme tv

>Hiding cannabis in anus
>"Ah, but I thought, it would not be issue here"

>hold on while i eat 5 kgs of dried bird tongue

They're just trying to protect our biodiversity m8, bringing random shit from other parts of the world into this country usually doesn't turn out well for the locals, like cane toads, rabbits, and the British

>those episodes where they send someone to find that one Laotian baggage collector so that customs can understand what the fuck the passenger is talking about

Couldn't you shit the seeds whcih could bloom in Australia?

I want my seeds to bloom in some of tnese qt border agents.

our sewage doesnt get planted out in a field

I want my seeds to bloom in some of these qt border agents.

What do you do with it?


Here we process the hell out of it until it's just black sludge with no real health risks and put in on fields that aren't for human consumption as fertilizer.

Finnish tv loves this kind of crap, I guess shows like this are cheap to buy.

>it's funny as hell because australians are full nazi when it comes to bringing anything across the border

They're just worried the brits will try to sneak in some criminals again.

>It's an "airsoft guns are classified as firearms in Australia" episode

You're expecting that Ranjeet will poo in loo while he's on holiday?

I visited France for a couple of weeks one time. When we were flying back home, they put my backpack through a scanner, which resulted in three very agitated Frenchmen suddenly pointing at the screen and talking rapidly
They took everything I had out very carefully, apparently it was a few large pinecones in a plastic bag that caused them so much distress.

Also they've found a sandwich I brought for the travel two weeks earlier in a front pouch I had completely forgotten about. Let's just say the state of it was unspeakable and leave it at that.

We often get Aussie shows over here (usually just Aussie versions of our own shows). Even the Kiwi programme Police Ten 7 airs here.

We had that shit as well. You are very rough with kiwis.

I never realized just how many asians are in Australia until I started watching this... You guys are even worse than Canada.

...

I learnt from these shows that Australia and New Zealand are the only two countries where it's illegal to not wear a bicycle helmet and if caught the police will have you.

I don't think they even have Walmarts...

We have bicycle helmet laws in some states here in the US but they usually only apply to cyclists under the age of 16.