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Mum's gonna be livid when she realizes I've been up all night

Where's your pic from?

America > Shitain

new builds are runt boxes

FOY

I actively report all under 18 slags that put that they're over 18 on Tinder

love live

just kill me

It's true though. I'd rather be chatting to people on /brit/ than scrolling through facebook sharing stupid pictures hoping people i barely every speak to will validate me with a like

literally the worst general

k-on

well we do have a housing shortage so it stands to reason we need to build new houses you fucking moron

>Unironically living in Great Britain

Couldn't pay me desu

Thanks

probably a stupid question, but can you get a tan from artificial lighting?

to contain the runts

Couldn't pay me to be a wageslave lads

Could. Not. Pay me.

Asuka.

do you guys miss me

>solid brick house
>running hot and cold 100% clean water
>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage - can shit in a special room and all the waste gets washed away for someone else to deal with
>bawww life is terrible i wish i was ded

You must be 18 or over to post

Post tabs. Hardmode: don't close any.

yo

>new build flats

ah yes

really hate having zero artistic ability


all i am good at is remembering things

Feel a bit ill

You do realise that 99% of the anons bragging about gfs and their education on /brit/ are confirmed pakis? Boasting is how they think they fit in.

Yes if it's ultra violet light. light is light wherever it comes from m8

>being proud of things that were common even 50 years ago

found the terraced shithole dweller

I don't give a fuck about Pakistan

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>A. Vivaldi: Concerti Con M

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found the poortherner

yank status: filtered

you lot are moving bookey bruv kmt

literally nothing wrong with terraces
they're the most efficient form of housing

can newbuilds say that?
no
newbuilds give the illusion of spacious rooms, gardens and garages
the pavement is actually just tarmac, just like the road
it's just another footpath for the developers

t. fat fuck

watching snatch

especially like the parts where the pikeys speak jibberish

*stalls my 1.2 seat ibiza*

>Dentistry is ABB

>terraced shithole dweller
>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage

Did you even read what he posted, Rasheed?

>gif

nice

ok la sorry I was mean before

you're alright

Hey lads, look what I found, kek.

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I forgot you also can get internet cheap as fuck allowing you to shitpost all day and pirate thousands of awesome computer games giving you enough entertainment for a hundred lifetimes

>boohoo my lyfe is so hard

me on the right

Woah, indoor plumbing? My god it's like the future! Absolute drooling retards jesus

t. paki

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do people in brazil still use them?

woulda thought you had graduated to walkmans by now

Imagine wearing a hat that doesn't fit you.

Literally cannot fathom it.

Tell that to 60% of the world chum. Not having to shit in a bucket is a dream to them.

ahh yes, all the rorkes crawl out the woodwork now
i'm not even brown btw

New detached houses have a far higher market value than terraced houses for a good reason.

*destroys thread with my heat vision*

I'm white actually

but he's being far more level headed than expected given the amount of shit he's getting

>tfw my dad chose a house in a row of 4 terraced homes on a huge hill because he wanted to be out of the way and just be with my mother

Pretty comfy going over there desu, not how I expected a terrace to be

Fuck off Rasheed nobody cares about your obsessive rambling

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Do you struggle with words, Rasheed?

Actually don't answer, the answer is obvious, so fuck off to Ummah.

my todger on the right

it's outragously hot lads

im struggling to sleep

Going to tell your nan t.b.h.

>terraced shithole dweller is actually proud of having indoor plumbing

ahahahahahahah. what's the alternative? an outhouse? those haven't been in use for decades

Spot the mad pakis.

haha imagine

*readjusts hat*

Just wanted to tell you all that I agree with this tweet

who the fuck do you think you are posting pornography on a blue board you stupid fucking cunt?

ummmmmmmmm leftists???????

>Yes, and my response was refuting it, you fucking smelly dumb paki.
Pakisaroundtheworld.png
You are as dark as Saudi Arabia and almost as dark as Pakistan itself
Tfw my country has literally zero pakistanis
The perfidious rosbeef destroyed once again by science

It's just neurotic paki shitposters who want to lump the attention onto someone else

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Nah don't be a cunt m8

>an outhouse? those haven't been in use for decades

mate you haven't been to the real north recently, have you?
granted, they're rare. but i still know a few people with them.

*sighs*

yeah I can barely contain my rage

>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage - can shit in a special room and all the waste gets washed away

He is describing basic indoor plumbing, the type of which has been almost universal for years. Clearly you're the one who's struggling you fucking downie

Found one.

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Exactly. So stop moaning you cunt.

artistic

>"the real north"
>outhouses

kek even the worst 1950s council houses still standing were built with indoor fucking plumbing. even super remote farms have chemical toilets these days. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to retarded children, probably because i am

chebbingtons

Africa should check their privilege.
They don't know how good they have it.

I dislike this paki and rasheed gimmick desu. Mostly because it's an English thing, as someone who doesn't live there I have only seen like 1 person from pakistan ever aside from being in England.

Show me your willy or I won't be your friend any more.

>Yes, dentistry is ABB, I am 100% certain and will demand proof otherwise.

How come we're inundated with pakis all of a sudden? Has some sinister Sajid linked this site on www.infidel.pk?

There sending in the nano fly's when I'm out walking i know they destroy your image if you don't obey orders and use saver torture methods i think it's happening to millions around the world i heard them talking about safe houses they all have cameras in there eyes because they told me they see everything i see this is only the tip of the ice berg there going to take control of them and turn them against the one 1% we are all in danger if nothing is done about this I'm going to gather my evidence and go to England there's a doctor there that might be able to help me this place is very dangerous there changing mind sets it's disgusting i don't know hi they are getting away with this all voices are working hand & hand I'm playing along with them and they are using birds i know they are using my methods they told me they were making voice recordings i can here voices coming from the trees and they are calling me a genius i think this is because i play along with mind sets but i haven't changed they are trying to comatose me making evidence I'm sorry if i am bothering use

people that brag about going to work in health care have some sort of mental illness

Shame they're attached to an absolute dog of a human being.

>be terraced shithole dweller
>a-at least i have indoor plumbing and an itnernet connection
>my standard of living easily matches that of stellar places such as cities in romania and bulgaria

>not knowing what a paki is
DUMB
BASTARD

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the gf has small chebs but a big arse

i can live with it

Mate you proved him wrong just let it go now

Good lad. Mustn't let the youth lead themselves astray.

don't care still would

Not sure I'm following the 'I hate terraced houses gimmick'

Is it just those northern ones? What about the ones in London or the coastal areas in the south? What an enigma this all is