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Mum's gonna be livid when she realizes I've been up all night
Where's your pic from?
America > Shitain
new builds are runt boxes
FOY
I actively report all under 18 slags that put that they're over 18 on Tinder
love live
just kill me
It's true though. I'd rather be chatting to people on /brit/ than scrolling through facebook sharing stupid pictures hoping people i barely every speak to will validate me with a like
literally the worst general
k-on
well we do have a housing shortage so it stands to reason we need to build new houses you fucking moron
>Unironically living in Great Britain
Couldn't pay me desu
Thanks
probably a stupid question, but can you get a tan from artificial lighting?
to contain the runts
Couldn't pay me to be a wageslave lads
Could. Not. Pay me.
Asuka.
do you guys miss me
>solid brick house
>running hot and cold 100% clean water
>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage - can shit in a special room and all the waste gets washed away for someone else to deal with
>bawww life is terrible i wish i was ded
You must be 18 or over to post
Post tabs. Hardmode: don't close any.
yo
>new build flats
ah yes
really hate having zero artistic ability
all i am good at is remembering things
Feel a bit ill
You do realise that 99% of the anons bragging about gfs and their education on /brit/ are confirmed pakis? Boasting is how they think they fit in.
Yes if it's ultra violet light. light is light wherever it comes from m8
>being proud of things that were common even 50 years ago
found the terraced shithole dweller
I don't give a fuck about Pakistan
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>A. Vivaldi: Concerti Con M
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found the poortherner
yank status: filtered
you lot are moving bookey bruv kmt
literally nothing wrong with terraces
they're the most efficient form of housing
can newbuilds say that?
no
newbuilds give the illusion of spacious rooms, gardens and garages
the pavement is actually just tarmac, just like the road
it's just another footpath for the developers
t. fat fuck
watching snatch
especially like the parts where the pikeys speak jibberish
*stalls my 1.2 seat ibiza*
>Dentistry is ABB
>terraced shithole dweller
>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage
Did you even read what he posted, Rasheed?
>gif
nice
ok la sorry I was mean before
you're alright
Hey lads, look what I found, kek.
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I forgot you also can get internet cheap as fuck allowing you to shitpost all day and pirate thousands of awesome computer games giving you enough entertainment for a hundred lifetimes
>boohoo my lyfe is so hard
me on the right
Woah, indoor plumbing? My god it's like the future! Absolute drooling retards jesus
t. paki
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do people in brazil still use them?
woulda thought you had graduated to walkmans by now
Imagine wearing a hat that doesn't fit you.
Literally cannot fathom it.
Tell that to 60% of the world chum. Not having to shit in a bucket is a dream to them.
ahh yes, all the rorkes crawl out the woodwork now
i'm not even brown btw
New detached houses have a far higher market value than terraced houses for a good reason.
*destroys thread with my heat vision*
I'm white actually
but he's being far more level headed than expected given the amount of shit he's getting
>tfw my dad chose a house in a row of 4 terraced homes on a huge hill because he wanted to be out of the way and just be with my mother
Pretty comfy going over there desu, not how I expected a terrace to be
Fuck off Rasheed nobody cares about your obsessive rambling
Do you struggle with words, Rasheed?
Actually don't answer, the answer is obvious, so fuck off to Ummah.
my todger on the right
it's outragously hot lads
im struggling to sleep
Going to tell your nan t.b.h.
>terraced shithole dweller is actually proud of having indoor plumbing
ahahahahahahah. what's the alternative? an outhouse? those haven't been in use for decades
Spot the mad pakis.
haha imagine
*readjusts hat*
Just wanted to tell you all that I agree with this tweet
who the fuck do you think you are posting pornography on a blue board you stupid fucking cunt?
ummmmmmmmm leftists???????
>Yes, and my response was refuting it, you fucking smelly dumb paki.
Pakisaroundtheworld.png
You are as dark as Saudi Arabia and almost as dark as Pakistan itself
Tfw my country has literally zero pakistanis
The perfidious rosbeef destroyed once again by science
It's just neurotic paki shitposters who want to lump the attention onto someone else
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Nah don't be a cunt m8
>an outhouse? those haven't been in use for decades
mate you haven't been to the real north recently, have you?
granted, they're rare. but i still know a few people with them.
*sighs*
yeah I can barely contain my rage
>sophisticated plumbing and sewerage - can shit in a special room and all the waste gets washed away
He is describing basic indoor plumbing, the type of which has been almost universal for years. Clearly you're the one who's struggling you fucking downie
Found one.
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Exactly. So stop moaning you cunt.
artistic
>"the real north"
>outhouses
kek even the worst 1950s council houses still standing were built with indoor fucking plumbing. even super remote farms have chemical toilets these days. sometimes i feel like i'm talking to retarded children, probably because i am
chebbingtons
Africa should check their privilege.
They don't know how good they have it.
I dislike this paki and rasheed gimmick desu. Mostly because it's an English thing, as someone who doesn't live there I have only seen like 1 person from pakistan ever aside from being in England.
Show me your willy or I won't be your friend any more.
>Yes, dentistry is ABB, I am 100% certain and will demand proof otherwise.
How come we're inundated with pakis all of a sudden? Has some sinister Sajid linked this site on www.infidel.pk?
There sending in the nano fly's when I'm out walking i know they destroy your image if you don't obey orders and use saver torture methods i think it's happening to millions around the world i heard them talking about safe houses they all have cameras in there eyes because they told me they see everything i see this is only the tip of the ice berg there going to take control of them and turn them against the one 1% we are all in danger if nothing is done about this I'm going to gather my evidence and go to England there's a doctor there that might be able to help me this place is very dangerous there changing mind sets it's disgusting i don't know hi they are getting away with this all voices are working hand & hand I'm playing along with them and they are using birds i know they are using my methods they told me they were making voice recordings i can here voices coming from the trees and they are calling me a genius i think this is because i play along with mind sets but i haven't changed they are trying to comatose me making evidence I'm sorry if i am bothering use
people that brag about going to work in health care have some sort of mental illness
Shame they're attached to an absolute dog of a human being.
>be terraced shithole dweller
>a-at least i have indoor plumbing and an itnernet connection
>my standard of living easily matches that of stellar places such as cities in romania and bulgaria
>not knowing what a paki is
DUMB
BASTARD
the gf has small chebs but a big arse
i can live with it
Mate you proved him wrong just let it go now
Good lad. Mustn't let the youth lead themselves astray.
don't care still would
Not sure I'm following the 'I hate terraced houses gimmick'
Is it just those northern ones? What about the ones in London or the coastal areas in the south? What an enigma this all is