Hey, Sup Forums, list your accomplishments for today

hey, Sup Forums, list your accomplishments for today

Today, I listened to Captain Beefheart again and then I farted.

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I was reminded that I retire in almost a week, cannot wait.

I made a thread with almost 200 posts.

>Ate chips and a battered sausage
>Played football
>Had 3 ciggies after being off them for 4 days
>Girlfriend is fighting with me because of I didn't text back

dachau blues DACHAU BLUES

3/4 of those are not accomplishments

Good choice in music 2bh. I slept until 4:30 and made some Haggis I bought in Scotland 2 years ago - it tasted decent. I have a week before I have to go back to school (rising 2nd year in College and still not knowing what I want to do when I grow up).

I successfully put off giving money for rent for another couple of days and then I shit my brains out from some kind of awful sickness I've been having the last few days.

First day sore throat
Second day stuffed nose
Third day muscle soreness
Fourth day (today) shitting my brains out. however no more muscle soreness nor sore throat

I have high hopes for tomorrow but I just wish I could vomit right this very moment to get rid of the nausea I feel.

I rang my financial institution to clarify some details they had been frustratingly vague and difficult with. Then I tried to get the wheels in motion so that I could do my own tax return online; but their system is down for whatever reason.
Fucking Aussie internet fuck my life.

Does getting balls busted all night count?

How old are you?

Joined USA's server in dota and won a match. Yankees were mad.

Almost 33, my house is paid for and I sold a patent for a certain plastic product, I will not be taking world cruises every year but I will never have to work again if I do not go money mad.

there's no americans that play dota

you were playing with el peruANOs....

So let me make sure I've got this straight:
>Retiring at 33
>Using sizeable sum of money/income to live a modest life for the remainder of your years
Mate you are practically living my dream. Fucken good on you.

Thanks, I just need need to find something to do for a new hobby. Was thinking of buying an armoured vehicle or something to fix up from here.

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Maybe wheeled since tracked is a bastard to get road legal and is pretty tough to maintain for 1 man.

Played alien isolation for 6 hours while "working",switched to reading at 3.25 AM when the fire alarm went off and i had actually do something.

Sounds expensive.

>woke up at 10 am
>ate breakfast
>took a nap

Looking at a Ferret for less than £20k for a working one, more expensive than my car but will turn a few heads when I pull up to ASDA in one.

Oh yeah mate you'll be pulling them left and right when you cruise down the road in that machine.

The wife will be chuffed!

i finally shaved my beard

She'll take your APC in a divorce settlement m8. Either use it to machinegun her or don't get one.

DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I WAS
I REALIZED LIFE WAS A GAME
THE MORE SERIOUSLY I TOOK THINGS THE HARDER THE RULES BECAME
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT'D COST
MY LIFE PASSED BEFORE MY EYES
I FOUND OUT HOW LITTLE I ACCOMPLISHED
ALL MY PLANS DENIED

mfw