How come we make fun of Americans but not Brits?

The reason Burgers have no culture is mainly the Brits fault, since Britbongs have no culture of their own either. Their industrial revolution wiped away their history and whatever little culture they had amassed before, just to create mindless drones who would work in factories 24/7 breathing in toxic fumes only to die a few years later. That cultural...genocide is the reason for the woes of Britain today.

You ever wonder why Brits have such an awful reputation for being drunkards, having no self-control whatsoever, and why are they the most hated tourists in Europe? Why British towns look like a weird concrete/brick suburbia in a nuclear winter? Well know you know.
And look no further than Spanish colonies, whom nobody could accuse of lacking culture. The Spaniards had much to impart on their colonies, whereas the Brits could only give wild capitalism and not much else.

>b-but we wuz kangs n' shiet
If you mean a select few was in the nobility, yes. That still leaves 99% of the population eating dirt and drinking tea, pretending they are something they are not. It's like putting rouge on a pig. It's obscene.
>what about Scotts and the Irish?
The Irish have culture, and their own language. Scotts have a few vestigial remains, but overall they are almost identical to the English.

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Love it when ex-communist shitholes where the only thing to do is drink and do drugs think they're somehow how better than first world nations.

Truly the height of irony.

Latin America literally has no culture outside of narcos and tacos

Fight me faggits.

>Their industrial revolution wiped away their history and whatever little culture they had amassed before

Quite true lad, although I would like to point out that we industrialized more thoroughly than the Bongs did, thus Bongs getting cucked by our culture rather than the other way around

America has lost its culture to mass-production and globalism, but we're talking all you cunts with us.

>Love it when ex-communist shitholes where the only thing to do is drink and do drugs think they're somehow how better than first world nations.
There are plenty of things to do here, it's not our fault British tourists are only interested in booze and drugs. Need I remind you of Sunny Beach?
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>pretending there are no commie blocks in Britain
whew lad.

dis gon be gud

because america is more relevant and bantering it gives you a greater satisfaction, i guess.

Seriously... start another metric/imperial thread, watch the Brits clam up. They'll spend three hours arguing that they're the only ones driving on the correct side of the road but see if they ever volunteer to justify continuing to use miles, pints, or pounds.

>Cuba
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You're a nigger lashing out at your betters. English culture is so ubiquitous you don't even know it's there. You're living it. It's western culture and now world cutlure

american education

The UK and the USA have more culture than every other country combined by a magnitude of 100

Brits ain't fat

you're welcome

At least they can admit that shit's retarded.

language is the most important part of any culture, you are literally communicating to us in English forcing you to partake in british culture just to tell us 'britain has no culture'

Why the fuck don't you want to make fun of me? Am I not fat? Do I not shit my pants? Am I not retarded enough for you? What do I have to DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Senpai please recognize me!

yes they are

they are overweight, not morbid obese like some americans

>speaking pointless things is considered culture in Australia
I expected nothing less.

That's really mean Hungry and I'm very sorry you feel this strongly about my country and it's regards to culture etc.

Personally I feel you are wrong, again that's just my opinion, and if you would like to discuss your views further i'd be happy to engage your opinions.


All the best.

Regards

Dr Thomas E R Crimley

>Country without McDonald
>Iceland
>McDonald Burger in Iceland is 5.21

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I'm THICC tyvm

There's one at Guantanamo

We're rich with history, architecture, natural beauty, literature, language, sport and pretty much every single part of Western culture you can think of because we colonised the world and forced our lifestyle upon them.

And in recent years one of our former colonies has gone on to become the biggest superpower in the world and remind you all of Western culture, and by proxy, British culture.

Anglos rule the world. Don't try and imply otherwise.

Sometimes I wonder whether people on Sup Forums have understood exactly what "culture" is.

Not even gonna respond to the notion that UK has no culture.

Instead I'll respond to the notion that USA has no culture. It's simply not true. USA has a lot of culture, and it's spreading throughout the world.

Everytime you go to your halloween costume parties, everytime you go on valentine dates with your qt, it's american culture on your doorsteps. Just to mention two very obvious ones.

Have you seen the skyline of Paris? Madrid? Berlin? London? All asian cities like tokyo? Etc etc. American architecture.

>we have culture because of old buildings
>messily 6.nothing hits town that we wouldn't even feel in the states
>all old buildings collapsed and kill hundreds

Does this mean Europe has less culture now?
Or does it just mean your culture was shit?

The anglosphere has arguably the widest reaching cultural influence in the world, and has for the past 200 years. English is the language of the world, and you all are practically slaves to American style consumerism now days.

Also British standard of living was still above that of other European countries during the industrial revolution. Sure city life sucked, but it sucked everywhere. It's what you get for putting hundreds of thousands of people into a disease breeding ground. They actually made good headway in disease control because of it being such a prevalent problem in London.

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Thanks Norbro, most American culture is just seen as typical modernity for the most part.
However, most people see American culture as a homogeneous things as well sadly. Each area has different temperments, social norms, history, cuisine, speech styles, and even architecture. Sure, there's an underlying nationalism of the United States that people seem to both acknowledge indirectly and deny at the same time, but it remains an undercurrent that moves the various different systems. Saying the USA is the same throughout is like saying Bretons are the same as Parisians or Lyonnais, saying that Bavarians are the same as Berliners, or saying that a rural Swede is the same as those in Malmo.
It's a stupid meme that needs to die.

>How come we make fun of Americans but not Brits?
loooooooool

Who cares about culture when you ruled a quarter of the world at one point.

Not watched the video but the level of fat of the girl in the pic is rare in the UK. We have a lot of obese people but not many death fats compared to the US

It's kind of funny. Holidays that world thinks are ugly inventions like Halloween are the work of Irish/Scottish folk who brought their customs with them.

Ignoring the the whole "I'm 1/16th Irish" meme Irish/Scottish influence is deeper than what most people realize.

Same is true for Canada.