Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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brown people movie

シュおっつ

ウルトラマンと帰って来たウルトラマンは同じウルトラマンですか?

ちょっと違う

ども

加勢大周と新加勢大周くらい違う

20th Century Boys乙
懐かしすぎる

youtube.com/watch?v=Yc7xjrUae90
From 1 hour 42 minites to 1 h 58 m 46 s, they should talk about Korea but sound is eliminated.
What does that mean?

ピカチュウの声優、大谷育江がエロゲに出てるってウワサを聞いたけどほんとかいな

/balt/

Am I the only one who thinks Valdimore has a tinge of Asian eyes

he's unironically a cryptofinn

kek japanese is unironically the ugliest of all 3 languages

よく発音で舌使いが大事って言うでしょ?

それ違うから、鼻を通すかどうかと言うほうがもっとその国の言葉として重要だから。

How do you say Happy Bear ? Kuma something
Something kawaii with Kuma, my sister loves Kuma kichi but it need to be something else.
I don't speak japanese so don't trick me pls~

Not even. Japanese is one of the few good sounding ones.

Top 3
englis
spanich
japlin

It definitely is the best Asian lang by a mile, the rest are pretty unattractive.

It's for her cat's name btw

日本語なら『なにぬねの』と『まみむめも』は鼻を使うからやわからい音になるようだ。
だから女の子の名前によく使われる。
youtube.com/watch?v=0GRTQZvNwZc
10 minites 15 second

例 マミ、ナミ、アンパンマンの女キャラのパターン(メロンパンナ、ロールパンナ)

He kind of looks like that frog with his hands crossed under his mouth

Kuma Manko
Kuma Unko
Kumanko
Kuma Unchi
Kuma Zannyou
Kuma mon

Kumamotojishinngooooowwwwww

What does it mean?
Thx for your answers

Kuma chan
Kuma ko
Kuma nyan

Poor you

そう、日本語は言語自体でも鼻を通す発音があるけど、人のタイプでも鼻を使う人とつかわない人がいて、だいたい低い声の人は鼻を通してたりするよね。

でも、英語でそれっぽく聞かせるためには、口を閉じて鼻で低く「んーーーーー」ってやった後、そのまま鼻を鳴らした状態で英語を話すとそれっぽく聞こえる。

アジアの言語やスペイン語やイタリア語が甲高く聞こえるのは鼻を通さない言語の仕組みだからで、韓国語とか英語は鼻を通さないと発音しにくい言語だから低い声の人が多い。

英語ネイティブでも黒人やアジア人、白人と声の種類が聞き分けられるのはこの鼻腔の構造自体が人種で違うからなんだね。

>tfw no kumamiki gf
youtube.com/watch?v=SLD9At2HCDY

Pls gib names with translation
No tricks pls, I surrender

gay

Kuma Manko = bear vagina
Kuma Unko = bear poo
Kumanko = beargina
Kuma Unchi = kuma shit
Kuma Zannyou = bear with left over pee in his bladder
Kuma mon is pic related

>Adventures of the typical white man in japan

goes to japan
gets some wageslave programmer job
marries some unwanted BBA
has kids
she goes insane and divorces him
his kids get bullied for being different and kill themselves

KEK, japan gets all the lowest quality immigrants, it's hilarious

That's just mean, man

literally putin eyes

Kuma chan
Chan is not noun. Chan is used after name and means cute girl or kid.
Kuma ko
Ko means kid.
Kuma nyan
Nyan is not noun and not formal. Nyan is used after name and means cute like a cat.

actually you missed the part where she kidnaps the kids and keeps them from him and the government does nothing and the police take her side and this goes on the rest of his life

Well at least he won't become a part of the JUSTice league with the alimony

yea it's a pretty sweet deal t b h

Cute

>defective jap genes mixed with white nu-male genes

yep

and now I realize the revisioned jap flag is a white flag

>>Adventures of the typical white man in japan

Here are the adventures of a typical white girl in Japan

youtube.com/user/TaylorR1488

>goes to Japan
>becomes a model b/c 99.2% of Jap women are ugly-as-fuck
>used by many Japanese men
>makes Youtube channel
>gets millions of views
>gets interweb-famous

>youtube.com/user/TaylorR1488

With one of her many Japanese boyfriends

そうだよ
日本の女は今非常に甘やかされて育ち、成人してからも優遇されている
自我の発達は中年でも小学校レベルとなる
怪物だ

Thx a lot!

>1488

She's passable when dolled up, I suppose.
嬉しい熊、です。

>Thai kiddydiddling tourist shitposting 24/7
Did a jap finger you out in a police lineup or something?

KEK

>this can pass for a model in japan

t. weeb

The guy on the right looks south east asian

糞スレだから韓国の話しようぜ
劣等チョンはいつ歴史を捏造するの止めるつもりなのかな

I can't think of a better deal. The man gets to carry on with his life with zero baggage, while the woman has to slave away caring for and supporting the kids.

みんな
漏れ博多弁学ぼうかって思ってるけど
博多弁使う海国人みればどんな感じ?

これフランスではどう思われてるの?

博多は韓国人や在日も多いし、変ではないと思うよ
あと九州はアジア人を多く受け入れてる大学が多いからね

Same way as Rila passes as a model

You have to think that any white woman who goes to live in japan has some kind of mental illness considering how easy life is for them in the west, and japanese men won't put up with any of their shit.

あいつらは死ねばいいのにな

どっちのこと?w

日本は大阪大学や名古屋大学よりも先に朝鮮半島と台湾に大学を作った

とっとーと?

Rila falls under the "unconventional" model tier, as in she's unconventionally attractive, it's the new standard for western supermodels/runway models, a lot of them aren't conventionally attractive, take cara delvigne(sp) for example

thai is taorilan :b

sometimes hurts to be right

lawsuit is inevitable and woman must win in Japan.

なんなんなん?

Rila isn't anything near Cara Delvigne's level.
At least with Cara even I can understand the appeal of her looks but Rila is plain ugly

>アジアの言語やスペイン語やイタリア語が甲高く聞こえるのは鼻を通さない言語の仕組みだからで、韓国語とか英語は鼻を通さないと発音しにくい言語だから低い声の人が多い。
ブラジル人がみんな甲高く聞こえるのはこれだったのか

ではレアな方言おしえて
いっちゃんすいとうよ

>Rila is plain ugly

delet this

九州が好きなら、鹿児島弁使ったら?

おいどんは西郷どんでごわす

キチガイ共産主義者の Charlie hebdo

まあ本当に報復で死んだりしてるしなw

hmmm now I recall you getting mad about people complaining about taorila and I think it was you who flooded the thread with her pics a few months ago

タイは手痛い失敗したわけだ
外国人は日本女と結婚しない事だ
そういう意味では日本女のビッチ扱いは正しい

BANZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bZ_gAVEEXo

まあ、九州が好きではなく
ただ福岡の女子がかわいいじゃんw
それが理由。
女子に受ける方言を欲しいよ

kek, i'm not that autistic, my friend

I didn't read this post, can somebody summarize it for me?

I thought you said it was you but maybe I remembered it wrong

>九州が好きではなく
きさんに教える方言はなか

前に九州が好きって言ってた韓国の人とは別人かな?実際に別府とか行ったことあると話してた気がするけど
まあ、福岡の女性に博多弁で話しかければ仲良くなりやすいかもね

3 hours 3 seconds, sound is eliminated again when South Korean president is talking.
That's intentional failure.
Why did Putin invite her when Russia don't need South Korea?

漏れは日本行ったこともないよ( ;゚Д゚)

wait are you dead? someone somewhere else was saying you where dead

What can you tell me about みとせのりこ?

I just found her name. The name of the woman who sings the most beautiful song ever made. She is now my favorite singer ever.
youtu.be/URoDgd9qkow

間違えた。

のこと。

BBA w

It was probably just some sort of a audio feed mix up when they switch translators

Here are the adventures of another white girl in Japan

>travels to Japan
>works as a waitress at clubs
>gets involved with older Japanese men who use her as a fucktoy
>settles down with a divorced Japanese guy with a kid

ノン、ノン、オナニーは一日一回だけ

...

please marry with this Japanese lady

She looks pretty happy de su

...

方言よりもオタクくさいしゃべり方しようずwwwww

She is basically the kid's mommy now

I love how proud the Japanese men look in the pictures. Like they've elevated themselves to a higher status of being.

Why do you stalk random white girls in Japan? What is her family life has to do with you?

Having foreign gf is considered loser here though

>She makes Vsigh in photo
Is she white who born in Japan?