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do you have change for a £20 note

Don't worry lads I'll communicate with it

Kàkslkelênlpolmkł lŵldn lkêiskpoi noî vwdrdšldon chértjehln

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Going to bed lads, see you tomorrow.

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Another degen shit hole closed in the proud heart of London. In Corbyn's constituency no less

Just give >us Number No.10

*tuts*

*sighs*

Try bringing some change with you next time mate, I'll do it this time but not again

why you lookin bitter
I be lookin better

can't stop plucking my hairs lads
getting a visible bald patch

Hmm runty

i do that too

Heading out to Mr Pakis for an Ice Cream and the Financial Times.


You lads want anything?

just found out i've got a small amount of black mold in my bedroom

freaking out lads WHAT the fuck do i do

??

An ice cream and the Financial Times please mucka

Night,

ayy lad

clean it

shut the fuck up you woman

whats your favourite Queen song lads?

mine is Bohemian Rap CD

leave it alone, you bigot #BMM

satan did nothing wrong

it causes cancer you mong

good. hopefully that will stop your poncey moaning.

dont get how ppl can be proud of britain

its proper shit

to be honest, every country in the world bar none are awful.

true but some are at least a bit sunny and have stuff to do in them besides watching telly

ponce

I had half of my wall above my window covered in mold for years, didn't harm me at all

hi

oh god THAT LAD is here

dont talk to him

maybe go back to india you paki fuck

who? thailad?

*loads gun*

Kell Brook is going to get flattened on Saturday night

Who's "THAT LAD"
Sounds spoopy

>mate just told me about a foursome he once had.
>it was 3 blokes and 1 girl

such a bender

not an argument 2bh

gettin a spa treatment

>there are now millions of five guys in the UK

We really are the 51st state.

Find it bizarre that people would pay 8 quid for just a fast food burger.

Definitely a bit bent that

people tend to think that if a thing costs more, they'll enjoy it more.

>mold

Fuck off yank

>when you need to shit immediately after showering

sigh

At least we aren't flooded with Taco Bell, that food is disgusting

i shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

>sigh

you ever had one? they're amazeballs

Nicer than McDonalds tbqh

Their chips are pretty good also

Very runty

*aims for your bollocks*

>they're amazeballs

How do you fake confidence?

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That looks like Welsh kek.

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we call that wafflestomping.

keep getting very haemorrhoids when I pass stool lads

tried sits-bathing but the pain didn't go away

Kill yourself
I'd fucking hope so for that price

alri thailad

Want me to ram them back up your arse

alri

>he comes to /brit/ to get attention

That was my gimmick, fuck off and get your own

i don't get how people can have gaysex

the anus is a very delicate little thing, don't get how you can just jam stuff up there

pretend to jus b urself

oh shit
waddup

Men under 6ft such be considered dykes

RIP fabric

NICE ARGUMENT FAGGOT

Why is it closing?

car won't start

getting around the negotiating table

went fabric this one time

there were these 2 supermodel tier looking girls walking around, very tall. one was asian one was white.

look at the back of their dresses and realised they were trannies, because their shoulder/back was far too masculine

because the police and council don't want people having fun.

2 18 year old lads died of pills this year, which when you consider how many people visit the club off their nut each year, and how dangerously strong pills have become recently, is basically "not an argument"

What's fabric?

stuff you make clothes out of

what clothes are made of innit

you were probably tripping out lad.

kill.

Eating some chips rn

ayy
nah just mandy.
the asian (like some kind of south east asian) one was flirting with my mate. he said she was very tall. south east asian women tend to not be very tall.

their dresses had it so you could see their shoulders and lats and stuff. too broad for a normal woman.

they're called crisps yank

Then why post a picture of fries you moron

hydra + corsica studios > fabric

2 mil for a "Great Wall of Calais". What about the NHS?

fabric is shit 2bh
>£25 entry for the most basic club going
yeah nah

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Will it's true though purpose be to keep them out or to keep us in?

@64555548
stop attention-seeking
go out and make some real friends

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best money we've ever spent

even in an ancap society i'd pay towards the wall

Has /brit/ calmed down after last night's paki shitposting retardation?

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"no"
perhaps in terms of attitude and atmosphere or whatever, but there is nothing even close to fabric in the UK.
btw the closure doesn't bode well for smaller clubs either.

did I miss anything good

what?

walls in an ancap society

how does that work

>tfw you go on daily and still miss cool stuff

Stopping yet more medical tourists from using the NHS will save will over 2 mil

what shitposting?

I must have missed it

I only shitpost at work senpai

after work I generally don't use the internet except for vidya

How is your day going buds?