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Fuck Islington Council Edition

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olivyah edition

it's no fun building a wall if we're the ones who have to pay for it

Islington?

awful edition

bet you like black lives matter groups on facebook

>Committee chair asks if club would be safer if faster BPMs banned

Ah yes, fast BPMs make people take drugs

the chair of the islington licensing board has made her twitter private

looks like a right cunt too

Who the fuck has 4 syllable names?

me :(

we should take the money from abdul's benefits

Olivia has four syllables

Tryhard bellends

had a best friend for 4 months lads. we were really close.

Made a post

I am northern you fucking squid

Calais is rightfully British and we can do what we want 2bqh

me looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

it's likely they're pretentious cunts

what's your name and are you a pretentious cunt

O-liv-ya

morning lads.

ive been up all night

poshos who's parents unironically have swimming pools, tennis courts and horses.

Non-runts.

Shan't be clicking that link.

Oh-liv-e-ah

Olivia

no i'm not a pretentious cunt

u look cute :3

really need to get the gf to wear chokers

don't know if I'm going mental here but I've set off the security alarm in every shop I walked into in the last week and I cant figure out what's going on

had lots of best friends over the years.

dont talk to anyone of them now.

still my best friends though

t. literal council estate pondlife

hey guys :^)

sniffing a sharpie

I hate londoners

got called an anti-semite in safeway

unironically have a 2 syllable name but get told it sounds VERY posh

found this post very funny

My name's Chris

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>i have a gf
Course you do fella.

Same

hello
haha!

does she have an adams apple?

Same

what happened lad?

>Brutus

WHITE NAMES
>Biblical
>Celtic

NON-WHITE NAMES
>Everything else

He made up some repetitive gimmick and snared a thick paki

doxxed

how does brit feel about thicc white grills

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my name is Christian

good enough?

her face looks absolutely busted

i can't believe it's not butter(face)

fat

pic unrelated

>NON-WHITE NAMES
>>Everything else
Like Nordic name, you daft paki?

Lads I'm in a weird place right now with my gf. We live in the same place but we're having a break from each other for a few weeks cos we were arguing all the time. We've basically given each other the green light to date other people and then see how we feel afterwards, without actually saying it.

good post 2bqh

ee by gum
it's gas mark 5 in 'ere

Alfred

What about Germanic?

it's honestly really awkward and embarrassing but the thing is no one has tried to stop me once it goes off. is it really that easy to shoplift?

my name has only 1 syllable

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>tfw biblical first name and celtic last name

would take great pleasure in stamping your head in

aluminium -> aloominum
olivia -> olivyah

If you think Olivia has 3 syllables then you are a confirmed YANK and need to fuck off

Argued with the gf and then I saw she liked a photo of some girl and the caption was 'you know I don't need you'

Think she's trying to send me sneaky hints, I'll update you when I get more info

t. Angry because his name is non-white

Non-white.

>name means 'Bearer of Christ'

jesus wept

and you still consider her your gf?

don't do anything lad it's a trap

Have you seen Friends?

alri dan

youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU

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possibly the most reddity post of the last three threads

Chris you annoying twat

my name is Jan Itor

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do brits call the PS1 the PSX?

no, it's the ps1

What are you doing in god's own country JF?

my first name means "house guard", not a million miles off

visiting the igf

Greek & Roman names > the rest

t. Marcus

poenis

vaegina

this is how brits spell right?

Ask her what she meant by that and be honest

back on the mandarins

Business idea: become a farmer in Zimbabwe

imagine having a life this tragic

>t. Marcus

yeah well IdGaF lol

mh name sit JUstin

my name is Ozymandias but you can call me Ozzy

Haha my taig detector is going bonkers on this post

Please leave post haste, Pierre/Piotr/Pedro

she can have my jeb any time

>get a (You) from a yank, dont respond
>see a yank flag, ignore the post

This is why we need a war. These turds will always be the first casulties

seems like there's a few lads ITT ditching their so-called gfs

send them my way, I don't mind sloppy seconds