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korean pop edition

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Will there ever be a britpop edition?

National treasure

is £25 for 2 grams of weed too much? In Scotland

I was watching an old American Express advert from the early 80's and it had this middle class man meet his family outside their big semi-detached London home with a large front garden

Made me sad that they're now reserved for literal billionaires or have all been split into flats.

the gf

>We can save London’s iconic club scene, which draws thousands of visitors to the capital, generates jobs and helps ensure our city remains prosperous, vibrant and dynamic. I will be the Mayor to do just that.
what the fuck was his problem?

someone make a non-nonce edition cheers

what's for lunch lads

Depends. Are we talking real English pounds or Caledonian monopoly money?

Dunno, but you're aware of how much beer you could buy for that?

clean up your room you filthy cunt

help me get over her

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Makes You Think

>more than £10/gram
bin it

shes shagging a bloke much better than you as you gush like a little bitch.

feel like shit lads


*eyes the diazepam*
*it eyes me back and winks*
hmm...

that's a blokes arse

"no"

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so calais is being turned into a "detention camp?"

so this is how WW3 begins

Far too much.

Whereabouts are you?

Just remember there are plenty of frogs in the pond

>help me get over her

About 1:00 in the below vid, Palvin says "I am really attracted to Asian men". What exactly does she by that ??????
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> he would visit a club at all

You're nothing but a pawn.

The world is my board.

And I play the game.

technically if you don't like the edition you're the nonce

i guess you'd know, batty crease

>The stockbroker said his penis has a girth of four inches and is so huge he had to give his last girlfriend weeks to recover after sex

>youtube.com/watch?v=Uc6ucIkPgus

>Only Sup Forums Pass users can vote

How does that work?

>girth of four inches

Poor lad doesn't even know he has a pencil dick

fuck off changstein

yes, I look at mine in the mirror everyday

virgin much?

> The stockbroker said he used to work as a circus performer, smashing coconuts open with his 12" member, before finding a job in the city.

Depends how good it is and how dry it is

>ywn be good looking

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Dundee. My mate used to be the one buying weed for us and he had the actual dealers contact but he ended up dropping out and deleted the guy's number so now I have to buy it from some guy who's probably adding a £5 middleman fee

>not liking a girl in her mid twenties

maybe you prefer pictures of little girls you nonce

Girth, not circumference, you dopey cunt.

just got offered a job lads

bold strategy, lets see if it pays off

>responding to me twice
found the real pawn here

Americano and a danish ta mate

t. Keith Vaz

*peels the prawns*

ahh yes exquisitely manipulative

just farted and it stinks of death
wish it was windier outside

No wonder you're posting here at midday.

I'd recommend you spend less time shitposting and more time maturing into a non spastic xxx

So you have to fancy every single girl in her mid twenties or you're a nonce?

Jurassic Park!

>tfw 5.5 length and 6.5 girth

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alri chode lad

*smears toothpaste across my cheeks as warpaint*

runt
Hunt
Runt
Hunt
RUNT
HUNT

>tall and attractive man picks up girls

Let's do this Sup Forums altogether


HI, I LIKE YOU BRAAAAAP

A tonne of feathers

>tfw 2 inch length and 8 inch girth.

never measured my nob lads

Back of the net!

>UK and EU media laughs and scoffs at Trump's plan to build a wall along our southern border
>UK and EU are now building a wall to stop Calais' illegal immigrants from fucking with traffic and damaging property

Did a devilish deed lads

>tfw 3 inch length and 15 inch girth

The plans to control this cesspit are going smoothly.

The roaches actually believe that this is just a meme.

All is going to plan.

funny isn't it?
guardian btfo

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Have to say lads, pre season-11 Simpsons have to be my favourite programmes ever

That's first class

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wtf is this shit?

Do they still have to noko? Filthy savages.

I never even understood why anyone was opposed to Trump's wall, I mean there's a fence there that's supposed to keep the fuckers from pouring in but it obviously doesn't work so what's wrong with replacing it with a proper wall?

you didnt have to say that

>tall

let this gimmick die, most girls don't really care about height sweetie ;-) x

it's adorable that you actually think that tho :P

take the frisbee out of your pants

ah but you see, the calais wall isn't 2000 miles long

a 2000 mile wall would be very expensive

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you sure lad? it does for me

when was the last time you watched this

youtu.be/gg5_mlQOsUQ

reckon it's 2007 for me, I remember watching this and runescape videos

t. Pakhong Chu Li

doesn't matter when mexico is paying for it

MELBOURNE

Think I just met an autist in his fifties
He's here to wash the windows at work and I saw him at the bottom of the stairs, he stood there waiting for me to go first so I did, and when I said "thanks" at the bottom he goes "'ALLO" then shuffles off

the migrants will walk further to get round retards, or the will just move the camp

why would mexico build a wall when there's a perfectly good fence there already?

What's the runtiest degree lads?

Is it engineering? I think it might be engineering

Oasis and a ginsters pasty
put it on the slate

The entire board is broken for me.

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Costly, ineffective(what if they dig under). Practically it won't work.

>A man was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a five-day-old girl at a supermarket in Manchester, police said. It is alleged he came over and punched the baby, leaving a "very big fist mark" on her forehead.
>The suspect had apologised and said he thought the baby was a doll.

>northerners

massive import tax on mexican goods(which were american goods until recently) will pay for the wall

hell, lets get the illegal mexicans to build it for us, too. i don't think the american people would have a problem with that.

better ring the government then mate with this groundbreaking revelation.

sport science

It won't be hard to get them to cough up the money

they already said they'll have tunnel detection systems along it

well out of the pair of us, you're the one more likely to be a nonce lad

urban town planning

yeah it's engineering, the worst kind of student is one who thinks he's going to earn a lot of money in a saturated job market with his fancy piece of paper.

yes, hello operator, give me the number for the government

I've got some bad news about the so-called wall

>you were born too late to watch Spitting Image weekly

Bunch of saad pathtic winkers around here

Are you fucking thick, or just a paki?

He's clearly not talking about fucking circumference